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1 hour ago, Hornmatic said:

I know, right?  Clearly a MLB

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  • You'll want to read the highlighted section. Staff note, from the Georgia 247 board.          

  • BornAndRaised
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    Taaffe has announced hes staying:   

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Moore’s camp has told Bobby Burton that Trey Moore is returning to Texas. Nothing set in stone, but that would be a big deal, IMO. 

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fwiw, looks like a lot of Clemson players are posting "Thank You Clemson" so I don't think it necessarily means portal. Now, clearly the 9.95ers think they know something with Woods but I don't think that tweet means anything.

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What’s the word on the SMU kicker ?

I don’t know. But I’d rather go after someone more accurate than him.  He hit 72 percent this year.  Career around 75 percent.   We can do better.  Auburn has been more accurate over his career than the SMU kicker.  

34 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

The sake reason we played Cedric Woodard at DE in 1999.  Lack of dline depth try to get your best 4 dlinemen on the field. 

 

That said, Humphrey, Rogers, Hampton, Woodard was a great dline.

Up there with Giles, Dronett, Jeter and Patton  

 

17 hours ago, Hornlover said:

How bout now?

Now it’s two plays 

j/k it was an amazing game for him. I’m thrilled for the dude. 

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

@C-Man shots fired in your direction 

I ain't naming names, but he's not the only one.  There's a few on here.

On 12/20/2024 at 8:21 PM, satyanash said:

 

Love this. Less Oregon competition for other DTs

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6 minutes ago, cafe society said:

I ain't naming names, but he's not the only one.  There's a few on here.

Well, yeah. 

@6th Street is Kirk Bohls. That’s a given. 

@satyanash is widely suspected of being Anwar Richardson’s handle. 

 

10 minutes ago, cafe society said:

I ain't naming names, but he's not the only one.  There's a few on here.

There may be several on here, but only one is on a computer 

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1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Well, yeah. 

@6th Street is Kirk Bohls. That’s a given. 

@satyanash is widely suspected of being Anwar Richardson’s handle. 

 

I believe Geoff Ketchum steals his information from here as Funk Doctor Spock

3 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

Up there with Giles, Dronett, Jeter and Patton  

 

I think the line with Bo Robinson the next year was even better. Not that Robinson was better than Giles, but all of them were improved from the previous season. A criminally underrated defense because the offense was so incredibly stupefyingly horrific. 

A little racist, but I don't mean it that way. I loved Giles his senior season. 

32 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I believe Geoff Ketchum steals his information from here as Funk Doctor Spock

I had assumed that was higdon

13 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

I had assumed that was higdon

Higdon posts here as BillFromLakeTravis. 

8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

lol 

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45 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Higdon posts here as BillFromLakeTravis. 

That makes a lot of sense my friend. The numbers 24, 6, 72, 36 foretold this, if you were paying attention.

3 hours ago, Teryor said:

Oof

Random CU hippie: Hey Payton, where are you transferring, bro?

Payton: I’m going to Oxford.

Rando: Wow, I didn’t know you were such a scholar. Wait, do you mean Ole Miss?

Payton: What? I’m going to play for Miami.

Rando: The U? Okay, back to your home state then. Austin, Boulder, Miami…can’t beat that experience, big fella. Have fun!

Payton: Um, I’m not sure if you’ve been there, but the U is *actually* in Coral Gables. That’s not anywhere close to South Beach. No, I’m going to the real Miami…of Ohio. Oxford, Ohio.

Rando: Oh, that *actually* makes more sense. Good luck!

1 minute ago, SamMan said:

Random CU hippie: Hey Payton, where are you transferring, bro?

Payton: I’m going to Oxford.

Rando: Wow, I didn’t know you were such a scholar. Wait, do you mean Ole Miss?

Payton: What? I’m going to play for Miami.

Rando: The U? Okay, back to your home state then. Austin, Boulder, Miami…can’t beat that experience, big fella. Have fun!

Payton: Um, I’m not sure if you’ve been there, but the U is *actually* in Coral Gables. That’s not anywhere close to South Beach. No, I’m going to the real Miami…of Ohio. Oxford, Ohio.

Rando: Oh, that *actually* makes more sense. Good luck!

Does CU even have hippies anymore? I think it as the ski-adjacent version of the Arizona schools - good looking, not that bright Californians.

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

lol 

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That Facebook account just spams the most random shit.  Its probably some AI bot farming clicks.

I'm guessing his market value wasn't what he expected it to be. 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Does CU even have hippies anymore? I think it as the ski-adjacent version of the Arizona schools - good looking, not that bright Californians.

Yeah, that’s actually a very apt characterization. Spot-on description of my friends that went there.

Florida scraped together some significant nil. 
 

Edit: holy shit, I misread and thought he signed with Florida. 

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12 minutes ago, chad.ihrig said:

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6 minutes ago, RabidM said:

I'm guessing his market value wasn't what he expected it to be. 

Dad played at FSU.

