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On 8/4/2025 at 11:15 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

Sir how dare you call into question the character of a man that was such a pillar of the cockfighting community that he has an entire breed (? Strain? Flight? No idea wtf you can them) named after him? One can only imagine the amount of cock blood that was spilled in trailer parks, hostel parcels, flea markets, swap meets and Klan rallies across east Texas and western Louisiana on his behalf to have been bestowed such an honour... that is an outrage. 

I say again sir how dare you...

He ain't lyin', Johnny Football's Grandfather Was "Cockfighting World Champion in 1983"

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    I will be humbly removing myself from the Heisman trophy ceremony until they give Reggie Bush’s trophy to Vince Young.

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    Johnny’s not divorcing. He’s just running out of marriage.

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3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Wtf is this crap?

Did you watch the video on the 2nd page?

On 8/7/2025 at 3:31 PM, MrBig said:

He’s gonna be on Fox’s special forces with a bunch of Z-list reality TV celebs

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jussie smollett holy shit lol

1 hour ago, futureman said:

jussie smollett holy shit lol

If CHANEL is a “supermodel”, how is JUSSIE not a “super actor”?

The title of ”supermodel” is handed out as casually as Halloween candy and “porn star.”

I am opposed to the overhyping. 

At least Johnny isn’t listed as an “NFL Star”, though “Former” or “Briefly a” should be in front of the “NFL” part. 

  • 1 month later...

Nope, not a "he dead" thread bump.

Johnny "Who better to set a fine example" Manziel is mentoring Diego Pavia.

Johnny Manziel has advice for Diego Pavia: Be fearless on the field, not off

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NASHVILLE, Tenn. – Diego Pavia and Johnny Manziel have become fast friends in Nashville, with Manziel playing the role of both mentor and hype man for Vanderbilt’s breakout quarterback.

“I’m like, ‘Learn from my mistakes, brother. Learn from Johnny. Don’t be Johnny off the field.’ I had so much opportunity and so much shit and threw it away. Diego’s young and lit, and it’s easy in that position to get out of control. But I’m trying to give him the best advice I can.” —Johnny Manziel

Manziel plans to be on the Vanderbilt sideline Saturday in a No. 2 jersey when the No. 16 Commodores face No. 10 Alabama in Tuscaloosa, the first time since 1937 the two teams meet as ranked opponents. “I beat them once. Diego’s got a chance to beat them twice. That’s the kind of shit they build statues for,” Manziel said.

For Pavia, who grew up admiring Manziel’s fearless style, the friendship has been surreal. “I see Johnny as a friend now, a brother. I really love that dude,” Pavia said. “He’s been there, and sometimes I will tell him my plans … and he’s like, ‘Nah, don’t do that. That’s some shit Johnny would have done in 2012.’”

The parallels are clear. Pavia has become the face of Vanderbilt’s rise, turning down multimillion-dollar NIL deals to stay and even taking less to help upgrade the offensive line. “He’s not scared of anything,” Manziel said. “If you want to be that fucking dog, you have to be a savage. There is no fear. Diego has no fear.”

Clark Lea, in his fifth year at his alma mater, calls Pavia “misfit number one” and credits his confidence for changing the program’s culture. Pavia has accounted for 15 touchdowns and has Vanderbilt off to its first 5-0 start since 2008.

Manziel isn’t missing this week’s showdown: “I land in Tuscaloosa at 10:30 a.m. on Saturday and will be ready,” he said. “So will Diego.”

 

 

Full article is paywalled. Above grabbed from a newsletter.

https://www.on3.com/news/johnny-manziel-has-advice-for-diego-pavia-be-fearless-on-the-field-not-of/

3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Nope, not a "he dead" thread bump.

Johnny "Who better to set a fine example" Manziel is mentoring Diego Pavia.

Johnny Manziel has advice for Diego Pavia: Be fearless on the field, not off

 

Full article is paywalled. Above grabbed from a newsletter.

https://www.on3.com/news/johnny-manziel-has-advice-for-diego-pavia-be-fearless-on-the-field-not-of/

Diego has a chance to be a legend at Vandy if he just considers every decision from the JFF-opposite perspective. WWJFFD? Do the opposite. 

4 hours ago, nnm said:

WWJFFD? Do the opposite. 

Wise words that belong in every football locker room.

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15 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

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Hate to be the one to stick up for Johnny Fuck Face, but he was mocking the cop.

