January 29Jan 29 Popular Post 15 minutes ago, Chopper said: I think around the same time Bobby said Kanu is "light in the loafers." Someone who knows Bobby should tell him that idiom doesn't mean what he thinks. He uses it often. like Jerry Jones constantly referring to glory holes.
January 29Jan 29 2 hours ago, tokamak said: Yesterday morning Bobby reported that Kanu was "on his way to Georgia" for a visit. CTJ said that Georgia mods expected him to spend multiple nights there. Then he commits to us this morning. Did he literally commit to us while on a tour of Georgia's facilities? "Hold up Coach Smart, gotta send a text real fast. OK, you were saying?" If that were true: Automatic legend
January 29Jan 29 19 minutes ago, Dbeasy said: like Jerry Jones constantly referring to glory holes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glory_hole_(petroleum_production)
January 29Jan 29 8 minutes ago, satyanash said: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glory_hole_(petroleum_production) Is that where they get Vaseline from? The glory hole?
January 29Jan 29 On 1/28/2025 at 9:58 AM, BlackCat said: Seems obvious Kanu entered the portal because there’s a market for him. Based on his time/production at Ohio State someone will have to overpay for him based on potential, but that’s part of the luxury of being a DT in this environment. Pretty sure as an international student his legal cap is $10,000. There's a discussion about it on the Hero celebration thread, but it sounds like NIL wasn't the primary driving factor. It sounds more like he liked Texas and shit, he can play football.
January 29Jan 29 Just now, honolulu horn said: It sounds more like he liked Texas and shit, he can play football. That quote is hilarious.
January 29Jan 29 2 hours ago, Chopper said: I think around the same time Bobby said Kanu is "light in the loafers." Someone who knows Bobby should tell him that idiom doesn't mean what he thinks. He uses it often. We have a handful of posters here who are light in the loafers. Hero Kanu, Sir, is NOT light in the loafers! 😂
January 29Jan 29 27 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: We have a handful of posters here who are light in the loafers. Hero Kanu, Sir, is NOT light in the loafers! 😂 You know this from personal experience? He's German man, they're all over the place. Did he fuck your wife/mom/daughter or something?
January 29Jan 29 2 hours ago, satyanash said: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glory_hole_(petroleum_production)
January 29Jan 29 2 hours ago, satyanash said: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glory_hole_(petroleum_production) I think Texans know the real original definition of glory hole, but thank you for those that are living under a rock. The point being that the urban dictionary definition has made a strong surge in recent years and it always creates an uncomfortable situation when he says it. Good grief. Why did I just have to explain that.
January 29Jan 29 18 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said: If you are heavy in your loafers you own cheap shoes. Or you are Sydir Mitchell
January 29Jan 29 3 hours ago, honolulu horn said: Pretty sure as an international student his legal cap is $10,000. There's a discussion about it on the Hero celebration thread, but it sounds like NIL wasn't the primary driving factor. It sounds more like he liked Texas and shit, he can play football. Doesn't Gabe Muoneke have an OG company in Nigeria?
January 29Jan 29 41 minutes ago, Bevo said: Or you are Sydir Mitchell Less “heavy in the loafers” and more “fat in the ass”
January 29Jan 29 1 hour ago, Herpa Derpa said: If you are heavy in your loafers you own cheap shoes. 1 hour ago, Bevo said: Or you are Sydir Mitchell 36 minutes ago, Park Gothic said: Less “heavy in the loafers” and more “fat in the ass”
January 30Jan 30 Popular Post You'll want to read the highlighted section. Staff note, from the Georgia 247 board.
January 30Jan 30 Popular Post 21 minutes ago, Getafix said: You'll want to read the highlighted section. Staff note, from the Georgia 247 board. It's about fucking time.
January 30Jan 30 Popular Post 28 minutes ago, Getafix said: You'll want to read the highlighted section. Staff note, from the Georgia 247 board.
January 30Jan 30 You'll want to read the highlighted section. Staff note, from the Georgia 247 board.
January 30Jan 30 Popular Post I think that’s a display of maturity and understanding rare in a 9.95er, so I give the dude props. We won’t win them all, but we’re a player, and if we can muster a championship soon, Death Star fully activated on the player acquisition front.
January 30Jan 30 Popular Post Minor thread title tweak suggestion. Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Handjob Hero, Helobious! Now I'll slither back to my hidey-hole.