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

It's Tom Brady, isn't it? He's coming back for his Covid year. 

No thanks to Tom Brady. Arch is more mobile and can zip the ball like the best of them. / Surly.

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Mike Norvell is hollowing Florida State out from the inside. I thought he was a solid coach. This move to portal dependency is as ugly as his management of his coaching staff. 

He's a legacy there and the fact that he refuses to be a TE or play like he's that size is probably why he isn't going to a good team

The only player I can remember who was 100% determined to play a different position than his coach wanted that has actually succeeded is Drew Sanders

25 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

The only player I can remember who was 100% determined to play a different position than his coach wanted that has actually succeeded is Drew Sanders

Coaching staff was willing to let Jatavion Sanders choose, but I think the consensus on him coming out of high school was that he’d be more valuable at DE/Edge.

Obviously worked out well for us and him at TE.

56 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Who is going to be FSU's qb next season again?

Boston College transfer/castoff QB, Gregorio Castellanos

 

(I don’t know his first name, but the other details are correct) 

9 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

“Peter Woods” is an even better porn name than Buck Naked or even Gil Bang.

"Peter Would" is better.

1 hour ago, Lonestar88 said:

Coaching staff was willing to let Jatavion Sanders choose, but I think the consensus on him coming out of high school was that he’d be more valuable at DE/Edge.

Obviously worked out well for us and him at TE.

I think Kendall Sanders could've played either way too. Deion Sanders played both way. Obviously, mainly people named Sanders can play both sides and decide what to play.

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Does CU even have hippies anymore? I think it as the ski-adjacent version of the Arizona schools - good looking, not that bright Californians.

 

2 hours ago, SamMan said:

Yeah, that’s actually a very apt characterization. Spot-on description of my friends that went there.

Tru$t fund babie$. $mart enough to choo$e Boulder over anywhere el$e.

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3 hours ago, SamMan said:

Random CU hippie: Hey Payton, where are you transferring, bro?

Payton: I’m going to Oxford.

Rando: Wow, I didn’t know you were such a scholar. Wait, do you mean Ole Miss?

Payton: What? I’m going to play for Miami.

Rando: The U? Okay, back to your home state then. Austin, Boulder, Miami…can’t beat that experience, big fella. Have fun!

Payton: Um, I’m not sure if you’ve been there, but the U is *actually* in Coral Gables. That’s not anywhere close to South Beach. No, I’m going to the real Miami…of Ohio. Oxford, Ohio.

Rando: Oh, that *actually* makes more sense. Good luck!

That joke took longer than he spent at Texas

5 hours ago, SamMan said:

Random CU hippie: Hey Payton, where are you transferring, bro?

Payton: I’m going to Oxford.

Rando: Wow, I didn’t know you were such a scholar. Wait, do you mean Ole Miss?

Payton: What? I’m going to play for Miami.

Rando: The U? Okay, back to your home state then. Austin, Boulder, Miami…can’t beat that experience, big fella. Have fun!

Payton: Um, I’m not sure if you’ve been there, but the U is *actually* in Coral Gables. That’s not anywhere close to South Beach. No, I’m going to the real Miami…of Ohio. Oxford, Ohio.

Rando: Oh, that *actually* makes more sense. Good luck!

Transfer portal fanfiction was not on my bingo card but here we are and now I gotta know….do Rando and Payton end up together in the end? Does Payton get his happily ever after? Does Rando? In your brain, do they kiss? If you’re gonna start the story you gotta finish it

 

(sidenote: Fuck you George RR Martin)

16 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Transfer portal fanfiction was not on my bingo card but here we are and now I gotta know….do Rando and Payton end up together in the end? Does Payton get his happily ever after? Does Rando? In your brain, do they kiss? If you’re gonna start the story you gotta finish it

 

(sidenote: Fuck you George RR Martin)

seth meyers television GIF by Saturday Night Live

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Transfer portal fanfiction was not on my bingo card but here we are and now I gotta know….do Rando and Payton end up together in the end? Does Payton get his happily ever after? Does Rando? In your brain, do they kiss? If you’re gonna start the story you gotta finish it

 

(sidenote: Fuck you George RR Martin)

Sir, I believe you have me confused with @Helobious. If you want a happy ending you will have to go elsewhere.

13 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Malcolm-Roach-Texas-by-Will-Leverett-ban

 

smh this is the definition of football terrorism

6 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Boston College transfer/castoff QB, Gregorio Castellanos

 

(I don’t know his first name, but the other details are correct) 


Sadly, Castellanos is a legit dual threat QB Last year he led the nation at the position in rushing. Boston College of course hires the unimaginative Chin Pussy as head coach and that doomed him. So I kind of felt badly for the young QB. 

But then he decides to go to Florida State instead of finding a coach/scheme more favorable to a duel threat QB. Castellanos is for sure going to fail there. 

After watching the game a second time, give me two Norton's and we're good.  I'll take those guys everyday.  Know their job, not fancy, be big, plug the gap

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