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  • You'll want to read the highlighted section. Staff note, from the Georgia 247 board.          

  • BornAndRaised
    BornAndRaised

    Taaffe has announced hes staying:   

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Moore’s camp has told Bobby Burton that Trey Moore is returning to Texas. Nothing set in stone, but that would be a big deal, IMO. 

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2 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

The very idea of Musk getting involved with a sports organization and not completely obliterating everything enjoyable about it within a year is positively laughable.

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39 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

We need to up our billionaire benefactor game to stay competitive.  Does Elon have any kids that want to go to UT? 

We can offer early enrollment for the young ones 

 

37 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

The tally, at last count, was 11 kids by what, 5 different women?  Lulz.

And at least 9 of the kids and all 5 of the women hate him. The guy is the epitome of an insufferable asshole corporate welfare queen who lies incessantly about everything, and if for some reason we took his money he'd want to run the entire university into the ground until he got bored with it. 

26 minutes ago, Js1 said:

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3 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

Isn't she aggy though?

She's friendly with UT

12 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

OK fuck this shit. Someone needs to take one for the team and send their wife to honeypot Musk. Begun the vagina wars have. 

 

6 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

The very idea of Musk getting involved with a sports organization and not completely obliterating everything enjoyable about it within a year is positively laughable.

Good thing my wife isn't on this board, this is a 2 bird with 1 stone situation. 

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4 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

 

And at least 9 of the kids and all 5 of the women hate him. The guy is the epitome of an insufferable asshole corporate welfare queen who lies incessantly about everything, and if for some reason we took his money he'd want to run the entire university into the ground until he got bored with it.

Mack Brown did that and we were paying him.

Some of you are a fucking beating. We're just talking about Elon's money and some of y'all make this about a bunch of other shit nobody cares about.

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Mack Brown did that and we were paying him

Mack ran the entire university into the ground? Huh

11 minutes ago, Fud said:

She's friendly with UT

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2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Mack Brown did that and we were paying him.

Some of you are a fucking beating. We're just talking about Elon's money and some of y'all make this about a bunch of other shit nobody cares about.

Eh, go fuck your own face. There's no such thing as "just taking Elon's money". We take his money and we have to let him have a piece of the action, and as far as I know he doesn't give a shit about sports. He'll want to ruin our entire university. He's not the charitable type unless he gets something in return. The only "charity" he gives to is his own foundation, which is nothing more than a shell company that he controls to covertly further his own business interests while dodging taxes. 

 

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Mack ran the entire university into the ground? Huh

Texas Football.

I realize that's not what he said, but again, he's making this some greater commentary on a football recruiting forum. No one gives a shit.

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Just now, Hermanator said:

Eh, go fuck your own face. There's no such thing as "just taking Elon's money". We take his money and we have to let him have a piece of the action, and as far as I know he doesn't give a shit about sports.

The whole conversation was a hypothetical. Elon isn't giving us his money.

Now, quit being a beating of a poster.

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Imagine Musk getting involved in UT athletics. It would immediately spiral into hurr durr woke professors derp

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

The whole conversation was a hypothetical. Elon isn't giving us his money.

Now, quit being a beating of a poster.

You first 

2 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

It would immediately spiral into hurr durr

Kind of like where this thread has landed

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

The whole conversation was a hypothetical. Elon isn't giving us his money.

Now, quit being a beating of a poster.

Just put him on ignore.  He doesn't bring anything of value to the table.

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7 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Tom almost got thrown out of an airplane, and I like to think it was over KS. 

You got to give Texas some credit, when we are bad at football, we are messy and entertaining too.

It's one thing to just be bad, but Mack's airplane circling campus, Charlie's ineptitude and Tom's personal life woes were highly good fodder to give us laughs during the decade of suck. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

You got to give Texas some credit, when we are bad at football, we are messy and entertaining too.

