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Branch was my top WR out of high school.  Bust?  I'd like him in Austin if not.  

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14 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

The original Sydney Sweeney

You know, that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts : r/seinfeld

 

 

Seen this pic before. Sophia checking out the competition (jugs) is funny in that pic.

Lane lands OKST's leading WR

Do players even factor in Colorado as a destination or is it more they’re committing to Deion and will follow him wherever? 

If PFF is to be believed - the other Branch brother (Zion) played well this season (and last) for USC as a reserve.  He would have been the 4th highest graded Safety on Texas after Taffe, Mukuba, and Williams.

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12 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Branch was my top WR out of high school.  Bust?  I'd like him in Austin if not.  

There are serious pros and cons to the Branch duo. For the WR, he’s a one trick pony but has elite quicks and is great in the return game. Seems like someone Sarkisian would figure out pretty quickly how to use. The safety is jaggy but if he’s not expecting to start, he wouldn’t be dead weight on the roster. He could contribute on special teams. 

Anyone worrying about WR being expensive, any one of the really good ones is going to cost you. 

 

24 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

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He's gotta have seeds before they can grow into plumbs. I'm just not sure that's the case. We should ask South Austin's mom for clarification. 

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7 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

If PFF is to be believed - the other Branch brother (Zion) played well this season (and last) for USC as a reserve.  He would have been the 4th highest graded Safety on Texas after Taffe, Mukuba, and Williams.

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

 Williams isn't transferring

We do have his favorite QB on campus (or will be shortly) for what that is worth.  Lot of players jumping off SS Doboer right now, so we'll see.  QB situation at Bama is looking bleak until the D'ville kid gets up and running.  I imagine Bama will land a transfer QB, but they may be looking at a steep drop off.

18 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Lane lands OKST's leading WR

Take some of that Singleton money hopefully?

Not sure if already posted, but we'll be playing against none other than Malik Murphy at Kentucky next season.

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You gotta be shitting me

 

 

 

Damn didn't make it out of Lubbock without committing. 

2 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

Not sure if already posted, but we'll be playing against none other than Malik Murphy at Kentucky next season.

Good — Kentucky’s freshman QB looked like he’d be a problem. MM won’t be able to escape pressure or make plays outside the pocket. 

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59 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Those Double Eagle guys must have dropped a hell of an NIL bag

My nephew works for the Tech football program as a student. Toured the new complex this past weekend. I can assure you no one has what they built short of Oregon and a couple others. Cody Campbell has made it his mission to sign DL and OLs this go round. I’m not surprised Sydir went back in the portal. They’ll target him too w a fat pay day  Fulfilling Joey’s mantra….”big mass kicks ass”

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My nephew works for the Tech football program as a student. Toured the new complex this past weekend. I can assure you no one has what they built short of Oregon and a couple others. Cody Campbell has made it his mission to sign DL and OLs this go round. I’m not surprised Sydir went back in the portal. They’ll target him too w a fat pay day  Fulfilling Joey’s mantra….”big mass kicks ass”

Joey says a lot of shit, he's probably drunk most of the time he says it.

11 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

Not sure if already posted, but we'll be playing against none other than Malik Murphy at Kentucky next season.

While he certainly might, a review of Twitter doesn't show anyone but trolls and randos actually reporting his commitment.

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4 minutes ago, Okcool said:

My nephew works for the Tech football program as a student. Toured the new complex this past weekend. I can assure you no one has what they built short of Oregon and a couple others. Cody Campbell has made it his mission to sign DL and OLs this go round. I’m not surprised Sydir went back in the portal. They’ll target him too w a fat pay day  Fulfilling Joey’s mantra….”big mass kicks ass”

ok cool

4 minutes ago, Okcool said:

My nephew works for the Tech football program as a student. Toured the new complex this past weekend. I can assure you no one has what they built short of Oregon and a couple others. Cody Campbell has made it his mission to sign DL and OLs this go round. I’m not surprised Sydir went back in the portal. They’ll target him too w a fat pay day  Fulfilling Joey’s mantra….”big mass kicks ass”

Too bad it's all in Lubbock and Joey's getting fired in a season or two.

I'm sure Joey and the Double Eagle bros have convinced themselves they must push all the chips in. A joke of a non-conference schedule next year while avoiding four teams that finished in front of them in the standings this year. All that means probably means another 8-4/7-5 season loading.

https://fbschedules.com/2025-texas-tech-football-schedule/

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23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

While he certainly might, a review of Twitter doesn't show anyone but trolls and randos actually reporting his commitment.

Well hell I fell for it. Thanks for the heads up.  Thankfully we are not playing him, I dont like seeing former Horns do well against us.

1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

Jayne Mansfield.

 

Except she didn't actually get decapitated.  A New Orleans newspaper printed some accident scene photos, one of which showed her wig tangled up in the broken windshield, so the rumor mill ran amok.  

