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Trivia Question: Who has done more cocaine? Tonya Harding or Johnny Manziel?

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    I will be humbly removing myself from the Heisman trophy ceremony until they give Reggie Bush’s trophy to Vince Young.

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    Johnny’s not divorcing. He’s just running out of marriage.

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Just now, Underdog said:

Tonya looking good or is that airbrush talking? 

I think it’s you drinking too much talking.

Tonya looking good or is that airbrush talking? 
Airbrush?

More like paint roller.

The sex tape will make some serious dough.

Tonya looking good or is that airbrush talking? 

She ain’t ever looked good hoss.
18 hours ago, Underdog said:

Tonya looking good or is that airbrush talking? 

That’s your Kentucky talking

4 hours ago, 'stache said:

The sex tape will make some serious dough.

what’s wrong with you

4 hours ago, 'stache said:

The sex tape will make some serious dough.

Somebody call Case, quick!

 

 

 

 

 

 


EDIT: Tell him to bring a baseball bat, too...

John has the thousand yard stare. What just happened? Oh my God. It's over.

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4 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


She ain’t ever looked good hoss.

Hush. 

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That’s your Kentucky talking

She does look a bit like my sister....  hmmmm. 

22 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

Airbrush?

More like paint roller.

And a gallon of spackle.

On 8/31/2019 at 1:01 PM, DallasHorn26 said:

Hahaha. Adding Tonya Harding just takes this to 11. 117fa5a831b443c8cfa6f677db4a919e.jpg

Do they cover your significant other flipping out and cutting your Achilles in the middle of the night? If not, pass.

On 8/31/2019 at 3:04 PM, Underdog said:

Nah.  I'm sober. 

Welp, then your cock is hammered.

On 8/18/2019 at 8:50 PM, number6 said:

Still think he will be operating a swap shop on Hwy 31 at the Gregg County line 

As long as Smith County is still dry he will be working in Gregg County.

On 8/18/2019 at 8:50 PM, number6 said:

Still think he will be operating a swap shop on Hwy 31 at the Gregg County line 

 

On 9/3/2019 at 9:28 PM, HenryJames said:

 

The best part isn't showing up...

 

^^^^^^^^

That's an aggy recruit.  See Tell Me About Texas A&M thread.

Property values in the area went up after the disappearance of the Johnny Football uniform.

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TMZ:


It's officially splitsville for Johnny Manziel and Bre Tiesi ... 'cause the model has filed for divorce, TMZ Sports has learned.

We knew this was coming ... Bre and Johnny broke up earlier this year after only a year of marriage.

Tiesi called Manziel out for allegedly cheating on her ... saying, "vows were broken."

Bre filed docs Wednesday morning in Los Angeles ... which starts the process of officially ending the marriage.

Johnny and Bre started dating in 2016 ... and got married shortly after.

The star quarterback previously credited Tiesi with saving his life ... while he worked to beat off the field demons.

Shortly after they broke up, Manziel spoke with TMZ Sports about the split, saying ... "This is all very, very personal and very sad."

"I appreciate everyone who has been so supportive of both of us and I would just ask that everyone respect our privacy at this difficult time."

"My hope is to put my head down and be allowed to focus on work and what is required of me on the football field."

i don't think anything is required of him on the football field. he should probably focus on something else. 

14 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i don't think anything is required of him on the football field. he should probably focus on something else. 

Is there all that much difference between Tru-Coat and Right Rust Guard?

31 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

The star quarterback previously credited Tiesi with saving his life ... while he worked to beat off the field demons.

Beating off field demons is no joke, regardless of if he's talking about demons that come from the field or come on the field, so she almost certainly did save his life. 

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Good job dumbass.  You probably cheated on her with some cow at a Katy Mall signing in front of the Foot Locker

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3 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

TMZ:

 ... while he worked to beat off the field demons.
 

They played Wake Forest?

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3 hours ago, KYHorn said:

Beating off field demons is no joke, regardless of if he's talking about demons that come from the field or come on the field, so she almost certainly did save his life. 

And that demon's name was Billy Liucci. 

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Good job dumbass.  You probably cheated on her with some cow at a Katy Mall signing in front of the Foot Locker

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Just heard the news headline of, “A big rig hanging over the overpass...”  was this it? 

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

Good job dumbass.  You probably cheated on her with some cow at a Katy Mall signing in front of the Foot Locker

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Uhhh. No he didn’t get caught cheating he got caught being a no money earning dumbass. 
 

 

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Johnny’s not divorcing. He’s just running out of marriage.

Every time this thread is bumped after a few months, I wonder if it's a discussion of where he's about to be buried.  Surely they'll bury him where he can see the scoreboard, right?

1 hour ago, Shaddie said:

Uhhh. No he didn’t get caught cheating he got caught being a no money earning dumbass. 
 

 

 

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"beating off the field demons" sounds like some wacky ritual where you end up with a jar full of jizz.

5 hours ago, markstanco said:

Good job dumbass.  You probably cheated on her with some cow at a Katy Mall signing in front of the Foot Locker

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That’s a fairly decent ass

4 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That’s a fairly decent ass

I'd pound that like the ancient Egyptians beating the limestone into place in the pyramids. 

Looch now that Johnny is back on the market:

 

 

 

so sweet back to the future GIF

 

 

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