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  • BornAndRaised
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    Taaffe has announced hes staying:   

  • closetojumping
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    Moore’s camp has told Bobby Burton that Trey Moore is returning to Texas. Nothing set in stone, but that would be a big deal, IMO. 

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2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

From the cult to community college

3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

Someone needs to update that Aggie graphic that shows every highly ranked QB that has left in the last few years. 

Was it CTJ or maybe one of his connected friends who gushed over weggy?  Labeled hims as the real deal or something?

 

oops. 

3 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

Was it CTJ or maybe one of his connected friends who gushed over weggy?  Labeled hims as the real deal or something?

 

oops. 

Nope. SLX maybe?

24 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 


Houston is definitely a better place to be for the racially confused young man than a place where meat judging is a major. 

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The Welcome to Texas sign is a nice touch for the kid who was born and raised in Cypress, went to school in Cypress, went to Texas A&M, and is now moving to Houston.

6 hours ago, Helobious said:

Didn’t realize that was a hot take. It wasn’t college level but I played on some losing baseball teams in the past. Do I want 2 out of my 11 starters on defense to be players that have been conditioned to expect failure in crunch time? That spent several years in a culture that accepted and manifested losing? If Sark thinks they’re guys that can reframe their mindset immediately then go for it.

Yeah, the 5-7 teams can't have any good players in them

Wait. What's that, I should look at the 2021 Texas team that went 5-7?

Off the top of my head:

Bijan, RoJo, Jonathan Brooks, Whittington, X, Helm?, Christian Jones, Jake Majors, Dicker, Overshown, Jaylan Ford, VB45, Collins, Sweat, Murphy, Coburn?, Barron, Taaffe

5 minutes ago, NoName said:

Yeah, the 5-7 teams can't have any good players in them

Wait. What's that, I should look at the 2021 Texas team that went 5-7?

Off the top of my head:

Bijan, RoJo, Jonathan Brooks, Whittington, X, Helm?, Christian Jones, Jake Majors, Dicker, Overshown, Jaylan Ford, VB45, Collins, Sweat, Murphy, Coburn?, Barron, Taaffe

NoName naming names. 

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10 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

The Welcome to Texas sign is a nice touch for the kid who was born and raised in Cypress, went to school in Cypress, went to Texas A&M, and is now moving to Houston.

I'm more and more sure every day that "Hayes Fawcett" was and is just some early beta version of AI image generators. We need to start counting fingers on these tweets.

17 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

The Welcome to Texas sign is a nice touch for the kid who was born and raised in Cypress, went to school in Cypress, went to Texas A&M, and is now moving to Houston.

Nah bruh. Nah

52 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

If they ever reopen Magic Island, he’ll leave town faster than a deadbeat dad on a cigarette run. 

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13 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

If they ever reopen Magic Island

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39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Nope. SLX maybe?

I saw the poster’s quote through you quoting him and had to laugh. I can’t remember why I put that guy on ignore, but that post is likely a good indicator. 

Have I not called the Weigman situation for two fucking years? I mean, I’m wrong plenty. Talk shit about those circumstances. Trying to paint me as off on Weigman is a truly bizarre approach. Frankly, how much regarding ATM have I missed on in years? It’s almost like I have a decent relationship with some folks who are pulling strings there. Weird. 

When Weigman was coming out of high school, a friend of mine, who played in the SEC, saw him in HS and raved about him. I may have passed that on, but that wasn’t my take and I’ve been skeptical of him from day one. Why? Because other friends, who everyone above room temperature IQ on this board respect, said the guy had concussion issues and was not going to be a good fit for Fisher’s offense. I told that to this board and we all watched it unfold. 

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

The Welcome to Texas sign is a nice touch for the kid who was born and raised in Cypress, went to school in Cypress, went to Texas A&M, and is now moving to Houston.

So your saying cougar high is worse at geography then surly...

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

From the cult to community college

I’d say getting out of the cult is the hardest part, but the football players seem to be able to do so with ease. 

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What in the actual fuck is this thread title 

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21 minutes ago, Helobious said:

What in the actual fuck is this thread title 

seems pretty clear to me.  Thank you for your service!

