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    I will be humbly removing myself from the Heisman trophy ceremony until they give Reggie Bush’s trophy to Vince Young.

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    Johnny’s not divorcing. He’s just running out of marriage.

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Every other year before ‘Bama he can park an RV at the CS Hooters.

23 hours ago, South Austin said:

As a nod to his Kerrville German roots, he should go by Hans Manziel. 

As a nod to his Syrian ancestry, he should change his name to Yahia X. Might even still have eligibility if aggy's Qatar campus has any sports teams. How well does he ride a camel?

12 hours ago, F250 said:

A summary of Manziel's life.

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It was nice of John to dress up for this public appearance.

John F. Manziel

"Jackoff" familiarly 

 

 

Fify aggy boy

 

 

 

I always like seeing Alabama lose. Not that it changed the overall season for either team that much. But it gave so much hope to aggy.  So much hope for the future.  

On 4/9/2019 at 9:27 PM, Llano Estacado said:

 


Every other year before ‘Bama he can park an RV at the CS Hooters.

 

 

 

 

 

I banged one of Daly's fiances right before he met her.  Or at least I hope it was before...

22 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I always like seeing Alabama lose. Not that it changed the overall season for either team that much. But it gave so much hope to aggy.  So much hope for the future.  

now take a second and imagine A&M didn't have that one win over Alabama, or the tied-for-fifth Top 5 finish, or Manziel's Heisman

With what we've learned, this only gets better with time. Now we know how much these words hurt fuckfaces fragile psyche. 

 

5 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:
6 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:
what coach is that not true of?

Ditka, you twatwaffle aggy boy.

 

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On 4/9/2019 at 6:35 AM, 'stache said:

It should be Johnson Manziel. Since he’ll be signing lots of aggy johnsons for cash soon.

Signing?

On 4/25/2019 at 1:57 PM, Machinator said:

 

Somebody doesn't know that he's now a nobody.

On 4/25/2019 at 2:57 PM, Machinator said:

 

Coaching:  I vote "Yes," as everything about his career screams "mentor" and "tactician" and "mechanics" and "fundamentals."

Announcing: I admit I've never heard him say a word but I'd have to also say "Yes" since he's a student of the game and probably majored in Communication.

 
You all laugh, but if you think some high school in bcs wouldn't do it you haven't been paying attention.

Thankfully he hates it there so it's unlikely to happen.

Imagine John having to show up at 7:00 am every weekday in BFE for two-a-days in August.  Gig wouldn't last very long.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Still deciding which he likes better, John Microphone or John Whistle. 

Lucci meat whistle?  

Coach Manziel: No, no, no, kid! You had press coverage on the outside and the safety was cheating up, so you had a one on one match up. You gotta do what I used to do in that situation: hold on to the ball for too long and scramble around behind my linemen, then toss up a jump ball to a first round pick WR. That's your first read! Your second read is across your body into the crossing route that's covered by two LBs and the nickel playing zone. If that doesn't work, just go back to the bench and hit yourself in the head with the clipboard.

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  • 5 weeks later...

He’s got an infinite number of “plan Bs.”

50 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

He’s got an infinite number of “plan Bs.”

Well to be fair, he only knows the first two letters of the alphabet. 

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

He’s got an infinite number of “plan Bs.”

I bet he’s bought a lot of plan B over the years. 

Hey now, let’s not go judging people too harshly for that. Shit hits a little too close to home 

well he has stayed out of trouble so far this "John" name change thing is really working for him

Reminds me of Lindsey Lohan tweeting out about wanting to do a sequel to the Parent Trap. Basically two losers who have made themselves unemployable trolling for work. 

On 4/3/2019 at 1:10 PM, Neonmoon said:
 

1. NFL

2. CFL

3. AAF

4. XFL

Bonus Round: EFL

Updated the chart to put XFL before Europe league. 

 

On 4/28/2019 at 1:29 PM, Bill Lumbergh said:

You all laugh, but if you think some high school in bcs wouldn't do it you haven't been paying attention.
 

uh, no they wouldn't

Coach Johnny can teach kids how to do lines of coke off hookers asses.

Was it ever leaked why he was banned from the cfl?

aggy say because he was headed to the afl or what ever that league was.
3 hours ago, markstanco said:

Was it ever leaked why he was banned from the cfl?

Maybe they realized they couldn't afford to put that level of quarterback play on tv and remain a viable league?

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Coach Johnny can teach kids how to do lines of coke off hookers asses.

JOHN.......COACH JOHN!!!!!

Manziel shows impressive attention to detail here. Sure, he's rolling up the bill nice and tight for what I assuming is optimum snorting. But that's not the main thing here. Tucking the chain inside the shirt is a pro move. Who wants that thing swinging back and forth when you're trying to get a bump? Details people...details

 

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see below in non-toot mode

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maybe a strength and conditioning role somehwere

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Damn, Liucci follows that dude around everywhere.

1 hour ago, Mach 1 said:

Damn, Liucci follows that dude around everywhere.

Well, they're lovers, so.

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