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Christ, Pete Nakos is sayin he didn't even last 48 hours on campus. It lasted only 48 hours with multiple fist fights and missed workouts? Buddy needs to commit to the Ava Recovery Center next. Hope he gets his life turned around.
 

 

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    Taaffe has announced hes staying:   

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    Moore’s camp has told Bobby Burton that Trey Moore is returning to Texas. Nothing set in stone, but that would be a big deal, IMO. 

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16 hours ago, AlrightAlrightAlright said:

If Deion leaves for the Cowboys could we go after the receiver from North Crowley?

I sure hope we do

3 hours ago, Teryor said:

Huh, guess this is their response to Nwaneri

I still don't understand why it is EDGE and not Edge. I mean, Taaffe is a Safety, not SAFETY. Dicker the Kicker, not Dicker the KICKER. Although, he might deserve the extra capitalization. 

It's weird to me.

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I still don't understand why it is EDGE and not Edge. I mean, Taaffe is a Safety, not SAFETY. Dicker the Kicker, not Dicker the KICKER. Although, he might deserve the extra capitalization. 

It's weird to me.

Your quote above sounds like something Jerry Seinfeld might say at one of his stand-up routines.

13 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I still don't understand why it is EDGE and not Edge. I mean, Taaffe is a Safety, not SAFETY. Dicker the Kicker, not Dicker the KICKER. Although, he might deserve the extra capitalization. 

It's weird to me.

I agree. It’s not an acronym, so it makes no sense. 

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

Christ, Pete Nakos is sayin he didn't even last 48 hours on campus. It lasted only 48 hours with multiple fist fights and missed workouts? Buddy needs to commit to the Ava Recovery Center next. Hope he gets his life turned around.
 

 

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36 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Your quote above sounds like something Jerry Seinfeld might say at one of his stand-up routines.

I wouldn't mind getting one of his paychecks.

I mean, it's not like I'm a nurse.

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I didn’t see his portal announcement but Savea transferred back to Arizona.

 

rumors flying that he missed them meeting got into it verbally with teammates and smoked weed at the facility

12 hours ago, Vertigo said:

You are blaming Elon for this? Alrighty then.

What, you don’t remember the days where any and all information posted in Twitter was 100% true and accurate?   You must be older than @Armybrat   

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7 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Christ, Pete Nakos is sayin he didn't even last 48 hours on campus.

And that's spotting him two hours on the change in time zones. 

7 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I still don't understand why it is EDGE and not Edge. I mean, Taaffe is a Safety, not SAFETY. Dicker the Kicker, not Dicker the KICKER. Although, he might deserve the extra capitalization. 

It's weird to me.

Because safety is "S", kicker is "K".  It's the abbreviated form of edge rusher. They  capitalize all the others QB, WR, TE, S, etc so they kept the same form with EDGE.

16 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Because safety is "S", kicker is "K".  It's the abbreviated form of edge rusher. They  capitalize all the others QB, WR, TE, S, etc so they kept the same form with EDGE.

who is THEY?

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32 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

who is THEY?

… used when he or she is no longer preferred?

10 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I have an easily searched posting history here. Feel free to be less passive aggressive and put into sharp relief for the board those moments where I ever dismissed Oregon or Ohio State as threats to anyone’s roster due to NIL, including Texas. Michigan’s backing from Ellison is new, the other two aren’t. So “now”? No. Always has been the case. 

Relax, Boss. The post was not aimed at you or your posting history.

There are a bazillion BSD posts around here. Your post indicates we are not The BSD everyone thought we were. 

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8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I still don't understand why it is EDGE and not Edge. I mean, Taaffe is a Safety, not SAFETY. Dicker the Kicker, not Dicker the KICKER. Although, he might deserve the extra capitalization. 

It's weird to me.

I wish positions and class designations and the team mascots were all proper nouns. I may just start always capitalizing them because fuck all of the rules these days, I guess. Plus, I know it will irritate you, Huck and various other proud pedants participating on this board.  

12 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Relax, Boss. The post was not aimed at you or your posting history.

There are a bazillion BSD posts around here. Your post indicates we are not The BSD everyone thought we were. 

We don’t know enough about Michigan yet in order to truly determine if they’re always looming like a gargoyle over any recruitment they want.  That is actually the case with Oregon. Ohio State is a peer at the head of the class. Being in the top 1% makes us a BSD, but not the only one, IMO.

I think most of the recruiting regulars agree and understand. We cannot do anything to prevent ignorant hubris from infecting clowns on the football board and the random morons on this board that most of us have on ignore. 

1 hour ago, MontereyMX said:

who is THEY?

You trying to get us all killed?

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 We cannot do anything to prevent ignorant hubris from infecting clowns on the football board and the random morons on this board 

That would make one long ass motto, but it is spot on.

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Because safety is "S", kicker is "K".  It's the abbreviated form of edge rusher. They  capitalize all the others QB, WR, TE, S, etc so they kept the same form with EDGE.

Sounds perfectly reasonable, but up until the last few years the position was always designated as DE.

6 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Sounds perfectly reasonable, but up until the last few years the position was always designated as DE.

Too much confusion with Germany. 

46 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

You trying to get us all killed?

trying really hard minus a few posters I could probably count on one hand

In term of Ellison there are a couple of points to consider in terms of what he could bring to Michigan in support of his new wife. 
 

He spent 6B to help his son buy Paramount, 200M to help daughter pay off lenders from her production company. 
 

