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Says don’t worry about Zay Jones 

 

TMZ:

Johnny Manziel says he's 100% sure Zay Jones will totally bounce back from the bizarre, naked meltdown he had in L.A. earlier this week ... telling TMZ Sports he's sure because he knows the guy.

Jones and his brother, Caleb, were involved in a scary incident in L.A. Monday night, when video showed Zay trying to fight Caleb naked, then kicking out a 30th floor window, all while saying he wanted to meet Jesus.

We got Manziel leaving Delilah in L.A. with his wife, Bre Tiesi, and asked him if he thought Zay -- who plays for the Buffalo Bills -- would be okay.

"He'll be fine, brother. I know Zay, I know Caleb personally, he'll get it sorted out, he'll be fine."

Jones is doing okay now, according to his father, but investigations by both the Bills and the NFL are ongoing, and a lot of people are still wondering just what the hell was going on in that video.

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I wish this guy would go shut the fuck up and sell cars

 

This dude is still alive?

 

I figured he would have ODed or been caught sucking dicks under a bridge in College Station for spare change at this point.

7 hours ago, Biscuits And Groovy said:

Is this thread talking about Manziel or the Jones family? Both are a piece of work. 

All kinds of troubled kids it seems like

Manziel is definitely the guy one should want to vouch for their character  

Took me a while to figure out who Delilah was and why he had to leave her in LA

9 hours ago, SqueezeDeez said:

Manziel is definitely the guy one should want to vouch for their character  

Hey if you need advice from someone with both mental and substance abuse issues, he checks both columns

1 hour ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Why hasn't this bitch been run out of town yet?

Well if Johnny vouches for him, he must be okay.

This was a good early prediction:

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Manziels 30 for 30 is gonna be pretty good

My first posts represented the remaining chick pics, mainly, from the first 50 pages of the old thread.  Then the next 125 pages are summed up with these images:

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And finally .5 game suspension vs Rice:

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Billy giving Johnny a quick handy before Johnny tries to ruin Christian Kirks pro day. 

 

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4 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Billy giving Johnny a quick handy before Johnny tries to ruin Christian Kirks pro day. 

 

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Lol. 

1 hour ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

"so you want me to fuck your wife?" - Johnny Football

Weird. Jimbo looks like he's been hitting the juice a little harder than Johnny 8-Ball

6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Weird. Jimbo looks like he's been hitting the juice a little harder than Johnny 8-Ball

I mean what else is there to do in college station besides "football" and sheep?

5 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Billy giving Johnny a quick handy before Johnny tries to ruin Christian Kirks pro day. 

 

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I think Manziel is indeed sober. He seems to be thinking, How fucked up was I to be hanging around this choad?

All while Billy is saying, Hey man, I know it must have been an oversight, but you never texted me your new phone number. Crazy, huh? When we gonna hand and chill like the old days, my man?

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Weird. Jimbo looks like he's been hitting the juice a little harder than Johnny 8-Ball

Receives email from Sumlin. Now do you get it?

35 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I think Manziel is indeed sober. He seems to be thinking, How fucked up was I to be hanging around this choad?

All while Billy is saying, Hey man, I know it must have been an oversight, but you never texted me your new phone number. Crazy, huh? When we gonna hand and chill like the old days, my man?

Hand or hang.  Maybe there's no difference.  

On 3/25/2018 at 10:54 PM, Leeroy Jenkins said:

I could have gone without this thread. 

Ditto. But at least the thread title is better...sort of.

Manziel is playing in the NFL Spring League along with a bunch of other NFL washouts

4 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Manziel is playing in the NFL Spring League along with a bunch of other NFL washouts

Along with Mike Davis, Dylan Haines, and Quincy Vasser.

42 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

RGIII got a contract before Johnny.  LULZ

 

Just now, Parliament said:

Isn't one of the Twelve Steps supposed to be "accept blame?"

But only if it's really your fault.

On 3/27/2018 at 11:36 AM, bigup2dahorns said:

 

"Meeting of the minds"?  Is halliburton being sarcastic here? Would be funny if so.  

2 hours ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

From the article: 

"I wasn't a guy that knew the X's and O's of football"

Shocking....

 

He pretty much blamed his NFL failure on the Browns not vetting him well enough.  I'm sure his agent loved that.

In the Browns' defense, his name was Johnny Football. How could a guy with a name like that not know anything about football?

17 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

He pretty much blamed his NFL failure on the Browns not vetting him well enough.  I'm sure his agent loved that.

He would have been perfect at one of those NFL teams that don't care if their players are too lazy to watch film and learn the plays. The Indiana Improvisers, Idaho Indigo Indolence, or the Wilmington Wing-its would have been perfect fits. 

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

He would have been perfect at one of those NFL teams that don't care if their players are too lazy to watch film and learn the plays. The Indiana Improvisers, Idaho Indigo Indolence, or the Wilmington Wing-its would have been perfect fits. 



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