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#201
4 hours ago, texifornia said:

I'll be in Quebec in a month - wonder if he'll be cut by the time I get there.

Mike Sherman was the one who recruited him to a&m and the one who traded for him today.

He absolutely will NOT be cut.

He most likely will be STARTING.

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#203

For most of the world, Sherman bouncing back from losing a high school coaching job and Manziel becoming the electrifying player he was in college would make a great story.

I just don't see it happening. It will be like Brian's Song except both Sayers and Piccolo die at the end.

#205
14 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Looks like that area of Canada only has room for one gaping vagina on their sports teams now that Kawhi is a Raptor. 

#206

Just spent the last hour talking off and on with a TSN CFL Insider (Dave N aylor) in the Montreal airport while waiting on my next flight.  I expounded on Maziel's suckage. He doesn't seem to be a fan either.  There is a lot of trouble to get into in Montreal!

#207
5 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

Just spent the last hour talking off and on with a TSN CFL Insider (Dave N aylor) in the Montreal airport while waiting on my next flight.  I expounded on Maziel's suckage. He doesn't seem to be a fan either.  There is a lot of trouble to get into in Montreal! 

It's an incredibly fun town, so much to do, real party vibe. They're going to have to lock him in his apartment after practice.

#209

That really doesn't look like a football player at any level other than maybe a kicker.

Is that wannabe chin pubes behind him sporting leg tats?

#212
3 hours ago, Scholz said:

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I feel like some people get tattoos(and keep getting them) just as a way of trying to lower other people's expectations for them as people. I think Manziel qualifies for this group.

#216

Is that wannabe chin pubes behind him sporting leg tats?


Lol....way too skinny.




And not fellating jff. Both are clear giveaways.
#217
5 hours ago, Scholz said:

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Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

#218
2 hours ago, Surlybastard said:

I feel like some people get tattoos(and keep getting them) just as a way of trying to lower other people's expectations for them as people. I think Manziel qualifies for this group.

LMAO.  As if a few tattoos are going to lower aggy expectations?  

It's hilarious how this dbag's career arch followed a typical aggy season's infamous rollercoaster.  I, for one, am shocked. 

#221
12 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Part-time bartender? Substitute teacher to pickup naive underage girls?

#224
50 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Busboy to finance his sidewalk surfboard aspirations, dude.

#226
17 minutes ago, futureman said:

 so where are the rumors?

See post 2 of the link.  Video in question is in French, I made a D in my only semester of French at UT, so I can't translate.

At his press conference, former coach June Jones said it was an "internal matter" when asked if Johnny missed any meetings.

http://forums.cfl.ca/hamilton-tiger-cats/5/manziel-traded-to-mtl/106704/msg2182534#msg2182534

#228
13 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Homeless

 

#230
20 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Rain gutter installer.  

#231
20 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Gloryhole attendant 

#232
20 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

struggling local musician working part-time as a bartender to support a debilitating meth habit that will eventually land him on the streets.

 and yet he legitimately won a heisman trophy as the best player in all of college football.   it’s truly fucking surreal.

#235
On 7/23/2018 at 7:04 PM, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Donor at a blood bank that doesn’t ask all those silly questions 

#236
On 7/23/2018 at 7:04 PM, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Quality Control Manager, Bolivian Marching Powder Inc

#243
On 7/23/2018 at 7:04 PM, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

VP of Sales with a leading Methamphetamine organization?

#246
6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Hamilton @ Montreal 8/3 on ESPN2.

You know Mike Sherman will trot him out for that.  

Odds he's still faded from getting shitfaced on St. Catherine Street the night before? (Gay Village or strip club section, either one works)

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#247
53 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Odds he's still faded from getting shitfaced on St. Catherine Street the night before? (Gay Village or strip club section, either one works)

GIF: Why not both?

#250
On 7/23/2018 at 5:04 PM, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Collect aluminum cans from trash cans and return then for 0.10 deposit?

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