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6 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

how dare all of you!  This is man's man!  HE.  DRINKS.  BEER!

granted is syphoned out of his buddy's anal cavity, but he drinks it!

Show some respect. We're talking about a Supreme Court Justice here! (no CR)

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    Taaffe has announced hes staying:   

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    Moore’s camp has told Bobby Burton that Trey Moore is returning to Texas. Nothing set in stone, but that would be a big deal, IMO. 

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4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I saw his sexts that leaked on Xitter.

I am not a moral man

I hope that bag is secured, possibly with a zip tie, because the threat of negilgent homicde has to be preferable to the threat of accidentally staring into the face of Case McCoy while you're trying to finish, regardless of one's sexual preferences. 

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3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I hope that bag is secured, possibly with a zip tie, because the threat of negilgent homicde has to be preferable to the threat of accidentally staring into the face of Case McCoy while you're trying to finish, regardless of one's sexual preferences. 

Okay, we have veered way, way off topic here. Let’s show some notion of restraint. 

46 minutes ago, pacman said:

 

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Much better without all that makeup

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Okay, we have veered way, way off topic here. Let’s show some notion of restraint. 

Yes. Restraint. One of my most notable characteristics. 

I like my women a bit ruder than that, but I’ve certainly banged worse and possibly will again. 
 

Carson Beck in Miami makes a ton of sense. Think of all the IG girls he’ll have easier access to as well!

58 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh please, you’d beg her to crush your face with her thighs 

but, would you?

11 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Much better without all that makeup

And those pesky clothes. 

6 minutes ago, Atticus said:

I like my women a bit ruder than that, but I’ve certainly banged worse and possibly will again. 
 

Carson Beck in Miami makes a ton of sense. Think of all the IG girls he’ll have easier access to as well!

College aged Christopher Walken does Miami. 

 

This thread has unsurprisingly reached a new low. And now, I have too, googling Carson Beck's Snapchat sexts.

If only we had an actual football game coming up to distract us.

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1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

And now, I have too, googling Carson Beck's Snapchat sexts.

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58 minutes ago, pacman said:

 

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If she ever wants a guy that’s a decent athlete, strong, funny, and also doesn’t look like Case McCoy’s specialer needs little brother she should give me a call. Damn 

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

If she ever wants a guy that’s a decent athlete, strong, funny, and also doesn’t look like Case McCoy’s specialer needs little brother she should give me a call. Damn 

only if she also wants someone with an 0 for 172 Surly prediction record.

Yeah, the Big 12 was always wildly entertaining. Gundy, Lincoln Riley's OU offenses, Leach, etc. 
Even after realignment and losing Nebraska, CU and aggy, WV came in and was wildin' out with Tayvon Austin and Kevin White and Geno Smith and Will Grier and Stedman Bailey.  KU had some fun upsets as well. 
Now, a lot of programs like Baylor and TCU directly benefitted from our decade of suck, and it will be enjoyable to watch them go back to being ass.
With Texas and OU gone, it feels like the conference race will always be the most open and entertaining, and certainly some personalities with Joey running his mouth all the time, Dillingham, the circus of Deion, Gundy is always good for some quotes, etc. 
The SEC will remain boring in terms of title contention - Georgia, Texas, maybe Alabama or Tennessee tries to get in the mix.  B1G will just be Oregon, PSU and Ohio State, with the occasional Michigan if they can re-find their post-Harbaugh form. ACC is Miami, Clemson, SMU. 

Yeah, the idea of Texas being in conference champ contention sure is boring.
1 minute ago, Nivek said:


Yeah, the idea of Texas being in conference champ contention sure is boring.

That’s not what I meant and you know it. Most conferences are going to be 2-3 team races. The same 2-3. The Big 12 is going to be like 6-8 different teams every year 

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

That is literally @Pdawg88's Oklahoma dime piece 30 years ago.

Edited to clarify that I made this statement prior to seeing the other pics....and I would.

 

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

With a handle like Beer Drinker and offering up unprompted takes that this looks like a dude...

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..I can only think that we're dealing with a severely closeted individual who is wildly ashamed of his sexuality, but is completely clueless how to cover it up in normal society. Probably posts on game threads with shit like "Damn, I can't believe that fucking sportsball play!" and, as he hits enter, sits back satisfactorily in his chair and takes a sip of his white wine spritzer. 

Or some of us just like banging thick chicks with some cushion for pushing.

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36 minutes ago, Atticus said:

I like my women a bit ruder than that, but I’ve certainly banged worse and possibly will again. 
 

Carson Beck in Miami makes a ton of sense. Think of all the IG girls he’ll have easier access to as well!

Carson Beck could scare vultures off of a meat wagon. That ugly dipshit isn’t going to be crushing it in Miami. 

26 minutes ago, Helobious said:

If she ever wants a guy that’s a decent athlete, strong, funny, and also doesn’t look like Case McCoy’s specialer needs little brother she should give me a call. Damn 

She has a “No Vato DMs Please” notice on her twitter account. Seems like a long shot for you. 

