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I've been watching old / recent SNL skits and found a few gems.

Thought we could share of of our favorites.

 

 

these were definitely quoted more than necessary during the college years.  fuck there were so many I’ll have to think about more. 

 

 

My favorites are ones where they break. I have these two bookmarked for when I need a pick-me-up. 

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28 minutes ago, austingirl said:

My favorites are ones where they break. I have these two bookmarked for when I need a pick-me-up. 

Have you seen the latest Ryan Gosling one?

 

Stalk Talk with Walken is one of the best ever, but SNL/NBC has purged any versions of it from the entire internet

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2 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Have you seen the latest Ryan Gosling one?

 

Oh yeah, this one's amazing. I think it's the longest break I've ever seen. Poor Heidi Gardner kept apologizing the next day but it's so damn funny.

3 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Stalk Talk with Walken is one of the best ever, but SNL/NBC has purged any versions of it from the entire internet

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can you tell us about this one?  I’m not familiar. 

54 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Stalk Talk with Walken is one of the best ever, but SNL/NBC has purged any versions of it from the entire internet

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Found it on Tik Tok. I’m not a Tik Tok person but this is the only place I’ve ever seen the skit online.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLufCmjc/

20 minutes ago, futureman said:

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I got the correct link posted above, I think it embeds the video into the post.

27 minutes ago, futureman said:

can you tell us about this one?  I’m not familiar. 

I made a shitty phone cap from a shitty VHS recording.

So many lines I use almost daily:

"What was that girl's name you broke up with?"   "BITCH"

DAMN YOU TO HELL DAVID HASSLEHOFF!!!

There were a variety of charges.

He will never love you as much as I love you...HE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU!!!

 

 

 

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Alrighty... that was creepy and not funny at all.

Who wants to see Pedro Pascal as an over-protective Hispanic mom?

 

 

I always like the one where Phil Hartman is Bill Clinton in a McDonalds explaining the Somalia conflict and warlords by taking people's food.

It's also the only skit I can remember where Hartman came close to breaking, due to his mouth being full of food.

It doesn't hold up... but this is still on of my favs.

You must fight the bear

Bad News Bees… 

Larry was buzzing off! 
 

Was not! 
 

Then why is there honey on your sheets? 

The bad boss one with Pierce Brosnan and Will Farrell. 

The Sinatra Group

The one where Farley is a tourist on the Japanese game show. Holy shit. 

If it can still be found, the one(s?) where Will Farrell plays Robert Goulet and starts crooning rap songs. 

Oh man. So many. 

My wife and I reference "Robert De Niro Face" more times than I would like to admit:

 

 

and while I am thinking about Kristen Wiig commercials sketches, I am now hungry for pizza

 

 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

The bad boss one with Pierce Brosnan and Will Farrell. 

The Sinatra Group

The one where Farley is a tourist on the Japanese game show. Holy shit. 

If it can still be found, the one(s?) where Will Farrell plays Robert Goulet and starts crooning rap songs. 

Oh man. So many. 

I can’t find it online but the Will as GOULET and is joined his brothers played by Baldwin and Parnell is so stupid but it absolutely just kills me every time I see it. Something about old Spanish ships as a musical 

“it was opening night and two of the GOULET brothers were passed out and using understudies…”

2 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

With respect, that’s the dumbest fucking opinion ever expressed. 

Sorry you don't like black people.

The show’s peak was Bass O Matic.

Loved Norm McDonald as Bob Dole demanding Pat Robertson to heal his dead arm.

Sinatra Group. Do your business.

Norm as Dole “ah, who am I kidding?  I don’t have a Chinaman’s chance of winning.  Hey how about that for a campaign slogan?  Bib Dole, Chinaman. Hard working, good at math!”  
 

Dana Carvey hosting the McGlaughlin Group still kills me to this day.  Those sketches literally turned me onto watching real political round tables as a teenager.  

Weekend Update could probably have it's own thread.

Chevy Chase - "Generallsimo Francisco Franco is still dead"

Garret Morris and his recap for the hard of hearing.

"Jane, you ignorant slut."  

Emily Latella

Roseanne Roseannadanna

'Buckwheat is dead'

Dennis Miller

and of course, the late Great - Norm McDonald.

 

4 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

First one that came to mind

When all the Biden is too old/losing it mentally talk started up, I thought they should remake this one

^
as much as I never “got” why Sandler got so famous despite not being all that funny, he and Farley were always brilliant together.  Them playing the old married couple.  Dumb premise but it just slays me to this day.  Rip, Chris 

51 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

as much as I never “got” why Sandler got so famous despite not being all that funny, he and Farley were always brilliant together.

 

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I thought this was hilarious back in college...now it hits a little too close to home.

 

My friends and I would endlessly quote "Il Returno De Hercules" a badly dubbed foreign film with Bill Murray as an out-of-shape Hercules.

It was never put online, except more recently in a tiny TikTok version:

 

80's commercials were great also.

Colon Blow, Adobe Car, Yard-a-pult...

 

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