February 28, 20196 yr 5 hours ago, texaslong said: First reponse...lol LOL at "new options within the United States." Johnny Fuckin' Auto Sales!
February 28, 20196 yr He should be tweeting: “I’m honored to be one of only three players in the history of the CFL to be banned. I look forward to taking my talents back to America and more importantly a shopping mall near you!”
February 28, 20196 yr Daughter just said "dad, maybe he was dating a hockey player and got a little physical."
February 28, 20196 yr 10 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said: Daughter just said "dad, maybe he was dating a hockey player and got a little physical." That's a capital offense in Canada.
February 28, 20196 yr 8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: That's a capital offense in Canada. Superstar power poses? Pfft. I could run a clinic on this, boys. The flow, and the snow. Tarps off, boys.
February 28, 20196 yr Poor johnny. Was the bipolar!!“I will learn how to control it better”... in 3,2,1...
February 28, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, TexasMan said: Quote ““Stand up for what you believe in, even if Johnny Manziel calls you a liar” - Collin Kaepernick” - Richard Tator lulz
February 28, 20196 yr I tried to create another account at TexAgs since my regular one is banned for 30 days. They have a two step verification process to weed out trolls like me. Apparently they have thin skins.
February 28, 20196 yr 5 hours ago, mr. sunshine said: The aggy anchorman on channel 5 in San Antonio believes this is just the break that Johnny needed SA media probably thinks the Commanders are the pinnacle.
February 28, 20196 yr 9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said: Is cocaine much more expensive in Canada ? Do you know how much cocaine gets snorted by the giant nose of the United States? By the time it gets north there's nothing left but baking soda mixed with Splenda.
February 28, 20196 yr Let's see what Texags has to say! #Mke In reply to Bayside Tiger Ag • 1:31p AG In a way, the ball is still in Johnny's court. Every football league on this continent (other than NFL & maybe the CFL) is gonna want him, simply for publicity for the league. He can still play football in the AAF or some other league if we wants to. I'm not sure what his Plan B is in terms of a career, but I bet he could make some serious money as a business owner in Aggieland or landing a job with a BMA. Maybe give baseball another shot like Tim Tebow did? gopitt said: He's a total embarrassment to A&M. Great talent totally wasted. Low life. You reap what you sow. Good riddance. This is a very ignorant thing to say. He has been on an upward trend the past couple of years. You have no idea what happened today. Whatever the infraction was, it was not bad enough for his team to want to let him go. That, we do know.Note to self: Whenever the post is pure stupid, check for the absence of an Ag Tag. Social Media Influencer In reply to C@LAg • 8:55p You guys think maybe he's doing this because it's the right time for him to finally entertain MLB offers? I've always said that I could see him as a shortstop or 2nd basemen, possibly a left fielder or 1st baseman, but could also see him pitching or playing 3rd. TheDraw 2:32p AG I maybe of this lone opinion but........**** Canada. Who the hell plays with 12 players and has the football field that is the equivalent of a Knox painting. Push your damn goal posts back. There is only ONE 50 yard line. Price your chicken wraps accordingly. Thank god I can see Johnny play on American soil. WELCOME HOME JOHNNY! Edited February 28, 20196 yr by Beau Vine
February 28, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Bullneck said: I tried to create another account at TexAgs since my regular one is banned for 30 days. They have a two step verification process to weed out trolls like me. Apparently they have thin skins. The sound like a collection of maroon bloody cunts. 21 minutes ago, Junior Miller said: Do you know how much cocaine gets snorted by the giant nose of the United States? By the time it gets north there's nothing left but baking soda mixed with Splenda. I seriously doubt that the coke that goes to Canadian comes through the USA. I would almost guarantee that it comes through the ports of Vancouver. A lot of illegal shit comes through the ports of Vancouver* (*no, I have absolute zero proof or even links) and I'd bet that much of what hits Seattle** comes from there as well. (**note, still no proof of anything)
February 28, 20196 yr Is Johnny Manziel’s Wife The Latest To Be Exposed As A Road Race Cheat? Yes, We Thinks She Is by LetsRun.comFebruary 27, 2019 The LetsRun.com community has outed what looks like another road race course cutter and this time is is Bre Tiesi-Manziel – wife of former Texas A&M QB star Johnny Manziel. History has shown us with the likes of Kip Litton, Mike Rossi and Robert Young, that in this day and age of chip timing, if you cheat in a road race, there is a high chance you are going to get exposed. Earlier this afternoon, a LetsRun visitor posting under the unregistered name of “ridiknick” posted that Bre’s splits from Divas Half Marathon on February 16th, defy logic. That poster is correct. Bre’s splits According to the race’s timing website, Bre covered the first 6.4 miles in 1:31:29 (14:15 min/per mile). However, she didn’t record an 11 mile split but ended up at the finish (13.1094 miles) in 1:58:22. That defies logic. That would mean that Bre ran the final 6.7 miles of the half marathon in 26:54 – which is faster than any human has ever run for 6.7 miles as it averages out to be 4:00.7 per mile pace. Since the course map (h/t harambe) reveals that the 6.4 mile split is very close to the finish line, we imagine Mrs. Manziel just decided to take a short cut so she could celebrate with some wine: Edited February 28, 20196 yr by Beau Vine
