April 3, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Bullneck said: I can't hear you with George Washington talking in my ear.
April 3, 20196 yr 12 hours ago, TonyTexas said: JFF was rocking this sweet jacket Sunday night at a LA nightclub. $2,500 retail Dude is gonna Rocko that jacket first thing in the morning. "Uh, I'd like to return this jacket, as you can see the price tag is still attached."
April 3, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, F250 said: Dude is gonna Rocko that jacket first thing in the morning. "Uh, I'd like to return this jacket, as you can see the price tag is still attached." "Excuse me, I'd like to return this jacket." "Certainly. May I ask why?" "For spite."
April 3, 20196 yr 10 hours ago, Parliament said: (He's quoting a Manziel tweet there.) guys name is DickTator?
April 3, 20196 yr 17 hours ago, Parliament said: (He's quoting a Manziel tweet there.) Johnny Death Pool?
April 3, 20196 yr On 3/17/2019 at 9:53 AM, Neonmoon said: 1. NFL 2. CFL 3. AAF 4. EFL Bonus Round: XFL Johnny has played in and failed in 3 out of 5 leagues.
April 3, 20196 yr Go ahead and get him a 6 foot table for every weekend in the Katy Mall since he doesnt have a job any longer.
April 8, 20196 yr So wait, I just realized that Johnny Football was confessing to a dude named Dick Tater?
April 8, 20196 yr On 4/2/2019 at 9:22 PM, BurntEyes said: Lulz, he can fleece the morons in that shithole of a town where aggy resides for at least a decade or three. Well, except I don’t think he likes being anywhere near there.
April 8, 20196 yr 8 minutes ago, BurntEyes said: Ha, he's not going to live there, just do "appearances" to stimulate them and simultaneously take their money. He thought he had a hologram lined up but spending time in College Station was a dealbreaker for it
April 8, 20196 yr On 4/3/2019 at 1:10 PM, Neonmoon said: Johnny has played in and failed in 3 out of 5 leagues. And one league failed when he joined. Hmmmmmm... But he got some nachos!
April 8, 20196 yr On 4/2/2019 at 3:54 PM, ButtFumble said: is All American Burger hiring Dennis?....asking for a former pro QB I'd hire him just because I know i'd get to fire him soon thereafter
April 8, 20196 yr Manziel was on the Dan Patrick show this morning. Apparently he goes by "John" now - putting the Johnny phase of his life behind him, he said. DP asked him straight up why he was kicked out of the CFL and Manziel spun some stupid ass response, completely dodging the question. Still can't own his mistakes.
April 8, 20196 yr Author God dammit. I’m not updating the thread title. Maybe when he changes it to Juan. Or Juanny.
April 8, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, BlueGreySky said: Apparently he goes by "John" now - putting the Johnny phase of his life behind him He's all growed up now.
April 8, 20196 yr Did John discuss his future business plans for sucking redass aggy dick for cash at the Katy Mall? Asking for an aggy friend, of course.
April 8, 20196 yr Its time for John to figure out if he can charge more to suck an aggy's dick, or to let an aggy suck his dick. Or perhaps the variety pack is the way to maximize earnings.
April 8, 20196 yr 37 minutes ago, Deej said: I think "John" is more appropriate for the guys whose dicks he'll be sucking. I think "Billy" is more appropriate for that.
April 9, 20196 yr It should be Johnson Manziel. Since he’ll be signing lots of aggy johnsons for cash soon.
April 9, 20196 yr Nice story arc going on for Manziel. Spend your whole life preparing for a high paying high profile job that has only a few dozen available openings, behaving as if you were one of the top two or three guys, so good you don't even have to work at it... and it turns out you aren't even one of the top two or three hundred. Would be interesting to see how TexAgs are spinning this whole thing. Wait...wait... Naah, it wouldn't. It's pretty much over - isn't it? Who's got a sequel?
April 9, 20196 yr I'm weak. When (not if) he legally changes his name to Juan Mexico, I'm immediately jumping back on the bandwagon with both feet.
April 9, 20196 yr 20 hours ago, BlueGreySky said: Manziel was on the Dan Patrick show this morning. Apparently he goes by "John" now - putting the Johnny phase of his life behind him, he said. DP asked him straight up why he was kicked out of the CFL and Manziel spun some stupid ass response, completely dodging the question. Still can't own his mistakes. He's still running out the same "I've turned the page, putting my full attention towards the sport I love, learned from my mistakes, ready to work, yadda yadda yadda" horseshit that he's had memorized for 7 years.
April 9, 20196 yr 21 hours ago, BlueGreySky said: DP asked him straight up why he was kicked out of the CFL and Manziel spun some stupid ass response, completely dodging the question. Still can't own his mistakes. "Well, Dan, I'm not very good at football, my attitude sucks, and I have a tendency to get fucked up and embarrass myself and the team in public. Honestly, I don't even like football anymore. Everybody's bigger and faster now than they were at Southwestern Louisiana State and Lamar. So I can run good against them. Ya know? If I'm honest, I'm just hoping for one more contract so I can do some blow with some strippers for a couple more years. Then I'll go to rehab and try to get on Dancing with the Stars, and if that doesn't work, I'll coach high school ball and steal painkillers from the team doc like Ryan Leaf. Where is he these days, anyway? I would party with that dude, you know what I'm sayin? White power. Wait, shit. Can you edit that last part out?" Edited April 9, 20196 yr by TexArcher
April 9, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, aggie08 said: He's still running out the same "I've turned the page, putting my full attention towards the sport I love, learned from my mistakes, ready to work, yadda yadda yadda" horseshit that he's had memorized for 7 years. You only get to rehab (no pun intended) your image using that line one time, for a very short period of time. After that, it's confirmed as being as hollow as everyone suspects the first time they hear it. At his age, there are better and cheaper backup QB options and most of them don't come with his (figurative) rap sheet. There's no reason for him to ever get another shot at a meaningful QB job.
April 9, 20196 yr You only get to rehab (no pun intended) your image using that line one time, for a very short period of time. After that, it's confirmed as being as hollow as everyone suspects the first time they hear it. At his age, there are better and cheaper backup QB options and most of them don't come with his (figurative) rap sheet. There's no reason for him to ever get another shot at a meaningful QB job.Username checks out...
April 9, 20196 yr As a nod to his Kerrville German roots, he should go by Hans Manziel. And as a nod to your roots you should go by Sur de Austin...
April 9, 20196 yr 6 hours ago, South Austin said: As a nod to his Kerrville German roots, he should go by Hans Manziel. Yer mom nods on my root
April 9, 20196 yr 6 hours ago, South Austin said: As a nod to his Kerrville German roots, he should go by Hans Manziel.
April 9, 20196 yr 43 minutes ago, futureman said: When Johnny saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer. The benefits of an aggy education.
April 9, 20196 yr Popular Post Probably belongs in the wife thread but this was my favorite text exchange with Mrs. Brown Water. She was with a friend at the Justin Timberlake concert.
April 10, 20196 yr I hear he is going to shorten his other names to foot from football and man from manziel so now he will be john foot man
April 10, 20196 yr 6 hours ago, Mileslong said: And as a nod to your roots you should go by Sur de Austin... Sud would work better.
April 10, 20196 yr 6 hours ago, Mileslong said: And as a nod to your roots you should go by Sur de Austin...
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