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  • You'll want to read the highlighted section. Staff note, from the Georgia 247 board.          

  • BornAndRaised
    BornAndRaised

    Taaffe has announced hes staying:   

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Moore’s camp has told Bobby Burton that Trey Moore is returning to Texas. Nothing set in stone, but that would be a big deal, IMO. 

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Quick question for all those in the know. 
 

what is sark even doing 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Quick question for all those in the know. 
 

what is sark even doing 

You need to add a "hmm" at the end for maximum snide sarcasm vibes

2 hours ago, Drew said:

Exactly...

Yeah, looks like he's not coming though...maybe money related?  It's like ya'll ignored the 2nd sentence completely.

Maybe next time don't act like a bitch with your "just asking questions" garbage

20 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Meanwhile in messy news I hope we get more of the story on

 

Sounds like grades issue....as in didn't have them

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Having watched too many midweek CUSA games this year, he has terrible ingame body language - ineffable "doesn't seem like a good teammate" energy. Talented, though he won't be picking on the little sisters of the poor (and losing to Kennesaw State) anymore.

Sounds like we're going all in on Mendoza from Cal now.

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5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Well, then the entire thing boils down to "Sark doesn't want to match the highest offer" and not any of the other stuff you've been talking about. 

I can't speak on Texas's willingness to pony up for a WR, but I can assure you that nothing about a Sark or Manning led offense can be construed as a negative to a player who is truly considering "a combination of variables." 

How many responses to that know-nothing dildo are you going to provide before you realize that it is a strange game and the only way to win is not to play?

2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Sounds like grades issue....as in didn't have them

Sounds like someone came in from the top ropes just as they'd settled on Michigan.

I don't think that guy is worth a dime, but good luck to all of them.

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2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Sounds like we're going all in on Mendoza from Cal now.

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You guys are too poor to be doing that. There are some big $$$ NIL schools working on Mendoza. It will be crazy if he winds up at UCLA.

Must have been a lot for Payne to make the claim that he didn't sign the documents he signed.

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56 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Big step for you posting negative articles about somebody besides Texas. Congrats!

"Here's why that's bad for Texas"

9 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

This isn't a simulated or artifical reality. It's the real world. Human nature and real world variables are going to factor in greatly. 

That said, all this was about is the fact there are several factors working against Sark getting a top end portal receiver. We obviously aren't getting a Sark or Arch Manning discount due to these factors this season. If he wants a Singleton level guy he's going to have to at minimum match the highest offer. Maybe that wouldn't be enough depending on who the kid prefers. 

Looking neurotic also has its negative downsides it can make you look desperate, just stick to the fundamentals. If Singleton just wants a paycheck then that is it, it is all he wants then this talk about Bond,Golden, and Bolden is just that overthinking it. I am sure the coaches are aware of his priorities.

Just now, Michael Knight said:

"Here's why that's bad for Texas"

We need a NYT pitch bot for Texas football 

44 minutes ago, Helobious said:

You have 2 hands don’t you? Not sure why this has all fallen on me. 

Because you have soft hands and a pretty mouth

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You guys are too poor to be doing that. There are some big $$$ NIL schools working on Mendoza. It will be crazy if he winds up at UCLA.

It feels like the more scuffed version of the Will Howard sweepstakes where I'm just baffled at the level of school fighting over him the same way I couldn't get USC/OSU having Howard as their #1 prio

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Don't need to overpay for portal wide receivers, imo.

It is only overpaying if you can win it all without them or you just don't have the money. I think we likely have the money. Let's see if we win a title in the next 3-4 years. I hope we do. 

16 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Sounds like we're going all in on Mendoza from Cal now.

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He looks exactly like the Menendez brother that was really good at tennis, must be a Cuban thing. He’ll fit right in 

  • closetojumping changed the title to Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - A Panoply of Dipshits, Running Amok
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“We probably had Eric Singleton in the bag until Auburn, with Hugh Freeze as playcaller and Jackson Arnold as QB, sent Singleton and his agent a PFF screenshot of Silas Bolden’s snap counts.” -Hermanator, probably

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23 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You guys are too poor to be doing that. There are some big $$$ NIL schools working on Mendoza. It will be crazy if he winds up at UCLA.

We've earmarked a pretty big portion of NIL for QB, as I understand it (multi 7 figures).

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7 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

“We probably had Eric Singleton in the bag until Auburn, with Hugh Freeze as playcaller and Jackson Arnold as QB, sent Singleton and his agent a PFF screenshot of Silas Bolden’s snap counts.” -Hermanator, probably

This website includes a wonderful group of people, who know their stuff and can carry on very interesting conversations about a wide swath of topics including all things Texas Longhorns football...along with a bunch of the absolute dumbest motherfuckers in the history of the internet somehow hanging out on the outside of the circle and posting way way way too much.

