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56 minutes ago, Helobious said:

He lost my respect when he wouldn’t cut his hair like Ewers did. If you want all the attention, if you want to make it all about you, you better be able to deliver when it counts. He couldn’t. 

UT Rio Grande football starts in 2025. I hope he transfers there and knocks up half the coeds.

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5 minutes ago, horngrad03 said:

UT Rio Grande football starts in 2025. I hope he transfers there and knocks up half the coeds.

That sounds like a heavy load to put on a kid.

6 minutes ago, horngrad03 said:

UT Rio Grande football starts in 2025. I hope he transfers there and knocks up half the coeds.

lot of talent at utrgv

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15 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

lot of talent at utrgv

Tons?

2 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

hope he goes somewhere and has a nice final season.

 

2 hours ago, BurgleBro said:

He fucking sucked and im glad I'll never see him in the uniform kicking ever again

Both of these

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He holds the UT record for most made FGs in a row (19)

First team all big 12 in 2023

Made more FGs for Texas than anyone else 

 

 

Im indifferent on him leaving, but dude had one bad year. 

Bert’s mechanics got out of whack. Like my golf swing.

On SoonerScoop, Stoia noted that OU is feeling good about Shipley, and are trying to keep him on campus until he commits (and that he is still there tonight)

19 minutes ago, statsman said:

On SoonerScoop, Stoia noted that OU is feeling good about Shipley, and are trying to keep him on campus until he commits (and that he is still there tonight)

my guy said he left.. not sure if he agreed or not though

50 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

He holds the UT record for most made FGs in a row (19)

First team all big 12 in 2023

Made more FGs for Texas than anyone else 

 

 

Im indifferent on him leaving, but dude had one bad year. 

This is because of Texas’s dogshit redzone offense. Auburn holding any school kicking records is a mark against Sark and his offense not against sign of Auburns abilities. 

I'll really miss Seasons one and two Burt.
Go get a fresh start and be magic!

4 hours ago, DixonHur said:

They should casually mentioned that Texas already named a lake after him

He might end up enrolling at UT-D

46 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

This is because of Texas’s dogshit redzone offense. Auburn holding any school kicking records is a mark against Sark and his offense not against sign of Auburns abilities. 

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9 hours ago, texifornia said:

That was quick

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He looks like a late era Mack Brown wr who's too slow to be a wr and not big enough to be a te.

8 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He looks like a late era Mack Brown wr who's too slow to be a wr and not big enough to be a te.

Brock Fitzhenry is somewhere taking exception to this.

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14 hours ago, BurgleBro said:

He fucking sucked and im glad I'll never see him in the uniform kicking ever again

This is where I am at on Auburn. He made more money last year than 99.9% of the 20-21 year olds in this world and he fucking choked repeatedly and cost us a SEC title and altered the way they had to gameplan for the playoffs. Go look like an idiot and miss field goals somewhere else, Sideshow Bert. 

This bum got $1M of NIL to shank FGs and nearly derailed the entire season. And now he can't even beat out Will Stone for the K job. Good riddance

8 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

This bum got $1M of NIL to shank FGs and nearly derailed the entire season. And now he can't even beat out Will Stone for the K job. Good riddance

That much, really?

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7 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

This bum got $1M of NIL to shank FGs and nearly derailed the entire season. And now he can't even beat out Will Stone for the K job. Good riddance

He did not get close to $1M. Not even vaguely close. Don’t just make shit up on here, especially with something that makes us sound really stupid. Miss us on that shit. 

10 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

This bum got $1M of NIL to shank FGs and nearly derailed the entire season. And now he can't even beat out Will Stone for the K job. Good riddance

You are really fucking stupid. 

On the Shipley recruitment, I was hoping that the OU full court pressure strategy would be less effective on a transfer, than on a HS kid, just due to being older and (hopefully) more mature. 
 

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from a guy who knows a kid who's going with the girl who saw Auburn pass out at 31 Flavors last year, but he got paid two million before he did.

22 hours ago, texifornia said:

He'll still be a highly paid starting QB living in Westwood surrounded by one of the most attractive student bodies on planet Earth. I think he'll manage. His agent/dad's the one to watch out for.

I’m in Westwood on business and spent a couple of hours yesterday walking around campus and Westwood Village because I’ve never been here before. Gotta say, I expected better. I think their admissions standards have gotten too high. Not SEC-Ready. 

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5 minutes ago, statsman said:

This is what the SoonerScoop mod was posting late last night

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If Texas really was off guard by the visit, sure adds a little more intrigue to the fact that the Auburn news broke yesterday while he was on campus.

"Hey Mason, how's Norman?  Did you see our starting kicker transferred...  Crazy timing, right?  Anyway, see you tomorrow!"

9 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Agbo to the portal.

Go be not fat enough somewhere else? 

1 hour ago, Tylerocks said:

Brock Fitzhenry is somewhere taking exception to this.

David Terrell might be taking exception to this right here.

45 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

I’m in Westwood on business and spent a couple of hours yesterday walking around campus and Westwood Village because I’ve never been here before. Gotta say, I expected better. I think their admissions standards have gotten too high. Not SEC-Ready. 

you have to have a certain type of fever to enjoy the ladies there

12 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

This is because of Texas’s dogshit redzone offense. Auburn holding any school kicking records is a mark against Sark and his offense not against sign of Auburns abilities. 

Not so sure about that.  Sark's issues were inside the 10 and we weren't kicking FG's from there.  Without looking it up, Bert struggled from outside the red zone.

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

This bum got $1M of NIL

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 NOBODY is paying a kicker a million

You are out of your depth on this.

If I learned that we paid Bert Auburn $1 million in 2024 I would probably never watch college football ever again.

Fun career to look at. From Texarkana Pleasant Grove, we offered back in 2019, went to A&M and did jackshit, transferred to IU and had a nice little stint in Bloomington.

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3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If I learned that we paid Bert Auburn $1 million in 2024 I would probably never watch college football ever again.

My kids would be kicking a football everyday.

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If I learned that we paid Bert Auburn $1 million in 2024 I would probably never watch college football ever again.

Have fun finding something else to do with your Saturdays this fall.

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1 minute ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Have fun finding something else to do with your Saturdays this fall.

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13 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

... Im indifferent on him leaving, but dude had one bad year. 

It seems like he might've had a bad spring. too.

Any check from “Texas University” is obviously from aggy, so thanks to Jimbo, there’s no fucking money in the account anyway. 

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Agbo to the portal.

Go be skinny somewhere else!

21 minutes ago, NoName said:

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Avi is an ok guy in real life but he is a shit stirrer of the first order online.  All of those guys leaving werent a massive surprise for a variety of reasons except the top 2 Rbs and Ott was not that big of a shock either.  Cal fired its whole offensive staff and brought in Harsin and others who expect hard work and toughness.  Cal's culture on offense was Charmin squeezable soft.  Mendoza was already all but gone for a variety of reasons as was the top receiver who didn't like to play school and Nebraska doesnt care about that.  The WR coach left and took one guy with him.  Another is from DFW and transferred to OU to be closer to home.  Endries was always going to get paid somewhere.  Everyone else was buried on the depth chart except the top 2 RBs who are fitting the "we are massive pussies who dont like it when coach yells at us" stereotype to a T.

Kind of interesting that the staff seems to be prioritizing portal additions with multiple years of eligibility left. Mosely, Brad Spence, Kanu, Endries if it happens. They don't seem as interested in the one year rental types other than DT where they didn't have much choice.

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