February 28, 20196 yr 4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: Is Johnny Manziel’s Wife The Latest To Be Exposed As A Road Race Cheat? Yes, We Thinks She Is by LetsRun.comFebruary 27, 2019 The LetsRun.com community has outed what looks like another road race course cutter and this time is is Bre Tiesi-Manziel – wife of former Texas A&M QB star Johnny Manziel. History has shown us with the likes of Kip Litton, Mike Rossi and Robert Young, that in this day and age of chip timing, if you cheat in a road race, there is a high chance you are going to get exposed. Earlier this afternoon, a LetsRun visitor posting under the unregistered name of “ridiknick” posted that Bre’s splits from Divas Half Marathon on February 16th, defy logic. That poster is correct. Bre’s splits According to the race’s timing website, Bre covered the first 6.4 miles in 1:31:29 (14:15 min/per mile). However, she didn’t record an 11 mile split but ended up at the finish (13.1094 miles) in 1:58:22. That defies logic. That would mean that Bre ran the final 6.7 miles of the half marathon in 26:54 – which is faster than any human has ever run for 6.7 miles as it averages out to be 4:00.7 per mile pace. Since the course map (h/t harambe) reveals that the 6.4 mile split is very close to the finish line, we imagine Mrs. Manziel just decided to take a short cut so she could celebrate with some wine: She seems like kind of a hot whore who went to the same plastic surgeon as Megan Fox. Edited February 28, 20196 yr by Napoleon
February 28, 20196 yr On 6/17/2018 at 2:04 AM, Augustus said: Could be worse, I suppose. Like, if he had been cut by a CFL team. 😎 This did not age well.
February 28, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, Bullneck said: I tried to create another account at TexAgs since my regular one is banned for 30 days. They have a two step verification process to weed out trolls like me. Apparently they have thin skins. https://smsreceivefree.com/
February 28, 20196 yr can I see a show of hands of who all thinks Johnny Manziel's still a real cool dude? those of you that were douchebagging it up seven years ago, you still onboard with Goodtime Johnny?
February 28, 20196 yr 4 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said: can I see a show of hands of who all thinks Johnny Manziel's still a real cool dude? those of you that were douchebagging it up seven years ago, you still onboard with Goodtime Johnny? Yeah, those of you that were also drafted in the first round of the NFL draft? Would love to hear some feedback on this one.
February 28, 20196 yr 4 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said: Yeah, those of you that were also drafted in the first round of the NFL draft? Would love to hear some feedback on this one. you're making the sample size a lot smaller
February 28, 20196 yr 47 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said: can I see a show of hands of who all thinks Johnny Manziel's still a real cool dude? those of you that were douchebagging it up seven years ago, you still onboard with Goodtime Johnny? username on point
February 28, 20196 yr At this point, it's almost fascinating. Shaggy/Surly is full of some real assholes who really hate A&M. Almost every single one of you predicted some sort of epic train wreck once Johnny left college. Yet he's managed to exceed even the wildest, off-the-wall, batshit crazy future forecasts. It's hard to even fathom this much failure and embarrassment...even from an addict. I wonder how many celebrities had to change their numbers to get him the fuck off their phones. Edited February 28, 20196 yr by aggie08
February 28, 20196 yr 11 minutes ago, aggie08 said: I wonder how many celebrities had to change their numbers to get him the fuck off their phones. or subscribe him to Cat Facts
February 28, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, aggie08 said: At this point, it's almost fascinating. Shaggy/Surly is full of some real assholes who really hate A&M. Almost every single one of you predicted some sort of epic train wreck once Johnny left college. Yet he's managed to exceed even the wildest, off-the-wall, batshit crazy future forecasts. Congratulations? Put it on the wall?
February 28, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, aggie08 said: At this point, it's almost fascinating. Shaggy/Surly is full of some real assholes who really hate A&M. Almost every single one of you predicted some sort of epic train wreck once Johnny left college. Yet he's managed to exceed even the wildest, off-the-wall, batshit crazy future forecasts. It's hard to even fathom this much failure and embarrassment...even from an addict. I wonder how many celebrities had to change their numbers to get him the fuck off their phones.