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13 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The Maalik Murphy Fanboy phenomenon is one of the more ridiculous things I've witnessed in longhorn netdom over the last 2+ decades. The guy was a nothing at Texas.

Maalik Murphy, Savion Red, Isaiah Neyor, Troy Omeire, Sydir Mitchell, Tiaoalii Savea--you could field a solid WAC second team with the absolute nothingburgers this board has made into Longhorn legends in their own minds.

1 minute ago, Voluminous Banality said:

Maalik Murphy, Savion Red, Isaiah Neyor, Troy Omeire, Sydir Mitchell, Tiaoalii Savea--you could field a solid WAC second team with the absolute nothingburgers this board has made into Longhorn legends in their own minds.

Chastise Murphy at your own peril! 

Maalik was a good Longhorn but I'm trying to understand the love affair with his actual ability. He finished this season 71st QBR and 68th in RTG. 

Duke went 9-3 this year because of their defense and not their offense. Duke's offense finished 90th in OFEI. In what world do think they a major program is gong to pay him? It's more likely Duke is making a change at QB than anything else. 

An interesting guy in the portal to me I can't find any news on is Ga Tech Horace Lockett. 6'6 315 will have 2 years of eligibility left

It looks like Hartline is shopping around for a HC opportunity. He interviewed at WV and Ohio State mods seem to think he would take the right job. 

We need somebody to hire Hartline and then Jeremiah Smith and Carnell Tate might become available. 

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Kid gets to stay in the same time zone and if they’re his thing, there are a few more blonde girls in SLC than in Albuquerque.

 

On 12/9/2024 at 7:30 PM, Huckleberry said:

Plus you figure his current head coach will give Texas the straight info on him.

...I had no idea.

15 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Since this is an internet message board, sewing someone's mouth shut is functaionally worthless. Think you can sew together all the fingers of some posters, though? 

my wife bit off someone's finger once; we could just invite her to the tailgate and let the problem solve itself?

14 hours ago, Js1 said:

Does the portal lead to a Golden Corral? 

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1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Maalik was a good Longhorn but I'm trying to understand the love affair with his actual ability.

He was the backup QB, duh…

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That why you stayed so long?

I was only there for work. 

7 hours ago, tokamak said:

I'm more and more sure every day that "Hayes Fawcett" was and is just some early beta version of AI image generators. We need to start counting fingers on these tweets.

I’m now of the belief that Hayes Fawcett is the Mr Hyde to Texifornia’s Dr. Jekyl. They’re the same person. Hayes appears after Tex consumes a Mt. Dew Code Red. Tex returns when he hears a snippet of Sabrina Carpenter. 

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

my wife bit off someone's finger once; we could just invite her to the tailgate and let the problem solve itself?

First, this explains a lot. 

Second, it sounds like you’re the one trying to solve a problem here. Which, cool. But I don’t think this group would stop at a finger for a finger. 

“Asian woman mauled by pack of cargo-short wearing social misfits” is a hell of a headline. 

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Get to cranking, Helobius.

6 minutes ago, Richter said:

Get to cranking, Helobius.

Sometimes a simple infinitive makes all the difference. 
 

 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I’m now of the belief that Hayes Fawcett is the Mr Hyde to Texifornia’s Dr. Jekyl. They’re the same person. Hayes appears after Tex consumes a Mt. Dew Code Red. Tex returns when he hears a snippet of Sabrina Carpenter. 

First, this explains a lot. 

Second, it sounds like you’re the one trying to solve a problem here. Which, cool. But I don’t think this group would stop at a finger for a finger. 

“Asian woman mauled by pack of cargo-short wearing social misfits” is a hell of a headline. 

If we're talking breakout female pop stars, Sabrina Carpenter is overrated nothingness. Chappell Roan has some bangers, though.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

If we're talking breakout female pop stars, Sabrina Carpenter is overrated nothingness. Chappell Roan has some bangers, though.

Yes. Who on here would have imagined you’d go for bland, white female pop stars? It’s a stereotype no one would have imagined and your protestations are now in no way etching it into permanence. 
 

Let’s get this thread back on track, Tex:

 

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1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Why would we want a 4th player from such a bad team?

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Damn, Purdue only had 13 passing TDs all year and this guy was responsible for catching 30% of them

15 minutes ago, Danimal said:

 

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