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Has that dude ever lifted a weight in his life? His arms look like toothpicks.

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    Johnny’s not divorcing. He’s just running out of marriage.

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36 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

Has that dude ever lifted a weight in his life? His arms look like toothpicks.

How much does a bong weigh?

21 minutes ago, South Austin said:

How much does a bong weigh?

Pretty sure he moved on from weed a long time ago.  Definitely coke, then when he ran out of money, meth.

Johnny getting the start: #JohnnyBeAverage..?

 

6 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Johnny getting the start: #JohnnyBeAverage..?

 

Yeah, that was last month.  Good job.

Has anyone ever mentioned that you need to be more judicious in deciding what links to post?

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Yeah, that was last month.  Good job.

Has anyone ever mentioned that you need to be more judicious in deciding what links to post?

I think so... I'll have to check with the editor from Twitter... 😑

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We already know about the moon landing and the Ohio state thing too.

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Keep climbing that mountain Johnny 5 chancez 

He not great.

 

The Montreal Alouettes fell to the Winnipeg Blue Bombers 31-14 at Investors Group Field on Friday night as Johnny Manziel made his first start since suffering a concussion in mid-August. 

Manziel, who drew the start over Antonio Pipkin, finished 18-of-25 passing for 212 yards and one interception and found it hard to find a rhythm in the face of constant pressure from Winnipeg's front. 

The Blue Bombers (6-7) racked up five sacks against an overwhelmed Alouettes offensive line, and Craig Roh picked up three as he relished the opportunity to send Manziel tumbling to the turf: 

With big gains through the air largely elusive, Montreal had to get creative in pursuit of a comeback after falling behind 21-6. 

In the third quarter, that meant running a jet sweep throwback to Manziel for a 22-yard pickup: 

Five players later, Pipkin came in and plunged into the end zone to help cut the deficit to single digits: 

However, the fireworks stopped there. 

Although Manziel and the Alouettes had a couple chances to knot the proceedings at 21, they couldn't generate the traction necessary to sustain a drive down the stretch. 

Now 3-10, the Alouettes will try to snap a two-game losing streak when they return to the field Sept. 30 against the Saskatchewan Roughriders. 

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Fuck you johnny, you attention whore. No one gives a fuck about your dumbass opinion. Not even that cock muncher mayfield. You are a piece of shit. You are woman abuser and I find it unlikely you had any medical issues. No one bought it. You look like a douche with all those stupid ass tattoos. The sheep humpers in the lit station aided, abetted, and exploited you. Now fuck off into obscurity.
PS, It was nice watchin the train wreck. Thanks.
Your amigo,
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58 minutes ago, Halohal said:

Dude, what's up with the DTs

Who wants a motivational letter from a complete failure?

Does every new CEO get a letter from Jeffrey Skilling?

Why id God's name would Baker Mayfield listen to anything Manziel had to say?

Those tats make him look like a total junkie, which I guess he is.

 

Here is the first draft Manziel submitted of his advice to Mayfield video.

I seriously doubt that dude can even write a letter I call fake on the letter write and bullshit on the worthless video. 

6 hours ago, Halohal said:

Dude, what's up with the DTs

These guys fuck...   each other.

20 hours ago, Halohal said:

Dude, what's up with the DTs

That may be the gayest thing I have ever seen.  Did JFF charge for the sig?

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Damn you for making me go to texags.

 

And I’m already back!

 

“In a way, the ball is still in Johnny's court. Every football league on this continent (other than NFL & maybe the CFL) is gonna want him, simply for publicity for the league. He can still play football in the AAF or some other league if we wants to. Heck, he could still maybe get picked up by another CFL team.

 

I'm not sure what his Plan B is in terms of a career, but I bet he could make some serious money as a business owner in Aggieland or landing a job with a BMA. Maybe give baseball another shot like Tim Tebow did?”

 

Aggy, never quit being aggy.

15 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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Even in Canada you can fall in with the wrong crowd

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Looking forward to Johnny quarterbacking Bob Stoops' offense in the Dallas XFL. 

Maybe he hurt his arm signing too many autographs at the mall?

35 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Looking forward to Johnny quarterbacking Bob Stoops' offense in the Dallas XFL. 

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Former Heisman Trophy winner and NFL quarterback Johnny Manziel has not been ruled out to play in Vince McMahon's XFL in Jan. 2020, accordingto ESPN's Darren Rovell.

Under McMahon's rules for the league, any player with a criminal record is precluded from the league. Rovell has initially reported that Manziel is not eligbile to play.

"We are evaluating a player based on many things, including the quality of human being they are," McMahon told ESPN. "If you have any sort of criminal record or commit a crime you aren't playing in this league."

On a conference call, McMahon answered a question from SI's Jimmy Traina on whether invites would be extended to Manziel, Tim Tebow and Colin Kaepernick. McMahon said that no one with a criminal record such as a DUI would be allowed to play.

 

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

That makes no sense. He's clearly been ruled out of playing in the XFL. That point is clearly made several times in the article.

Is cocaine much more expensive in Canada ?

The Canadian Dollar is only worth $0.76 USD so I guess it would be.
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First reponse...lol

Bump so maybe Derka will finally see this thread instead of starting new ones.

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To be fair, who could possibly have guessed that we might already have a thread on Johnny Cokehead's numerous shenanigans?

Why can I see him doing radio work for the gomers? Live from stall three....It is Johnny Crackhead.

On 8/4/2018 at 9:07 AM, 'stache said:

He just needs to get used to those fat balls.

Wat

The aggy anchorman on channel 5 in San Antonio believes this is just the break that Johnny needed 

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"The aggy anchorman on channel 5 in San Antonio believes this is just the break that Johnny needed "

I could go in so many directions with this comment, hahahaaha.

Boo.  I was hoping the new XFL would be like that all-drugs Olympics sketch on SNL way black when.
I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Is cocaine much more expensive in Canada ?

I thought it was free there

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