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#453

Finally made it through all the pages. Funny shit. Pos rep to all you ass holes.

One of many "bests" was Jimbo getting off the plane at his coronation.

Too old to figure this ai thing out, but a suggestion. The Herpa Derp play.

 

 

#458

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A little concerned that is AI's interpretation of "shorn sheep", lulz. 

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#461

Was in NY. Had the big meeting with younger daughter's first serious boyfriend. Of course, I showed him this thread. Not sure if that was a good idea, but he was laughing, especially about the sheep. 

#462
9 hours ago, freyguy said:

best I could come up with

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No matter how hard I try, he won't put the camera in his other hand...

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#468
43 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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And then it got REALLY weird:

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Actually less weird than their real life culture. 

#475
2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Note: Adobe Firefly seems to be absolute garbage.

The ai image generators in Adobe Express and Photoshop are so bad they are actually funny. 

#476
5 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

2011:

 

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In the spirit of sportsmanship, the two traditional foes took the field sharing a leg. 

#482

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"Well, wut do we have here? Kyle, you better not been messin' with my sweetie, Katy Pearl!"

 

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"Now, calm down, Clem! I can explain."

 

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"Me and Katy Pearl been takin' a shine to each other, and one thing led to another."

 

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"Why, I oughta keel ewe, Kyle!"

"Clem, I done had me some special military trainin', and the corps taught me how to fight like a real army soldier. Come and git it!"

 

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"Well, okay, Kyle. I reckon we can come to some sort of accommodation."

"That'll do, Clem. That'll do."

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#484
On 5/15/2024 at 9:54 AM, TreatyOak said:

Was in NY. Had the big meeting with younger daughter's first serious boyfriend. Of course, I showed him this thread. Not sure if that was a good idea, but he was laughing, especially about the sheep. 

What's his surly handle?

#494
On 5/17/2024 at 10:48 AM, Born Burnt said:

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Now get AI to make an Aggy personal on SEC grinder.

#497

I’ve never doubted Aggies fuck sheep. Or that sheep fuck Aggies. But I believe they fuck all farm animals. You can major in animal husbandry. WTF does that tell you?chickens, pigs, goats all at the party.

#498
17 minutes ago, Texzilla588 said:

I’ve never doubted Aggies fuck sheep. Or that sheep fuck Aggies. But I believe they fuck all farm animals. You can major in animal husbandry. WTF does that tell you?chickens, pigs, goats all at the party.

 

Once you start listing species, you're in aggy joke territory, old jokes, lame jokes... I know it should be - and probably is, for all I know is - in the Lame Jokes thread, but I just couldn't resist.

 

Recent graduate aggy is interviewing for his first job. Guy tells him "Your resume is great, your work while in school is right in line with what we need. I'd hire you right this instant, but... well... you know."

aggy says "No, I don't know. But what?"

Guy says "Well, I mean... okay, I'll just lay it out. The bestiality thing."

aggy says "What are you talking about?"

Guy says "You know, sex with animals."

aggy says "I know what bestiality means. What kind of animals?"

Guy says "Well, sheep, cows, chickens, goats, pigs, ducks..."

aggy says "WHAT? DUCKS???"

#499

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Not Aggie, but Aggie-like in the wretched, pathetic, embarrassing mismanagement .  

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