January 30Jan 30 Popular Post Anybody else remember Kelee Ringo spending his spring break in Austin only to sign with Georgia? We aren’t even close to squaring the account with those bag dropping assholes. I really hope the adjustment for those cheating dickbags to their new station in life is as painful as possible.
January 30Jan 30 57 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: Anybody else remember Kelee Ringo spending his spring break in Austin only to sign with Georgia? We aren’t even close to squaring the account with those bag dropping assholes. I really hope the adjustment for those cheating dickbags to their new station in life is as painful as possible. He didn't even OV with us after all that, if I remember correctly.
January 30Jan 30 3 hours ago, Getafix said: You'll want to read the highlighted section. Staff note, from the Georgia 247 board.
January 30Jan 30 Popular Post 9 hours ago, satyanash said: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glory_hole_(petroleum_production) I might be smarter now than I was this morning. I’m old, and I spent my career in O&G, and I only heard of one definition of glory hole until just now. I’m familiar with the “rat hole” in conventional drilling, and I know something about onshore and offshore GOM and North Sea exploration and production, but not in the arctic. Perhaps the migration of aggies to the O&G industry has imparted their behaviors into ways they we have not realized. Not sure where Jerrah was exposed to arctic drilling; must of got his influences else where. 3 hours ago, Getafix said: You'll want to read the highlighted section. Staff note, from the Georgia 247 board. Now that might be my new most favorite thing I’ve read here. Maybe anywhere. I read it, so it must be true. It is especially comforting in the context that Hero’s recruiting was not NIL driven due to the fact he is not from the US. 2 hours ago, Vito Andolini said: I think that’s a display of maturity and understanding rare in a 9.95er, so I give the dude props. We won’t win them all, but we’re a player, and if we can muster a championship soon, Death Star fully activated on the player acquisition front. I agree. I grew up in Austin in the late 60’s, was a senior with Earl in ‘77, and enjoyed VY’s greatness since his sophomore year, in HS. The vibe in Austin is somewhat muted by the million people that came here and never left. But to Texas fans, the vibe now is very similar to those past periods of unbridled burnt orange Kool-Aid. Similar, but different. This won’t change by one player leaving. A lot of data points that keep coming. Even from a $9.95’er. One I like, is All-American DB, Michael Taaffe, coming back for his senior year, to finish. That’s a leader. Hook’em! 1 hour ago, ioueleventybilliondollars said: Minor thread title tweak suggestion. Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Handjob Hero, Helobious! Now I'll slither back to my hidey-hole. Kudo’s to Helobious! His posts earned him a place as the chosen one, he embraced it, and by gawd damn if he didn’t deliver for us. 33 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: Anybody else remember Kelee Ringo spending his spring break in Austin only to sign with Georgia? We aren’t even close to squaring the account with those bag dropping assholes. I really hope the adjustment for those cheating dickbags to their new station in life is as painful as possible. This was worse than Billy Sims or Marcus Dupree. I will never forget the shit with Kelee Ringo. Sark getting ready to steal their lunch money in recruiting.
January 30Jan 30 On 1/27/2025 at 8:36 PM, CastHorn said: Torre Becton is going to put 25lbs on Justus easy by September. I cant see that weiner schnitzel committing to Texas when there’s freshman at Texas who will pass him in short order. He just flee’d Ohio State because of that same dynamic. Fled. Good grief. And the “Weiner Schnitzel” has landed.
January 30Jan 30 7 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: Anybody else remember Kelee Ringo spending his spring break in Austin only to sign with Georgia? We aren’t even close to squaring the account with those bag dropping assholes. I really hope the adjustment for those cheating dickbags to their new station in life is as painful as possible. There’s still another level of pain to come for them. Wait until Oregon discovers they can recruit GA kids and there’s a five star player they really want.
January 30Jan 30 Georgia will be OK. Resource and alumni-wise, they are in the upper echelon of the SEC, plus that state is producing a ton of elite talent now, compared to 25 years ago. They don’t have Aggies, and their neighbor state rival doesn’t have to poach recruits from them to stay competitive. It is fun to see Texas approach its potential, though. Edited January 30Jan 30 by statsman
January 30Jan 30 11 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: Anybody else remember Kelee Ringo spending his spring break in Austin only to sign with Georgia? We aren’t even close to squaring the account with those bag dropping assholes. I really hope the adjustment for those cheating dickbags to their new station in life is as painful as possible. That one was particularly egregious, although it could also be that spending a week informally getting to know Herman better might have made an impact, too.
