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    I will be humbly removing myself from the Heisman trophy ceremony until they give Reggie Bush’s trophy to Vince Young.

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    Johnny’s not divorcing. He’s just running out of marriage.

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22 hours ago, markstanco said:

Was it ever leaked why he was banned from the cfl?

Thought one of the posters that was knowledgeable about the CFL said domestic violence is about the only thing, without prison time, that earns a league wide ban.

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"It's a stone's throw from College Station," he said. "A lot of Aggies drove from Houston to College Station. Houston's a great city that'll always be near and dear to me."

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12 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Thought one of the posters that was knowledgeable about the CFL said domestic violence is about the only thing, without prison time, that earns a league wide ban.

Johnny had some contractual obligations he had to fulfill when he joined the CFL, among them drug testing.  Was being tested for recreational drugs and Lithium IIRC.  Was supposed to be drug tested in the off season too.  Team officials couldn't get ahold of him at some point and he was incommunicado I believe.  I think Montreal tried to work with him but Johnny didn't want to play by their rules anymore.  Of course aggy says Johnny voided the contract intentionally so he could play in 'Merica.

On 6/9/2019 at 8:50 PM, Mach 1 said:

Damn, Liucci follows that dude around everywhere.

Nothing else to do in aggieland...

9 hours ago, kopp0e said:

Nothing else to do in aggieland...

Are you forgetting Animal Husbandry? (In every sense of the word?)

On 6/10/2019 at 9:00 PM, Matuka said:

 I think Montreal tried to work with him but Johnny didn't want to play by their rules anymore.  Of course aggy says Johnny voided the contract intentionally so he could play in 'Merica.

Im so glad that worked out so well for him...

38 minutes ago, Sock Drawer said:

Are you forgetting Animal Husbandry? (In every sense of the word?)

once you go wack, you never go back

  • 2 months later...

Well, looks like he’s still alive.

Did they shoot that at the dealership his dad works at?

Free jorts and jersey with every policy.

Johnny, coffee is for closers GIF

Wow, there's actually an insurance company targeting a dumber clientele than even Liberty Mutual.

he is already giving up on "John"

I can see buying low quality insurance from a guy called John, but not Johnny

2 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Wow, there's actually an insurance company targeting a dumber clientele than even Liberty Mutual.

In other words, aggy. 

All them maroon pick em up trucks ain't gonna insure themselves. 

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Hello, I'm Johnny Maziel. I've become a joke, and it's all I have left to make money on. So let's laugh at me together.

This ought to keep him out of a real job for another year or so.

Why isn’t his Heisman on the desk? And there’s no way that coffee mug isn’t full of booze.

Why isn’t his Heisman on the desk? And there’s no way that coffee mug isn’t full of booze.

Coffee mug could be full of codeine.

It's funny. They aggy/bama game from a couple of years ago where Manziel went off is being replayed right now.

seeing the aggy pinnacle while knowing that a few short years later they would have a new coach, manziel is doing shitty commercials and the program is cleaning up with 3 stars on the recruiting trail makes me happy.

3 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

It's funny. They aggy/bama game from a couple of   7 years ago where Manziel went off is being replayed right now.

seeing the aggy pinnacle while knowing that a few short years later they would have a new coach, manziel is doing shitty commercials and the program is cleaning up with 3 stars on the recruiting trail makes me happy.

fixed

3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

fixed

I am old, 7 years feels like a couple.

16 hours ago, demos said:

Well, looks like he’s still alive.

Did they shoot that at the dealership his dad works at?

Alive yes, but wearing the suit his grandfather wore at his great grandfathers funeral.

1 hour ago, futureman said:

he may be a train wreck but he’s got charisma. 

You spelt "chlamydia" incorrectly.

True story.

I was out to dinner recently and a homeless person was out on the street, looked up at me and said "Draft Manziel", he then followed up by offering to suck my dick for $5.

That homeless man was Johnny Manziel.

 

True story.
I was out to dinner recently and a homeless person was out on the street, looked up at me and said "Draft Manziel", he then followed up by offering to suck my dick for $5.
That homeless man was Johnny Manziel.
 

Did he spit or swallow?
15 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Coffee mug could be full of codeine.

sizzurp

On 8/12/2019 at 8:09 PM, Machinator said:

 

Let's face it: it took some humility to do that commercial.

Prolly tree fiddy
Someone was going to say it.


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On 8/13/2019 at 9:52 AM, BurntEyes said:

Please define "real job" which JEightball is going to end up in post the last dying light of his celebrity. 

Two words :  Keller and Williams 

He should sell his presence at Aggy weddings  and E Tx Walmart Grand Openings.  He could easily get $20/hr.  

5 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

He should sell his presence at Aggy weddings  and E Tx Walmart Grand Openings.  He could easily get $20/hr.  

yeah he’ll always be able to carve out a life in college station.  and let’s face it, that university owes him millions. 


aggy say because he was headed to the afl or what ever that league was.
anal fisting league?
could be a deepfake or a hologram like Tupac
Wut? You seem stupid.

Coffee mug could be full of codeine.
Coffee mug IS full of jizz.
4 hours ago, Pimphand said:

 

Good move for Direct Auto. The Looch business model. Lines are jammed with aggy car owners switching from Geico.

Does this mean daddy98 will be a direct auto agent soon?

Still think he will be operating a swap shop on Hwy 31 at the Gregg County line 

2 hours ago, Wishbone said:

Good move for Direct Auto. The Looch business model. Lines are jammed with aggy car owners switching from Geico.

I guess you haven't heard what The General had to say about aggy?

  • 2 weeks later...

Advertising Director: "I'd like a couple of cheap celebrities."

Talent Agent: "Well, I have a couple of scratch and dents..."

 

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