It's one thing to just be bad, but Mack's airplane circling campus, Charlie's ineptitude and Tom's personal life woes were highly good fodder to give us laughs during the decade of suck. 


Strong flying to Tulsa or whatever to beg a G5 coordinator to come to Texas is the low point of Texas football for me. 

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3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


Strong flying to Tulsa or whatever to beg a G5 coordinator to come to Texas is the low point of Texas football for me. 

That can't be. I've recently been made aware that it was a random false start from Cam Williams. 

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


Strong AND THE UNIVERSITY PRESIDENT flying to Tulsa or whatever to beg a G5 coordinator to come to Texas is the low point of Texas football for me. 

fify and same

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


Strong flying to Tulsa or whatever to beg a G5 coordinator to come to Texas is the low point of Texas football for me. 

When we “landed” Gilbert pretty sure I fist pumped while uncontrollably sobbing. 

21 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Imagine Musk getting involved in UT athletics. It would immediately spiral into hurr durr woke professors derp

Considering he’s close with Vivek, my guess is he finds no value in sports 

25 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Eh, go fuck your own face. There's no such thing as "just taking Elon's money". We take his money and we have to let him have a piece of the action, and as far as I know he doesn't give a shit about sports. He'll want to ruin our entire university. He's not the charitable type unless he gets something in return. The only "charity" he gives to is his own foundation, which is nothing more than a shell company that he controls to covertly further his own business interests while dodging taxes. 

 

It doesn’t sound all that covert, then. Just when you have me convinced he’s a douche, you say he furthers his own business interests and dodges taxes — though, granted, he paid more in one year than your entire genetic line has ever even earned — and I’m torn, again. 

Can we get back to telling me whether Moncrief is in shambles and I should panic or if everything’s going to be fine?

27 minutes ago, Js1 said:

You got to give Texas some credit, when we are bad at football, we are messy and entertaining too.

It's one thing to just be bad, but Mack's airplane circling campus, Charlie's ineptitude and Tom's personal life woes were highly good fodder to give us laughs during the decade of suck. 

Saban being paged at the Austin Airport 

Can we please get back to the fucking weather in the Pacific Northwest.   Chicken fried steak locations.  Charleston recruits and other Gouda cheese puns 

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Why don't all you posting and thinking you are being clever with the passive, aggressive cloakroom bullshit fuck off and sign off. 

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I never got a tweet on any of my devices. 
A twit now & then though…..

 

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Hey Brat, did you use of these talking devices to ring up Sarah when you wanted to talk to Pre-Mrs. Brat?

Speaking Elon Musk and NIL ... I know him pretty well. Generally, I like him. With that said, I want him nowhere near UT sports. Elon is not interested in sports. They are a waste of time in his view. Pabulum for the masses. And he would not be doing this for the love of the game or the university. But rather, it would be transactional. So what would UT have to give up? It wouldn't be pretty. 

20 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

 taxes — though, granted, he paid more in one year than your entire genetic line has ever even earned

Didn't realize he took on nursing shifts

11 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Saban being paged at the Austin Airport 

That happened when TOS was still up and going strong.

The internet went bonkers.

I still laugh at that event.

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

We need to up our billionaire benefactor game to stay competitive.  Does Elon have any kids that want to go to UT? 

We can offer early enrollment for the young ones 

I think Mark Cuban has a kid at UT. He likes sports.

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This thread right now has clowns implying that the richest man in the world is their intellectual inferior, overt political whining, and an outbreak of rehashing shit that happened, and that we had to live with, from the years 2010-2021. We're at the point that multiple postings of guys we don't want to lose heading to the portal would improve the spirit of this thread. We are a special form of collective stupid. 

 

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Didn't realize he took on nursing shifts

How do you think he financed his other stuff? Think, man. 

3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Sounds perfectly reasonable, but up until the last few years the position was always designated as DE.