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11 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Hate to be the one to stick up for Johnny Fuck Face, but he was mocking the cop.

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In our defense, we don't speak "jive". Thanks for translating.

 

  • 5 weeks later...

He's a busy man, with his career, family, volunteer work and such.  Couldn't be avoided.

He doesn’t deserve the benefit of the doubt. Trust is earned. sorry had to party! 🎊 
 

I will always root for him to turn a corner but he has to want that for himself.
 

He can speak his “truth” all he wants but the only ones who still believe it or make excuses for him are his enablers. He talks of his “supporters” believing in him he’s really just trolling their asses. He has no more respect for his fans than he does for himself. 

Not his first no-show, hope Gameday didn't cut him a check beforehand.

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More than 24-hours after Manziel no-showed a local charity event, C.C. Patch organizers say they still have no word from Johnny Football on his whereabouts Thursday.

Author: Bill Churchwell
Published: 12:23 AM CST December 2, 2023

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas — Twenty-four hours after former Texas A&M Aggie Johnny Manziel was a no show at a high dollar charity event in Corpus Christi, and there is still no word on why Johnny Football wasn't there.

Manziel was paid to speak in honor of the Ritz theater restoration project.

3News spoke with the executive director of C.C. Patch, which is overseeing the project.  ...

https://www.kiiitv.com/article/news/local/johnny-football-fallout/503-ffaa2b0a-a6c8-4d06-a656-f6750bb94960

 

He no-showed while he was in the NFL too.

Not sure why anyone would think a commitment from him is reliable, or why you’d even bother asking him to show up for something to begin with.

Alex Caruso less than 24 hours before was losing to the T-Wolves in Minnesota

What a yahoo. Glad he doesn’t rep The University of Texas.

16 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

To be fair, the fact that Saturday morning is so close to Friday night IS out of his control.

15 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

She also makes some damn fine videos

Is that who I think it is?

"get back to normal"

a man's gotta have a goal, I guess, but make it achievable.

17 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

It definitely was out of his control, some evil person kept pouring that booze down his throat and putting that booger sugar in his nose. 

I honestly had no idea who Abella Danger is, but she seems nice.  The camera loves her.

4 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

“….back to normal” seems like a pretty low bar

Not HIS normal; but rather society in general.

What a chucklehead (no news there). His revenue streams have to have dried up at this point. He could have parlayed the GD appearance into more public appearances with an affable appearance. But now, he’s gotta party like it’s 1999 and alienate the biggest brand in CFB. Just more of the same behavior as always from him. How he isn’t dead from an OD is the biggest mystery. 

25 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

It definitely was out of his control, some evil person kept pouring that booze down his throat and putting that booger sugar in his nose. 

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20 minutes ago, TOR said:

I honestly had no idea who Abella Danger is, but she seems nice.  The camera loves her.

same. never heard of he until she was mentioned in one of these threads

17 minutes ago, randomhorn said:

same. never heard of he until she was mentioned in one of these threads

She's a huge Canes fan, I think I saw a tweet someone posted of her in the stands at Pyle 

7 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Abella + fidget spinner

its safe for work. Show everyone

 

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20 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

She's a huge Canes fan, I think I saw a tweet someone posted of her in the stands at Pyle 

 

18 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Was this really taken Dec 3? It’s confirmed he was at the Paul fight on Friday, right? What pray tell could have happened that was “out of his control” after that fight and before Saturday morning that left him feeling 3/10? Did he get diagnosed with cancer at 1:00 am? It’s like calling in the morning after the Christmas party with a “stomach bug” when everyone saw you drinking your ass off. The gall to call it a “false narrative.” He’s done now, right? His extended 15 minutes is over? Why would anyone call him for anything anymore? Maybe card signing when he needs coke money. Pavia’s the new douche anyway.

That picture is from about a week before the Jake Paul fight, so he was on a bender in Miami for days.  Now claims it was Norovirus he got while with his family, who presumably were also in Miami all week doing lines and tequila shooters.

Also, this  you 'stache?

 

 

The guy continues to put out hilarious content. What a hall of fame shithead. He epitomizes the aggie honor code. 

Thank the football gods that Mack Brown saw Johnny as a dback instead of a QB.

 

23 hours ago, 6th Street said:

I don't blame him, Gameday is ass

Abella's ass  >>>>  Gameday's ass

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13 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Thank the football gods that Mack Brown saw Johnny as a dbag instead of a QB.

 

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