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2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

I know this will piss me off when we eventually get onto lane’s crosshairs but it’s so fun to watch him do it to others. Especially aggy. 
maybe he and sark are cool enough that he wouldn’t, but I don’t think he gives a shit in the end. 

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  • BornAndRaised
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    Taaffe has announced hes staying:   

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    Moore’s camp has told Bobby Burton that Trey Moore is returning to Texas. Nothing set in stone, but that would be a big deal, IMO. 

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4 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

Kiffin trolling aggy never gets old

Probably not best for this thread, but I hope/wonder if they’ll be able to use Moore and Simmons at the same time with Sorrell being gone, or if they need a bigger body for the sorrell spot 

Cheetah package. With Burke/Vasek/Lance Jackson inside.

If it’s a secret visit, then I imagine it’s a player that isn’t in the portal and likely on a team that has a game coming up.  Otherwise why would there be a need to keep it a secret. 

1 minute ago, victory88 said:

If it’s a secret visit, then I imagine it’s a player that isn’t in the portal and likely on a team that has a game coming up.  Otherwise why would there be a need to keep it a secret. 

I don't think our staff woud do that as that violates rules. 

 

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Is this worthy of a new thread? 

34 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Moore is the Moore replacement. He’s coming back barring something super unforseen

That’s a perfect replacement for Moore. I can’t think of anyone that would be as similar. 

7 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Probably not best for this thread, but I hope/wonder if they’ll be able to use Moore and Simmons at the same time with Sorrell being gone, or if they need a bigger body for the sorrell spot 

I read elsewhere that they're looking at sliding Burke into the 3 situationally and that Vasek should be a dependable, potentially disruptive Jack. They're also looking to give Moore some reps at OLB to enhance his draft stock.

If all of that actually happens, we can play both Moore and Simmons with additional pass rush juice inside + the best MLB in the country. It'd be....salty. Burke is going to be the key, though. His versatility opens a lot of interesting doors. Well, Burke and a guy that can hog double teams for Ant.

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

There’s potentially someone super secret on campus right now. 

 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

If I knew ... anything for sure

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I cleared out the pedantry for a minute, at least. 

Guys, I hate to break it to you, but there's nobody secret on campus. This was just ctj doing a "You guys should stop with the autistic shenanigans" misdirection. 

8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I don't think our staff woud do that as that violates rules. 

 

I do love the idea that a poster thinks that Surly has a better grasp of protocol than the staff. 

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Mel Tormé?

Mel never ran a sub 5.0 forty.

Hard pass.

7 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Vasek should be...dependable

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4 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Nice. Two more with hopefully at least one difference maker and the DL should be set.

Are we sure the possible secret visitor is a transfer candidate? There is nothing secret about being in the portal and I doubt we’d operate outside of that.

Could be that he’s in the portal but not yet announced - isn’t there a 48 hour window or something 

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The “secret” notion is just that the staff is locked down regarding the portal. They’re not divulging anything to anyone. Info is coming from players only. So some folks think one or more portal guys are on campus this weekend. Just don’t know who. 

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

The “secret” notion is just that the staff is locked down regarding the portal. They’re not divulging anything to anyone. Info is coming from players only. So some folks think one or more portal guys are on campus this weekend. Just don’t know who. 

Supposedly Duce Robinson is on a campus somewhere this weekend, wouldn't be shocked if it was him.

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48 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Warm those palms up puta @Helobious

I want to thank @Helobious for his work in hydraulics, because his pump-jack work was fucking on point. 

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1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

A&M thought they had Jaylon Braxton locked up and he announced for Ole Miss

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1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

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9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The “secret” notion is just that the staff is locked down regarding the portal. They’re not divulging anything to anyone. Info is coming from players only. So some folks think one or more portal guys are on campus this weekend. Just don’t know who. 

We're gonna need some lottery numbers with this 9.95 info

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1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Helbious gonna be using mouth soon 

Don't make it weird. 

2 days, 3 transfers. Sark ain’t fucking around - upgrade our punting, Gbenda replacement and now a DT to go along with retaining Sydir Mitchell 

TE, another DT, a kicker and a WR or two and baby, we got a stew going for Arch and Co in ‘25

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14 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Don't make it weird. 

hawktulobius? 

14 minutes ago, Js1 said:

2 days, 3 transfers. Sark ain’t fucking around - upgrade our punting, Gbenda replacement and now a DT to go along with retaining Sydir Mitchell 

TE, another DT, a kicker and a WR or two and baby, we got a stew going for Arch and Co in ‘25

Absolutely have to get at least 2 more DTs 

11 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

 

I absolutely loved this song when I was about six or seven years old. Remember running around the house, singing it. Guessing my dad found it hilarious but my mom was mortified.
 

We ended up with a better LB than I thought we needed. I hope this means we either got a screaming deal or even have more money to spend than I thought. 
Purdue DT seems good. Add the UCF kid and another guy the quality of the Purdue kid and with what we have returning and freshmen showing up in January I’m gruntled. 
then, we need a stud PK and top end WR and everything else is probably more want than need. Great first week in the portal. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

The “secret” notion is just that the staff is locked down regarding the portal. They’re not divulging anything to anyone. Info is coming from players only. So some folks think one or more portal guys are on campus this weekend. Just don’t know who. 

Is it as big a deal as Pool Party?

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Lee Hunter (UCF DT) visiting next week, per IT

54 minutes ago, chiu1040 said:

Hopefully prevents other schools from trying to drive up the price.

I think that's in the hands of the players to start an auction. Texas being quiet doesn't prevent their agents from testing the waters. Maybe Sark just doesn't want the circus element.

21 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We ended up with a better LB than I thought we needed. I hope this means we either got a screaming deal or even have more money to spend than I thought. 
Purdue DT seems good. Add the UCF kid and another guy the quality of the Purdue kid and with what we have returning and freshmen showing up in January I’m gruntled. 
then, we need a stud PK and top end WR and everything else is probably more want than need. Great first week in the portal. 

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43 minutes ago, Js1 said:

2 days, 3 transfers. Sark ain’t fucking around - upgrade our punting, Gbenda replacement and now a DT to go along with retaining Sydir Mitchell 

TE, another DT, a kicker and a WR or two and baby, we got a stew going for Arch and Co in ‘25

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Do we know about golden’s plans yet?  Wingo, golden, and Moore is a great starting 3.  May need to fill out the room, but might not need a guaranteed game breaker. 

1 hour ago, RabidM said:

Don't make it weird. 

It won’t be. Unless he makes eye contact or something. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

2 days, 3 transfers. Sark ain’t fucking around - upgrade our punting, Gbenda replacement and now a DT to go along with retaining Sydir Mitchell 

TE, another DT, a kicker and a WR or two and baby, we got a stew going for Arch and Co in ‘25

Props for the AD reference.

2 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

 

 

Their starting nickel.

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