Throwing his new wife $50M (basically not even couch cushion money but the money under couch) is nothing. Oracle has had a long standing relationship with UM (sends top talent managers there each year for training), hires a lot of new sales/development folks out of there yearly etc 

Larry has potential to be an absolute game changer in NIL with for him is not even a blip of his money. Will be really interesting to see where this goes. I don’t believe he personally gives a shit about college sports but pussy makes you do crazy things. 

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2 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

In term of Ellison there are a couple of points to consider in terms of what he could bring to Michigan in support of his new wife. 
 

He spent 6B to help his son buy Paramount, 200M to help daughter pay off lenders from her production company. 
 

Throwing his new wife $50M (basically not even couch cushion money but the money under couch) is nothing. Oracle has had a long standing relationship with UM (sends top talent managers there each year for training), hires a lot of new sales/development folks out of there yearly etc 

Larry has potential to be an absolute game changer in NIL with for him is not even a blip of his money. Will be really interesting to see where this goes. I don’t believe he personally gives a shit about college sports but pussy makes you do crazy things. 

Allow me to put it more succinctly:

His net worth is more than 6x Phil Knight. 

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2 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:

What, you don’t remember the days where any and all information posted in Twitter was 100% true and accurate?   You must be older than @Armybrat   

I never got a tweet on any of my devices. 
A twit now & then though…..

 

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11 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

 

Larry has potential to be an absolute game changer in NIL with for him is not even a blip of his money. Will be really interesting to see where this goes. I don’t believe he personally gives a shit about college sports but pussy makes you do crazy things. 

This is the meaning of Life.  

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5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I never got a tweet on any of my devices. 
A twit now & then though…..

 

 

What… no messages sent and received by carrier pigeons?!?

2 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

who is THEY?

The royal they, dude. 
 

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I’m sure this issue has been raised before, but is there any chance some of the posters here could enter the transfer portal? And enroll with another fan base?

Just asking…

2 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

I’m sure this issue has been raised before, but is there any chance some of the posters here could enter the transfer portal? And enroll with another fan base?

Just asking…

Only waiting for the NIL offers to hit my agent’s inbox. 

2 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

I’m sure this issue has been raised before, but is there any chance some of the posters here could enter the transfer portal? And enroll with another fan base?

Just asking…

A Cal guy bought me In-N-Out once but ultimately it was not enough to get me into the portal. Getting a shake with the burger and fries might have done it but he couldn't make the numbers work.

27 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

In term of Ellison there are a couple of points to consider in terms of what he could bring to Michigan in support of his new wife. 
 

He spent 6B to help his son buy Paramount, 200M to help daughter pay off lenders from her production company. 
 

Throwing his new wife $50M (basically not even couch cushion money but the money under couch) is nothing. Oracle has had a long standing relationship with UM (sends top talent managers there each year for training), hires a lot of new sales/development folks out of there yearly etc 

Larry has potential to be an absolute game changer in NIL with for him is not even a blip of his money. Will be really interesting to see where this goes. I don’t believe he personally gives a shit about college sports but pussy makes you do crazy things. 

He could prolly buy and sell Phil Knight

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3 minutes ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

He could prolly buy and sell Phil Knight

“six times over, mate”

He could prolly buy and sell Phil Knight

Prolly? Last time I checked 205,000,000,000 is just barely more than 6x 33,000,000,000
2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Because safety is "S", kicker is "K".  It's the abbreviated form of edge rusher. They  capitalize all the others QB, WR, TE, S, etc so they kept the same form with EDGE.

I don't understand when you kids started using "Edge" to describe the DE position.  

For you kids, a DE is a Defensive End.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Sounds perfectly reasonable, but up until the last few years the position was always designated as DE.

This

We need to up our billionaire benefactor game to stay competitive.  Does Elon have any kids that want to go to UT? 

We can offer early enrollment for the young ones 

Just now, DixonHur said:

We need to up our billionaire benefactor game to stay competitive.  Does Elon have any kids that want to go to UT? 

We can offer early enrollment for the young ones 

The tally, at last count, was 11 kids by what, 5 different women?  Lulz.

12 minutes ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

He could prolly buy and sell Phil Knight

That's illegal 

15 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

We need to up our billionaire benefactor game to stay competitive.  Does Elon have any kids that want to go to UT? 

We can offer early enrollment for the young ones 

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13 minutes ago, BERT said:

That's illegal 

Just call it M&A or a hostile acquisition and you're good. NIke's share price is off more than 50% from its peak three years ago. Ellison could buy a majority stake for a song. 

 

1 hour ago, BrazilHorn said:

In term of Ellison there are a couple of points to consider in terms of what he could bring to Michigan in support of his new wife. 
 

He spent 6B to help his son buy Paramount, 200M to help daughter pay off lenders from her production company. 
 

Throwing his new wife $50M (basically not even couch cushion money but the money under couch) is nothing. Oracle has had a long standing relationship with UM (sends top talent managers there each year for training), hires a lot of new sales/development folks out of there yearly etc 

Larry has potential to be an absolute game changer in NIL with for him is not even a blip of his money. Will be really interesting to see where this goes. I don’t believe he personally gives a shit about college sports but pussy makes you do crazy things. 

OK fuck this shit. Someone needs to take one for the team and send their wife to honeypot Musk. Begun the vagina wars have. 

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

OK fuck this shit. Someone needs to take one for the team and send their wife to honeypot Musk. Begun the vagina wars have. 

Just send him the jewelry lady 

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3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

OK fuck this shit. Someone needs to take one for the team and send their wife to honeypot Musk. Begun the vagina wars have. 

The very idea of Musk getting involved with a sports organization and not completely obliterating everything enjoyable about it within a year is positively laughable.

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