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#1451
22 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I’ve never seen a documentary about a spoiled athlete who flashed in college, only to be exposed in the pros and flame out after a couple years because he was a headcase lacking maturity and work ethic, so I’m looking forward to this.

Exactly! Who says Hollywood is out of ideas...?

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#1452
11 hours ago, markstanco said:

Y’all are lying to yourselves if you say you won’t watch that.

Why do I need to waste my time watching it? I already know everything about him that I need to know.
It's like watching a player or coach press conference after a game. It's just a rehashing of everything I saw. Plus, if something interesting happens in it, y'all will tell me. 

#1453
Y’all are lying to yourselves if you say you won’t watch that.
You can bet your ass I won’t watch it.
Why would they not wait to do the doc until his death from a fentanyl overdose?  Feels like they rushed it. 
Yeah, should have waited another year or two.
So Netflix is doing the 30 for 30 thing now?

30 for 30 is on Disney+. Isn’t Untold something different?
#1454
9 hours ago, South Austin said:

I’ve never seen a documentary about a spoiled athlete who flashed in college, only to be exposed in the pros and flame out after a couple years because he was a headcase lacking maturity and work ethic, so I’m looking forward to this.

ouch, that hits a little close to home.

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#1456

"This sounds like a stupid idea and you are a dumbass and for that reason I'm out"

                                                                            - Sharktank

#1459
9 hours ago, Mittens said:
💸💸💸

 

truly, what a terrible name for a bar.

whatever investors are involved here need to step up and call it something better - anything better.

Off the top of my head:

  • Johnny's
  • Manziel's
  • Johnny Football's (i think he still owns this trademark?)
  • 2 Bar

it's a truly dreadful name.

#1462
On 7/12/2023 at 8:27 AM, Kennythetiger said:

This thread about how much we don’t care about Johnny is 29 pages long. Of course we’ll watch it. 

Huh.  And I always thought it was about what a douchenozzle asshat he is.

 

#1466
58 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Huh.  And I always thought it was about what a douchenozzle asshat he is.

 

There’s a lot of people like that in the world and they don’t all have threads on here. We care about him a lot. Always have. And if you say you don’t why are you even in this thread. 

#1467
1 hour ago, Helobious said:

There’s a lot of people like that in the world and they don’t all have threads on here. We care about him a lot. Always have. And if you say you don’t why are you even in this thread. 

You're probably one of those morons that think the opposite of love is indifference, not hate.

I'm here to point and laugh, ya goober.

#1468
2 hours ago, Deej said:

The only people left dumb enough to pay Johnny for anything is aggy. 

"Johnny Manziel 's Money Bar, this is Johnny speaking on my money phone...can I help you?"

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#1470

Aggy will be standing in lines miles long to get into this place to get shitty, over priced, watered down drinks and dried out chicken wings.

#1474
truly, what a terrible name for a bar.
whatever investors are involved here need to step up and call it something better - anything better.
Off the top of my head:
  • Johnny's
  • Manziel's
  • Johnny Football's (i think he still owns this trademark?)
  • 2 Bar
it's a truly dreadful name.

Guarantee looch is an investor.
#1476

Is this like an Enron thing?  Where he funnels all his booze money into his own business, shows record profits for any bar in CS, all the while he accounts for 95% of the income.

#1479
22 hours ago, smwhorn said:

Aggy will be standing in lines miles long to get into this place to get shitty, over priced, watered down drinks and dried out chicken wings.

Yup, and he will probably still be hanging out in Austin so he doesn't have to associate with those weirdos.

#1480
On 8/2/2023 at 8:27 AM, NoName said:

truly, what a terrible name for a bar.

whatever investors are involved here need to step up and call it something better - anything better.

Off the top of my head:

  • Johnny's
  • Manziel's
  • Johnny Football's (i think he still owns this trademark?)
  • 2 Bar

it's a truly dreadful name.

How about calling it “Johnny’s 4th and Long Lounge”!

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#1482
22 hours ago, smwhorn said:

Aggy will be standing in lines miles long to get into this place to get shitty, over priced, watered down drinks and dried out chicken wings.

NTTAWWT.

#1484
On 8/1/2023 at 10:28 PM, Mittens said:
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Missed a chance. Shoulda called it “money bag bar”. 

#1485
23 hours ago, smwhorn said:

Aggy will be standing in lines miles long to get into this place to get shitty, over priced, watered down drinks and dried out chicken wings.

...well after all, they are catering to aggy in colleystation, why would anyone expect anything better?

#1491
"We had a great shot bar when I was on a recruiting visit in 2011 and by the time I got to campus it was gone..I'm working on getting back to A&M a lot more and we're opening the first week of the College Football season" ~ @JManziel2 #PMSLive

 

#1494
2 hours ago, Deej said:

Can we sue the gun manufacturer for the malfunction? 

I'm guessing this whole suicide attempt/gun malfunction is a fabrication. 

#1495

Imagine the VIP table at the JMMB…Looch, Six Figs, Looch’s sister, Jimbo Jr., and Sloneal. Who wouldn’t want to bask in the aura of greatness?

#1499
1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Imagine the VIP table at the JMMB…Looch, Six Figs, Looch’s sister, Jimbo Jr., and Sloneal. Who wouldn’t want to bask in the aura of greatness?

"Whose bright idea was it to send Leon to get the next round of drinks?"

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