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That’s not what I meant and you know it. Most conferences are going to be 2-3 team races. The same 2-3. The Big 12 is going to be like 6-8 different teams every year 

You're basing this on what, your crystal ball that peers into the future? That conference could very easily consolidate into 2-3 teams with good coaching that manage to claw out a recruiting advantage and win it. The kind of shit peopel are already potentially crowning on Dillingham. 

2 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

My guess is his elbow is much worse than advertised and has entered the portal (within the UGA window) to give himself more options as he waits on his draft grade. More intersting question is did UGA give him the option at all to return? My guess is no.

Beck will not be able to throw until March, sources told ESPN, which would have complicated his NFL draft process and will likely force him to miss spring practice at his next school. Sources said the variety of feedback he got from the draft process led to this decision, as he changed his mind in the past 24 hours. He received advice that if he could return and wanted to, he should probably return and play another season in college.

59 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Okay, we have veered way, way off topic here. Let’s show some notion of restraint. 

No bondage talk. This is for recruiting.

11 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

No bondage talk. This is for recruiting.

Guess you've forgotten the ole' Chokehold Buttfuck maneuver, shared with us on this very recruiting board by CTJ ages ago, when some aggie recruit performed it at a party. 

Worlds CAN colide, sir. 

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

I've got friends who are big BYU fans, so I'll happily throw their games on and pull for the Cougs. OSU and ASU are fun schools with cool alumni. And Texas Tech and Colorado showing their asses will be funny for as long as their current head coaches are in place.

The rest... whatever. And fuck Baylor.

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1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

This thread has unsurprisingly reached a new low. And now, I have too, googling Carson Beck's Snapchat sexts.

If only we had an actual football game coming up to distract us.

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Isn’t this the headshot of the guy who is in a remake of “Mask”.

That jaw looks like it could withstand a battering ram. 

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

If she ever wants a guy that’s a decent athlete, strong, funny, and also doesn’t look like Case McCoy’s specialer needs little brother she should give me a call. Damn 

But how are your hands?

I picture him going to Miami, failing to get any ig ass, facing Texas in the playoffs, and Simmons ripping his arm off again. Some people can't catch a break.

 

Though I would never put that out there into the world.  Ohh shit...

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2 hours ago, Noozak said:

From the Georgia film guy

 

 

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I have a very strong feeling the current Texas HC feels the same way 

3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I have a very strong feeling the current Texas HC feels the same way 

But that's because you're a moron

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It was at number 3 that I became concerned about scrolling down.

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Just as long as beck does not select Wofford, I'm good with almost anything else. :)

 

4 hours ago, Beer Drinker said:

Yea she looked a lil manly in the Miami BB pic. Maybe I shoulda done some more research

The Cavinder twins have nudes out there on tha interchickens. You sir clearly haven't seen them. You also haven't seen most wimmens without makeup.

1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

@Thatguy seems you’ve been vindicated on this front.

I forgot what I said lol.

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

But how are your hands?

Well we haven’t had a ton of DTs commit from the portal, just 2, so his hands should be perked to jerk. 

16 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

The Cavinder twins have nudes out there on tha interchickens. You sir clearly haven't seen them. You also haven't seen most wimmens without makeup.

I forgot what I said lol.

That Beck, uh, can’t read defenses.  Brooks Austin seems to be alluding to that.  👀 

Yikes.

14 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

You just put up the @Js1 bat signal. 

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5 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I picture him going to Miami, failing to get any ig ass, facing Texas in the playoffs, and Simmons ripping his arm off again. Some people can't catch a break.

 

Though I would never put that out there into the world.  Ohh shit...

Moore* but yes please. 

9 hours ago, Js1 said:

Miami lol

Also I guess his draft feedback was "don't" 

 

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7 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

This thread has unsurprisingly reached a new low. And now, I have too, googling Carson Beck's Snapchat sexts.

If only we had an actual football game coming up to distract us.

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I guess a big-time college QB doesn't have to learn to be clever with sexting. "I got a snake looking for hole."

Just now, RomaVicta said:

I guess a big-time college QB doesn't have to learn to be clever with sexting. "I got a snake looking for hole."

Fine whatever. Booty 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Fine whatever. Booty 

You would take wildly exhilerating sex over wit? What's wrong with you?

8 hours ago, Helobious said:

If she ever wants a guy that’s a decent athlete, strong, funny, and also doesn’t look like Case McCoy’s specialer needs little brother she should give me a call. Damn 

Yes she will throw away a d-1 college qb for a fourth tier surly poster 

 

beck may be an ugly fuck but he’ll get more ass than a toilet seat wherever he goes

51 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Yes she will throw away a d-1 college qb for a fourth tier surly poster 

 

beck may be an ugly fuck but he’ll get more ass than a toilet seat wherever he goes

Fourth?  Hell has nine tiers, so surly must have at least 18.

14 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Just as long as beck does not select Wofford, I'm good with almost anything else. :)

 

Speaking of the w-sips, doesn’t aggy feel perfect for Beck? All hype, questionable production, and they can pay him a zillion dollars. I know they got Zeno but let’s be real, Beck is way more high profile and that’s what they truly crave.

Going out and getting the Super Case McCoy after he got eternal scoreboard on them would be the most aggy thing ever. They’ll show us!

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