February 28, 20196 yr Lulz. So this nitwit could see JFF playing 1B, 2B, 3B, SS, or P ... in MLB. Well, hell. Why not LF, CF, RF, or DH too then?
February 28, 20196 yr 3 minutes ago, wood said: Lulz. So this nitwit could see JFF playing 1B, 2B, 3B, SS, or P ... in MLB. Well, hell. Why not LF, CF, RF, or DH too then? Well, he is a tool. Just not a 5 tool player.
February 28, 20196 yr 13 hours ago, Napoleon said: She seems like kind of a hot whore who went to the same plastic surgeon as Megan Fox. Jesus, that doesnt even look like the same chick. Chick in the pink looks asian & not so jacked up by the cosmetic work.
February 28, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, wood said: Jesus, that doesnt even look like the same chick. Chick in the pink looks asian & not so jacked up by the cosmetic work. Pink??
February 28, 20196 yr 12 minutes ago, wood said: Lulz. So this nitwit could see JFF playing 1B, 2B, 3B, SS, or P ... in MLB. Well, hell. Why not LF, CF, RF, or DH too then? 8 minutes ago, Macanudo said: Well, he is a tool. Just not a 5 tool player.
February 28, 20196 yr I don’t know about you guys. But, I find the idea of foosball trying to handle a Bryce Harper liner hit at his head while he is stoned at 2nd intrigues me. The colossal lutz of the possibility of it going reservoir dog on him and ripping off some appendage while he had that Alfred E Newman grin on his face would be pretty fucking cool to watch. Matter of fact. Just stand his dumb ass out there during the 7th inning stretch and charge fans $5 for five swings to see if you can decleat his ass. Winner gets a free dinner from that glory hole chicken place in college station.
February 28, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, aggie08 said: Shaggy/Surly is full of some real assholes who really hate A&M. I’d like to enter a plea of extra guilty
February 28, 20196 yr 4 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said: I’d like to enter a plea of extra guilty Yep. Fuck aggy.
February 28, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, aggie08 said: At this point, it's almost fascinating. Shaggy/Surly is full of some real assholes who really hate A&M. Almost every single one of you predicted some sort of epic train wreck once Johnny left college. Yet he's managed to exceed even the wildest, off-the-wall, batshit crazy future forecasts. It's hard to even fathom this much failure and embarrassment...even from an addict. I wonder how many celebrities had to change their numbers to get him the fuck off their phones. Just say what you mean. You think he’s a bigger flame out than Vince ever was. Advantage aggy.
February 28, 20196 yr 6 minutes ago, tejas60 said: it's bullets dude. didn't you see the 1 - 4? sooooooo stoooooopid Dang. My bad. Oh, and lulz at this idiocy: "I am a full-time athlete". Working out somewhat regularly, being anorexic or bulimic, and making regular trips to the plastic surgeon do not make you a full-time athlete.
February 28, 20196 yr Is Johnny Manziel’s Wife The Latest To Be Exposed As A Road Race Cheat? Yes, We Thinks She Is by LetsRun.comFebruary 27, 2019 The LetsRun.com community has outed what looks like another road race course cutter and this time is is Bre Tiesi-Manziel – wife of former Texas A&M QB star Johnny Manziel. History has shown us with the likes of Kip Litton, Mike Rossi and Robert Young, that in this day and age of chip timing, if you cheat in a road race, there is a high chance you are going to get exposed. Earlier this afternoon, a LetsRun visitor posting under the unregistered name of “ridiknick” posted that Bre’s splits from Divas Half Marathon on February 16th, defy logic. That poster is correct. Bre’s splits According to the race’s timing website, Bre covered the first 6.4 miles in 1:31:29 (14:15 min/per mile). However, she didn’t record an 11 mile split but ended up at the finish (13.1094 miles) in 1:58:22. That defies logic. That would mean that Bre ran the final 6.7 miles of the half marathon in 26:54 – which is faster than any human has ever run for 6.7 miles as it averages out to be 4:00.7 per mile pace. Since the course map (h/t harambe) reveals that the 6.4 mile split is very close to the finish line, we imagine Mrs. Manziel just decided to take a short cut so she could celebrate with some wine: [/url] Sheep be fast runners stupid sip.
February 28, 20196 yr At this point, it's almost fascinating. Shaggy/Surly is full of some real assholes who really hate A&M. Almost every single one of you predicted some sort of epic train wreck once Johnny left college. Yet he's managed to exceed even the wildest, off-the-wall, batshit crazy future forecasts. It's hard to even fathom this much failure and embarrassment...even from an addict. I wonder how many celebrities had to change their numbers to get him the fuck off their phones. Hate A&M? No dude, who could hate this...
February 28, 20196 yr Still wanna know what this ass hat did to lose his job? He wasted beer n donuts, eh.
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