1 minute ago, cafe society said:

Except she didn't actually get decapitated.  A New Orleans newspaper printed some accident scene photos, one of which showed her wig tangled up in the broken windshield, so the rumor mill ran amok.  

As usual, Cafe Society drops some knowledge though the car did slide under the big truck it was following and the top of the vehicle was pretty well sheared off. That led to the creation of the “Mansfield Bar” on trucks, that low hanging sturdy steel frame that’s designed to keep similar crashes from happening. 

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

As usual, Cafe Society drops some knowledge though the car did slide under the big truck it was following and the top of the vehicle was pretty well sheared off. That led to the creation of the “Mansfield Bar” on trucks, that low hanging sturdy steel frame that’s designed to keep similar crashes from happening. 

Courtesy of the late Dr. Dwight Teeter and his Journalism Law class. 

41 minutes ago, Okcool said:

My nephew works for the Tech football program as a student. Toured the new complex this past weekend. I can assure you no one has what they built short of Oregon and a couple others. Cody Campbell has made it his mission to sign DL and OLs this go round. I’m not surprised Sydir went back in the portal. They’ll target him too w a fat pay day  Fulfilling Joey’s mantra….”big mass kicks ass”

To paraphrase Winston Churchill, “Texas Tech is the program of tomorrow, and it always will be”.

Definitely an exploding offer to Hunter. Surprised this type of thing isn't more common. 

57 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I'm sure Joey and the Double Eagle bros have convinced themselves they must push all the chips in. A joke of a non-conference schedule next year while avoiding four teams that finished in front of them in the standings this year. All that means probably means another 8-4/7-5 season loading.

https://fbschedules.com/2025-texas-tech-football-schedule/

It’s all about the next wave of realignment and finding a home in the two super conferences that are ultimately inevitable. They have to win now and find lightning in a bottle to shine for the next invitational. Same reason UNC hired Belichick. They want in the Big 10. 

1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

Branch was my top WR out of high school.  Bust?  I'd like him in Austin if not.  

By “my” do you mean all the recruiting services?

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1 hour ago, Okcool said:

My nephew works for the Tech football program as a student.  

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56 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Except she didn't actually get decapitated.  A New Orleans newspaper printed some accident scene photos, one of which showed her wig tangled up in the broken windshield, so the rumor mill ran amok.  

This is correct. They also thought it was part of her scalp and finally determined it was the wig.

18 minutes ago, Okcool said:

It’s all about the next wave of realignment and finding a home in the two super conferences that are ultimately inevitable. They have to win now and find lightning in a bottle to shine for the next invitational. Same reason UNC hired Belichick. They want in the Big 10. 

That’s an interesting premise, but even if they manage to SMU their way to the top 10, … how are they going to get the attendance and TV ratings that are the true differentiators?

1 minute ago, statsman said:

That’s an interesting premise, but even if they manage to SMU their way to the top 10, … how are they going to get the attendance and TV ratings that are the true differentiators?

At least UNC is another Public Ivy for the B1G and maybe the top basketball brand in the US, along with serviceable football. Tech is.... Tech.

It’s all about the next wave of realignment and finding a home in the two super conferences that are ultimately inevitable. They have to win now and find lightning in a bottle to shine for the next invitational. Same reason UNC hired Belichick. They want in the Big 10. 

As if “winning” has anything to do with anything…
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No amount of money can make Lubbock a destination for anything.

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

No amount of money can make Lubbock a destination for anything.

Nuclear waste?

2 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

This could be a huge pickup for Tech. They might be able to finish in the top 6 of the Big 12 or even beat Abilene Christian by more than 1 point at home if they land him. 

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31 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

This is correct. They also thought it was part of her scalp and finally determined it was the wig.

I never realized she was Mariska Hargitays mother..

3 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

I never realized she was Mariska Hargitays mother..

I wouldn’t say never, as you seem to know it now. 

1 hour ago, cafe society said:

Except she didn't actually get decapitated.

Still would.

7 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

I never realized she was Mariska Hargitays mother..

She was 3 years old and in the back seat of the car in the accident (unharmed).

Irrational expectations fueled by west Texas oil money - what could possibly go wrong!

2 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Branch was my top WR out of high school.  Bust?  I'd like him in Austin if not.  

Branch feels like a more expensive Silas Bolden. If you're gonna shell out money for a WR go with one of Eric Singleton, Alic Ayomanor, Omar Cooper, or even Kevin Concepcion.

On 12/16/2024 at 3:38 PM, Kwix said:

Again? 

Do hand jobs and blow jobs count for kids who enter and get out of the portal?

If yes, what blow job and hand job school we can send @Pato del Muerto and @Helobious to in order to keep DTs?

If no, what blow job and hand job school we can send @Pato del Muerto and @Helobious to in order to bring in more DTs?

43 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

No amount of money can make Lubbock a destination for anything.

Only belongs in a rear view mirror 

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