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#651
10 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

How may leagues can he fail in?

1. NFL

2. CFL

3. AAF

4. EFL

Bonus Round: XFL

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#653
12 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

How may leagues can he fail in?

Has he tried the Spring Break Beach League..? 😏 

 

#654

Sensing a pattern...He has managed to survive  whenever his team was able to ignore rules and accountability ( Tivy, aggy).  But if he's in a league that actually demands rules be followed, he's SOL.

#656
14 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

The AAF, in its first season, said Manziel will report to Memphis on Sunday. 

or, like, you know, late Monday

I mean St. Paddy's Day and all that

maybe Tuesday, just to be sure

#657
Sensing a pattern...He has managed to survive  whenever his team was able to ignore rules and accountability ( Tivy, aggy).  But if he's in a league that actually demands rules be followed, he's SOL.

Leave Tivy out of it. Them’s fighting words sir.
#659
Johnny and Singletary are going to get along like peas and carrots.


And oil and water....
And bleach and ammonia
#661

Looking forward to seeing if he can top his interception numbers from his CFL debut.

#663
14 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Memphis is about to be known as the place where TWO drug addicts died while taking a shit. 

Johnny's motel room won't be on the tour though.

#665
6 hours ago, RPM said:

Johnny and Singletary are going to get along like peas and carrots.

Somebody gonna get dey carrot peed on...

#668

Looking forward to Johnny's wife taking the record for the Memphis marathon.

#669
25 minutes ago, Deej said:

Looking forward to Johnny's wife taking the record for the Memphis marathon.

Yes, she really learned how to hump it.  

#670
19 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

He's going for the record folks... 

Unprecedented failure champeen. 

Mehhhh, not so fast, amigo...

Squints' dad, Gale Gilbert, was backup QB in five Superbowls, and was 0-5. Other than being the Cal starter in the game that ended with a victory over their big rival and their big-time QB - some guy named Elway. The famed Rugby Return through the Stanford team AND band, which came out on the field in the middle of the runback when the clock hit 00:00. 

 

#672
1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

Mehhhh, not so fast, amigo...

Squints' dad, Gale Gilbert, was backup QB in five Superbowls, and was 0-5. Other than being the Cal starter in the game that ended with a victory over their big rival and their big-time QB - some guy named Elway. The famed Rugby Return through the Stanford team AND band, which came out on the field in the middle of the runback when the clock hit 00:00. 

 

Well hell, looks like he failed again.

#677
On 3/17/2019 at 2:15 PM, demos said:

Johnny's motel room won't be on the tour though.

Hell yes it will.   Since Memphis is in SEC Country, the room will be turned into a shrine to all things Aggie and Manziel.   It will become tradition to visit. 

#679

Aggy boy jersey sales gonna single handedly save that league. Charge admission to Memphis midnight yell?

#683
3 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Say it ain’t so. Wuh happen?  I thought those two were forever?

#689
1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

Say it ain’t so. Wuh happen?  I thought those two were forever?

If a narcissistic bipolar dope fiend and narcissistic marathon cheat can’t work it out that doesn’t bode well for the rest of us 

#690

Hard to fathom that a guy who takes online classes and a gal that runs online marathons couldn't make it work.

#697
3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

5 figure football contracts and an apartment in Memphis not cutting the mustard for her?

But think of the car deals she’ll be missing out on from Johnny’s “wealthy” car salesman dad. 

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