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4 hours ago, Tailgate said:

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Well, of course it is. Who needs those pesky extra downs when you can just throw an interception before you would actually need to punt?

This must be another one of those things that they can't explain from the inside, because from the outside it certainly surpasses understanding.

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He just needs to get used to those fat balls.

The morning news in Austin covered this nicely today.  What a damn good way to break in an August morning.  Coffee, with a little Aggie tears for some added kick!

5 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

 

I've got him two solo tackles.  

Maybe Mack Brown was right, and he'll switch to Safety next week.

5 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

 

Ive always liked Michael Rapaport... but now i love him

 

this is one of the funniest videos ive ever seen

brilliant video. 

 

I love the score on the bottom. After int#1 it was already 7-0, after #2 its 21-0 just 4 min of game time later, 28-3 beginning of 2nd etc. etc.

Starting to read the texags thread of the games yesterday now. The start is glorious, can’t wait to go through all of this.

7 hours ago, flatdawgs said:

Well, of course it is. Who needs those pesky extra downs when you can just throw an interception before you would actually need to punt?

This must be another one of those things that they can't explain from the inside, because from the outside it certainly surpasses understanding.

 I don’t have any context but was he referring to a fourth down hail Mary type pass? 

that was an electrifying performance by Johnathan "The Foot" Manziel.

Only up from here, is that a motto or just a hope..?

 

48 minutes ago, BigXII said:

that was an electrifying performance by Johnathan "The Foot" Manziel.

I would have gone with “The Mule.”

did Johnny ask to get traded from Hamilton? He probably should've just saved face by keeping his mouth shut and continue to be Johnny fucking backup to Jeremiah Masoli in Hamilton.

1 hour ago, GotThatFire said:

 I don’t have any context but was he referring to a fourth down hail Mary type pass? 

Yes, it was a third down pass (3 downs for the Canucks, eh).

18 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Yes, it was a third down pass (3 downs for the Canucks, eh).

Ah - well, that makes more sense... a little more. I've just heard that line before and, well, you know, aggy....

ESPN being totally biased by not giving him credit for interception return yards, yards are yards.

The way up is that Vernon Adams is pretty talented, and I’ve not heard of him ditching his team for hookers and blow in Vegas.

I taped the game to watch it today, and I'm reading along with texags thread now:

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12 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

 

"The only comeback he's making is to the United States and out of football."

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On 8/4/2018 at 4:55 PM, Jive Turkey said:

"The only comeback he's making is to the United States and out of football."

:)

Sounds accurate...

On 8/4/2018 at 4:55 PM, Jive Turkey said:

"The only comeback he's making is to the United States and out of football."

:)

or to come on the back of chin pubes.  

Where johnny on the spot is, as we speak:

 

On 8/4/2018 at 8:07 AM, 'stache said:

He just needs to get used to those fat balls.

Needs to fill up on some nice bowls before the games...

 

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Is getting your head bashed in good for you when you’re bipolar?

Falls in a well, eyes go crossed. Gets kicked in the head by a mule, eyes go straight. I don’t know...

 

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So, is the CFL policy on concussions more "manly", or just plain stupid..?

 

I’m sure there were tons of Yukon driving housewives in Katy obliterating their fingernails during that sequence.  

38 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

So, is the CFL policy on concussions more "manly", or just plain stupid..?

 

Maybe they just figured that based on his history, it was not possible to do more damage to his brain.

17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Maybe they just figured that based on his history, it was not possible to do more damage to his brain.

I think you are right...

 

 

I bet the guy apologized in the pile. “Soory friend. Hope yoor ok buddy.”

So, is the CFL policy on concussions more "manly", or just plain stupid..?
 

Universal healthcare came with a free concussion vaccine.
35 minutes ago, 'stache said:


Universal healthcare came with a free concussion vaccine.

At least he's herp free during football season..?

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On 8/11/2018 at 9:59 PM, CowtownHorn said:

That hurt...

 

Im glad this cokehead loser is finally getting a good ole' Canadian brain bashing.

On 8/12/2018 at 12:11 PM, Chooky said:

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“This guy could develop into a tight end” <Meyer/Belichick>

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On 8/4/2018 at 2:27 PM, Beau Vine said:

I taped the game to watch it today, and I'm reading along with texags thread now:

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That quote is pure aggy gold!! Do they teach this kind of reasoning over at malfunction junction? Stupidity 101 maybe?

1 hour ago, Zavala said:

Im glad this cokehead loser is finally getting a good ole' Canadian brain bashing.

He didn’t have much to bash to begin with. 

1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

“This guy could develop into a tight end” <Meyer/Belichick>

Ohh lorty..! 😃

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