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Byrne pleading to fans

 

Gosh, you hate to see it…

9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@closetojumping

 

Byrne pleading to fans

Their fall from grace to Mike Dubose level Alabama is going to be fun to watch. On another note, I wonder how many children LSU sold into slavery for this latest portal blitz. 

49 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Is there a quality of player difference between December portal and spring portal?

It is year by year of course but there is a slight overall trend, mostly because of the December portal has coaches firing or retiring, while the portal opens after a coaching change regardless of deadline they tend to lump around the first window group of players.

247 had 6 5* transfers last year, 4 from Bama and 2 from Aggie. Proctor being a special case in both windows.

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3 minutes ago, NoName said:

This website includes a wonderful group of people, who know their stuff and can carry on very interesting conversations about a wide swath of topics including all things Texas Longhorns football...along with a bunch of the absolute dumbest motherfuckers in the history of the internet somehow hanging out on the outside of the circle and posting way way way too much.

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1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

 On another note, I wonder how many children LSU sold into slavery for this latest portal blitz. 


My understanding is that those "sell your plasma" places across the entire state of Louisiana have gone to 24/7 operations in the last few months. 

It is year by year of course but there is a slight overall trend, mostly because of the December portal has coaches firing or retiring, while the portal opens after a coaching change regardless of deadline they tend to lump around the first window group of players.
247 had 6 5* transfers last year, 4 from Bama and 2 from Aggie. Proctor being a special case in both windows.

Im sure Ohio st has decent DL for the spring portal we can use. Tennessee will put Day out of his and their misery Saturday night.
8 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

On another note, I wonder how many children LSU sold into slavery for this latest portal blitz. 

Nothing like that, they just closed a couple of hospitals and EMT departments. No big deal

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:


Im sure Ohio st has decent DL for the spring portal we can use. Tennessee will put Day out of his and their misery Saturday night.

New window would open for 30 days for Ohio State players if that happened 

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11 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

On another note, I wonder how many children LSU sold into slavery for this latest portal blitz. 

 

57 minutes ago, Js1 said:

We need a NYT pitch bot for Texas football 

We have one, his name is @satyanash

26 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I’m free

Marvel India on X: "Tells a secret to that one person The next day:  https://t.co/Sx31mt3JCw" / X

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8 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Corporate lawfare for NIL is a bold strategy cotton. 

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

@Sbbruin might have a point about UCLA having cash to spend

 

I know we're pitching revenue sharing as part of the deal.  To the tune of like $150K per player.  Now I don't know if that means all players on schollie, or what.

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I've got to say, 52-80, linux, codaxx and Hermanator in a room talking football for eternity has got to be a particularly sick version of fucking hell. 0/10 would not fucking reccomend. 

Nothing like that, they just closed a couple of hospitals and EMT departments. No big deal

And Flood mitigation (that’s not federal), forget about it!!
1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

 

The 3 game stretch when Arch was the QB he had 12 receptions for 252 yds and 2 TDs

All the games since he's had 13 receptions for 168 yds and 2 TDs. 

 

 

Well, Arch is our QB next year. So this reasoning is shit with regards to transfers that will be playing next year. 

31 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I’m free

No one ever thought you were charging.

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I've got to say, 52-80, linux, codaxx and Hermanator in a room talking football for eternity has got to be a particularly sick version of fucking hell. 0/10 would not fucking reccomend. 

and then drew joins the the room 15 minutes late and asks to start over?

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Sounds like we're going all in on Mendoza from Cal now.

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He supposedly got a $1.5-2m offer from Indiana.  Now Georgia is chasing him too… 

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

and then drew joins the the room 15 minutes late and asks to start over?

You think that guy could get a word in edgewise versus those 4 members of the symphony autista? He'd be as lost as Helobious in a room full of women, unsure what the fuck he was supposed to do with his hands. 

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I've got to say, 52-80, linux, codaxx and Hermanator in a room talking football for eternity has got to be a particularly sick version of fucking hell. 0/10 would not fucking reccomend. 

Are you being forced to read it?

I guess you're of the sadomasochistic persuasion. Based on your posts it checks out. You're a weird, abrasive, off putting dude

4 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Are you being forced to read it?

I guess you're of the sadomasochistic persuasion. Based on your posts it checks out. You're a weird, abrasive, off putting dude

Meme: "You're a sensitive boy, ain't you Tommy" - All Templates -  Meme-arsenal.com

Also, I don't think kink shaming anyone is going to do your already diminutive fan club any favors, buddy. 

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