A 3-4 DE and a 4-3 DE are very different. "Edge" attempts to encompass the 4-3 DE and 3-4 OLB roles, since an edge rusher can be perfectly suited for both and the designation ultimately depends on the type of defense the program he chooses runs.

It's the same reason On3 now uses "DL", which encompasses the 3-4 DE and 4-3 DT roles.

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

This thread right now has clowns implying that the richest man in the world is their intellectual inferior, overt political whining, and an outbreak of rehashing shit that happened, and that we had to live with, from the years 2010-2021. We're at the point that multiple postings of guys we don't want to lose heading to the portal would improve the spirit of this thread. We are a special form of collective stupid. 

 

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Just now, BornAndRaised said:

An attempt at changing this cloak-room lite: 
 

 

BREAKING NEWS: Guy does exactly what he said he would do weeks ago.

1 minute ago, txhorns said:

BREAKING NEWS: Guy does exactly what he said he would do weeks ago.

And yet there was endless speculation he was transferring even after he said he was going pro before the semifinal game 

19 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This thread right now has clowns implying that the richest man in the world is their intellectual inferior, overt political whining, and an outbreak of rehashing shit that happened, and that we had to live with, from the years 2010-2021. We're at the point that multiple postings of guys we don't want to lose heading to the portal would improve the spirit of this thread. We are a special form of collective stupid. 

 

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anyone want to show how this guy compared to our line last year from PFF? 
 

 

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What do we think about the two PSU WRs in the portal, Omari Evans and Harrison Wallace? Yeah I know they struggled vs ND but decent overall production in the Big 10 on an iffy passing offense. 

40 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Can we please get back to the fucking weather in the Pacific Northwest.   Chicken fried steak locations.  Charleston recruits and other Gouda cheese puns 

I feel like pizza, tho.  Lulz.

37 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Speaking Elon Musk and NIL ... I know him pretty well. Generally, I like him. With that said, I want him nowhere near UT sports. Elon is not interested in sports. They are a waste of time in his view. Pabulum for the masses. And he would not be doing this for the love of the game or the university. But rather, it would be transactional. So what would UT have to give up? It wouldn't be pretty. 

I LOLed when Musk said playing League Of Legends would seriously impact his Mars and other business goals.  Lulz.

41 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Speaking Elon Musk and NIL ... I know him pretty well. Generally, I like him. With that said, I want him nowhere near UT sports. Elon is not interested in sports. They are a waste of time in his view. Pabulum for the masses. And he would not be doing this for the love of the game or the university. But rather, it would be transactional. So what would UT have to give up? It wouldn't be pretty. 

Kind of like how everyone throws out Michael Dell to fund our NIL. I don’t think Dell gives one crap about sports. Didn’t he only buy a stake in a pro team for the business aspect? Ie- how does this make me money back?

13 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

anyone want to show how this guy compared to our line last year from PFF? 
 

 

Graduate Student (2024)
• Contributed on special teams against Fresno State (Aug. 31), Texas (Sept. 7), USC (Sept. 21), Michigan State (Oct. 26), Oregon (Nov. 2)
• Played at guard and contributed on special teams against Arkansas State (Sept. 14)
• Played at left tackle and contributed on special teams against Minnesota (Sept. 28)
• Started at left tackle at Washington (Oct. 5), at Illinois (Oct. 19)
• Played as the sixth lineman and contributed on special teams against Michigan State (Oct. 26), at Ohio State (Nov. 30)

30 minutes ago, satyanash said:

A 3-4 DE and a 4-3 DE are very different. "Edge" attempts to encompass the 4-3 DE and 3-4 OLB roles, since an edge rusher can be perfectly suited for both and the designation ultimately depends on the type of defense the program he chooses runs.

It's the same reason On3 now uses "DL", which encompasses the 3-4 DE and 4-3 DT roles.

It has previously been posted that EDGE refers to Edge Rusher similar to QB DE and such.....then call it ER instead of EDGE.....

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