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    Johnny’s not divorcing. He’s just running out of marriage.

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7 hours ago, MrBig said:

Like the fella once said

Aint that a kick in the head?

 

19 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Manziel knocked out of game in 1st half from taking a knee to his head......

Just showed him during 2nd half sitting on a chair in the endzone tunnel eating some stadium food.... maybe nachos.  


 

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Johnny Nacho

Nacho team anymore!!!

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When your body is a Ferrari, you don't fill it with regular, ol' unleaded. Racing fuel only for Johnny Football.
54 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

he is angling for a Taco Bell commercial deal

He is angling for a job at Taco Bell.

Just now, Rabidhorn said:

He is angling for a job at Taco Bell.

you think he knows how to make nachos?

much less the fancy shit like an enchirito

Do they know how to make nachos in Memphis?   That may have been pulled pork on Fritos.  

Just now, lemonandaturd said:

Do they know how to make nachos in Memphis?   That may have been pulled pork on Fritos.  

skyline nachos?

Dingo ate his game 

2 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

you think he knows how to make nachos?

much less the fancy shit like an enchirito

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3 hours ago, Eastwood said:
6 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

When your body is a Ferrari, you don't fill it with regular, ol' unleaded. Racing fuel only for Johnny Football.

Thanks. Nachos just shot out of my nose 

if God dwells inside Johnny Manziel like some people say, I hope He likes nachos, because that's what He's getting

6 hours ago, Rabidhorn said:

He is angling for a job at Taco Bell.

Don't some of them sell beer now? 

55 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

if God dwells inside Johnny Manziel like some people say, I hope He likes nachos, because that's what He's getting

Deep Thoughts, by Swandered Talent. 

44 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Johnny mccry?
Carty football?

Of all the things that piss me off about aggy I think that's tops.  

9 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Of all the things that piss me off about aggy I think that's tops.  

But they're the classiest fans in the country...just ask them

Johnny Footbawl's "finna be" ex wife..?

 

On 3/17/2019 at 9:53 AM, Neonmoon said:

1. NFL

2. CFL

3. AAF

4. EFL

Bonus Round: XFL

Looks like it might be time to make another strike through on this list 

JFF  was rocking this sweet jacket Sunday night at a LA nightclub. $2,500 retail

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10 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Last two posts are beautiful.

”Save your money and keep your head up.”

...while sporting that sweet jacket.

He just needs to have another signing to get paid by all the pathetic house dads in Katy.

46 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

JFF  was rocking this sweet jacket Sunday night at a LA nightclub. $2,500 retail

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Concussion on Saturday, nightclub on Sunday?

Financial advice to co-workers on Monday.

3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Concussion on Saturday, nightclub on Sunday?

Financial advice to co-workers on Monday.

You forgot his medical nachos. They fixed his head right up.

51 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

JFF  was rocking this sweet jacket Sunday night at a LA nightclub. $2,500 retail

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So Manziel arrives just in time to kill the AAF??

Maybe the Raiders will sign him for 2020??

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NFL: 258 att 147 comp 7 TD 7 INT 1,675 yards

CFL: 165 att 106 comp 5 TD 7 INT 1,290 yards

AAF: 8 att 5 comp 0 TD 1 INT 61 yards

9 minutes ago, Player said:

NFL: 258 att 147 comp 7 TD 7 INT 1,675 yards

CFL: 165 att 106 comp 5 TD 7 INT 1,290 yards

AAF: 8 att 5 comp 0 TD 1 INT 61 yards

These leagues don't deserve him.  

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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I can't hear you with George Washington talking in my ear.

15 minutes ago, smwhorn said:

These leagues don't deserve him.  

I don't know, the NFL has done some pretty shitty things over the years, they might deserve him. There's nothing the Canadians did to call for being stuck with him, though.

I can't hear you with George Washington talking in my ear.

Looks like a bunch of Monopoly money.

Poor Johnny looks likes being a stunt double for gay porn maybe his last hope for stardom?

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

(He's quoting a Manziel tweet there.)

 

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