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    Johnny’s not divorcing. He’s just running out of marriage.

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Looch now that Johnny is back on the market:
 
 
 
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Not untrue.

That guy is the biggest jock sniffer I have ever seen.
8 hours ago, mchookem said:

i don't think anything is required of him on the football field. he should probably focus on something else. 

He can put his head down and focus on Blucci’s crotch like the good old days.

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

Looch now that Johnny is back on the market:

 

 

 

so sweet back to the future GIF

 

 

And probably broke enough to do stuff for money. Could probably get a zj.

Image result for what's a zj

 

8 hours ago, mchookem said:

i don't think anything is required of him on the football field. 

That’s not true. That grass isn’t gonna cut itself. 

Greatest aggy ever

8 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

"My hope is to put my head down and be allowed to focus on work and what is required of me on the football field."

He still plays football?!

Good job dumbass.  You probably cheated on her with some cow at a Katy Mall signing in front of the Foot Locker
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Now “This is something Surly can get behind”!
I'd pound that like the ancient Egyptians beating the limestone into place in the pyramids. 
eskimo brothers with johnny beats off demons?

no thanks.
That’s not true. That grass isn’t gonna cut itself. 
ahem

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3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I'd pound that like the ancient Egyptians beating the limestone into place in the pyramids. 

I’d pound that like the Assyrians did  to the Egyptians in 671 BCE. 
 

And, let me tell you, it took the Egyptians a couple of hundred years to stop walking bow-legged after that  

4 minutes ago, Victor Lazlo said:

I’d pound that like the Assyrians did  to the Egyptians in 671 BCE. 
 

And, let me tell you, it took the Egyptians a couple of hundred years to stop walking bow-legged after that  

The cut of your jib, I like it. 

4 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That’s a fairly decent ass

Stanco would give it probably a 3

4 hours ago, markstanco said:
4 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:
That’s a fairly decent ass

Meh

and there it is.

 

One of these days you will figure out my sarcasm. Or maybe you are reversing it on me...

One of these days you will figure out my sarcasm. Or maybe you are reversing it on me...

Seven chipmunks twirling on a branch, eating lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch.

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In an interview with The Tampa Bay Times, Luck opened up about the creation of the league, what fans can expect in the 2020 season and detailed why several marquee names didn’t get drafted.

“I would argue that the players we have are better than those guys, to be honest with you. Johnny has his own history, and we have coaches from the CFL (Canadian Football League) who have seen him close up,” Luck said, via The Tampa Bay Times.

https://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/xfl_commish_johnny_manziel_trent_richardson_not_good_enough_for_league/s1_12680_30836546?mb_edition=20191219&mb_loc=left_hI

Seven chipmunks twirling on a branch, eating lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch.
this just in

Marie Osmond likes coffee enemas!

film at 11
7 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Awesome. Are we done talking about him?

Depends on if there’s a Tilt a Whirl or miscellaneous carnival thread 

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You'll never pick up a ball again Johnny.

 

For the uninitiated:

Twitter guy: Yo, Cleveland guy here. I bought your jersey and now wear it when I paint.
Johnny Football: Appreciate the $120 bucks. Paint away
Twitter guy: Well, it was actually a t shirt with your name and number

26 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

For the uninitiated:

Twitter guy: Yo, Cleveland guy here. I bought your jersey and now wear it when I paint.
Johnny Football: Appreciate the $120 bucks. Paint away
Twitter guy: Well, it was actually a t shirt with your name and number

Perfect

26 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

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It’s a fine line.  Bc blow is awesome.  Luckily I’ve given all that up.  

On 12/4/2019 at 10:31 PM, General Specific said:


Now “This is something Surly can get behind”!

NowThis would actually prefer that she get behind him

There'sanameihavent........jpg

Surprised vince McMahon didnt make stoops pick him up for dumbass aggy and ticket sales.

7 hours ago, markstanco said:

There'sanameihavent........jpg

Surprised vince McMahon didnt make stoops pick him up for dumbass aggy and ticket sales.

I think he’s faded from the public consciousness to the point that it wouldn’t really move the needle on ticket sales.

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