January 30Jan 30 Popular Post 12 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: Anybody else remember Kelee Ringo spending his spring break in Austin only to sign with Georgia? We aren’t even close to squaring the account with those bag dropping assholes. I really hope the adjustment for those cheating dickbags to their new station in life is as painful as possible. 11 hours ago, Atticus said: He didn't even OV with us after all that, if I remember correctly. Sorry to break it to you guys, but we didn’t lose Ringo because of UGA bag dropping. Kelee ran into Carl while he was in Austin over spring break, and he learned there’s not a single thot in all of Austin.
January 30Jan 30 2 hours ago, statsman said: Georgia will be OK. Resource and alumni-wise, they are in the upper echelon of the SEC, plus that state is producing a ton of elite talent now, compared to 25 years ago. They don’t have Aggies, and their neighbor state rival doesn’t have to poach recruits from them to stay competitive. It is fun to see Texas approach its potential, though. They still have Mike Bobo at OC
January 30Jan 30 21 hours ago, Chopper said: I think around the same time Bobby said Kanu is "light in the loafers." Someone who knows Bobby should tell him that idiom doesn't mean what he thinks. He uses it often. He held up well against double teams in the run game in the playoff
January 30Jan 30 Popular Post 15 minutes ago, Fud said: He held up well against double teams in the run game in the playoff Are you saying gays can't handle a double team?
January 30Jan 30 6 minutes ago, softlynow said: Are you saying gays can't handle a double team? I'm saying that bobby is underestimating our light-loafer's ability to handle double teams
January 30Jan 30 Popular Post 15 hours ago, Getafix said: You'll want to read the highlighted section. Staff note, from the Georgia 247 board. What the fuck am I giving out handjobs for then?
January 30Jan 30 32 minutes ago, Fud said: They still have Mike Bobo at OC My nickname in college was T bone 2 minutes ago, Helobious said: What the fuck am I giving out handjobs for then? Yank ee free agents
January 30Jan 30 13 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: Anybody else remember Kelee Ringo spending his spring break in Austin only to sign with Georgia? We aren’t even close to squaring the account with those bag dropping assholes. I really hope the adjustment for those cheating dickbags to their new station in life is as painful as possible. That recruitment deprived us of three years of momma Ringo IG pics. We are just getting started. Edited January 30Jan 30 by Vertigo
January 30Jan 30 20 minutes ago, Vertigo said: That recruitment deprived us of three years of momma Ringo IG pics. We are just getting started. Pics?
January 30Jan 30 2 hours ago, Helobious said: What the fuck am I giving out handjobs for then? Recruiting isn't about the recruits we get, it's about the hand jobs you gave along the way.
January 30Jan 30 15 minutes ago, Deej said: Recruiting isn't about the recruits we get, it's about the hand jobs you gave along the way. The helobius action figure will definitely have the kung fu grip.
January 30Jan 30 Popular Post 2 hours ago, Helobious said: What the fuck am I giving out handjobs for then? Is it really work if you love what you're doing?
January 30Jan 30 A bad day of giving handjobs is better than a good day at work. And yesterday was a great day. Thank you good sir for all your sacrifices.
January 30Jan 30 1 hour ago, Vertigo said: The helobius action figure will definitely have the kung fu grip. Lego would like a word with you...
January 30Jan 30 Who gives a fuck about Ringo? Dude turned out to be just OK. I believe he was a 4thrd draft pick, and has only started a few games because of injuries. He's a special teams guy.
January 30Jan 30 16 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said: Who gives a fuck about Ringo? Dude turned out to be just OK. I believe he was a 4thrd draft pick, and has only started a few games because of injuries. He's a special teams guy. 6 post above yours is why we give the fuck about Ringo
January 30Jan 30 19 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: Anybody else remember Kelee Ringo spending his spring break in Austin only to sign with Georgia? We aren’t even close to squaring the account with those bag dropping assholes. I really hope the adjustment for those cheating dickbags to their new station in life is as painful as possible. From what i recall his mom worked for Delta...HQ in Atlanta
January 30Jan 30 Author 2 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said: From what i recall his mom worked for Delta...HQ in Atlanta Yeah, that happened after he signed with Georgia. She got the promotion shortly thereafter. Super strange.
January 30Jan 30 16 minutes ago, closetojumping said: Yeah, that happened after he signed with Georgia. She got the promotion shortly thereafter. Super strange.
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