February 26, 20205 yr Every time I see this thread rose to the top I think ol’ JFF finally won the lottery.
February 26, 20205 yr 6 minutes ago, nnm said: Every time I see this thread rose to the top I think ol’ JFF finally died of an overdose. Ftfy...
February 26, 20205 yr Put down the pipe Johnny and punch a clock, those Hondas in Tomball ain't gonna sell themselves.
February 26, 20205 yr 20 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said: Put down the pipe Johnny and punch a clock, those Hondas in Tomball ain't gonna sell themselves. hell, that's actually a good idea. he could carve out a decent living selling cars in CS.
February 26, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Lhorn said: Publicly begging for a job followed by the sound of crickets is “stirring up controversy?” And this is how it ends for the greatest aggy ever. So appropriate.
February 26, 20205 yr On 2/24/2020 at 9:45 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said: That's like me saying I have zero desire to bang Mila Kunis To be completely fair, you have a better shot at Kunis than he does at football.
February 26, 20205 yr 8 hours ago, nnm said: Every time I see this thread rose to the top I think ol’ JFF finally won the lottery. I think he’s dead.
February 26, 20205 yr Every time I hear the commercials, I want more Tonya Harding, less Johnny Dumbass.
February 26, 20205 yr 5 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said: Every time I hear the commercials, I want more Tonya Harding, less Johnny Dumbass. just the tonya
February 29, 20205 yr On 2/25/2020 at 3:40 AM, Pimphand said: I feel like we need CU Dan Hawkins to narrate Manziel events. Go play intramurals brother
March 10, 20205 yr Every time this thread gets kicked to the top, I assume JFF has won the celebrity dead pool.
May 12, 20205 yr Because you can never get too much Johnny... https://www.yahoo.com/sports/johnny-manziel-narrowly-avoids-disaster-as-cliffdiving-stunt-goes-wrong-154153924.html Johnny Manziel narrowly avoids disaster as cliff-diving stunt goes wrong Chris Cwik Yahoo SportsMay 12, 2020 10:41 AM CDT Former Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel is fortunate he wasn’t injured after a cliff-diving stunt nearly ended in disaster. Manziel, 27, posted video of the incident on his Instagram page. In the video, Manziel can be seen trying to jump off a cliff into some water. As he turns his back to the water, Manziel’s foot slips and he awkwardly falls off the cliff. Luckily, Manziel was able to push himself away from the rocks. He clumsily dropped into the water and walked away from the incident fine. Manziel poked fun at himself on Instagram, saying the fall was “flawless execution.” After washing out of the NFL following the 2015 season, Manziel has attempted to continue his playing career in various leagues. Manziel most recently played in the AAF, which folded in April 2019.
May 12, 20205 yr Hmmm... surely alcohol nor drugs had anything to do with that dazzling fall did they?
May 13, 20205 yr Because you can never get too much Johnny...https://www.yahoo.com/sports/johnny-manziel-narrowly-avoids-disaster-as-cliffdiving-stunt-goes-wrong-154153924.html Johnny Manziel narrowly avoids disaster as cliff-diving stunt goes wrong Chris Cwik Yahoo SportsMay 12, 2020 10:41 AM CDT Former Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel is fortunate he wasn’t injured after a cliff-diving stunt nearly ended in disaster. Manziel, 27, posted video of the incident on his Instagram page. In the video, Manziel can be seen trying to jump off a cliff into some water. As he turns his back to the water, Manziel’s foot slips and he awkwardly falls off the cliff. Luckily, Manziel was able to push himself away from the rocks. He clumsily dropped into the water and walked away from the incident fine. Manziel poked fun at himself on Instagram, saying the fall was “flawless execution.” After washing out of the NFL following the 2015 season, Manziel has attempted to continue his playing career in various leagues. Manziel most recently played in the AAF, which folded in April 2019. That’s a lot of words for Johnny can’t do back flips.Note: I can’t either but I’ve come to accept it
May 13, 20205 yr When I hear 'Cliff Diving" I think of something like the divers in Acapulco. Seeing the video was a real let down.
May 14, 20205 yr hell that is like a kid falling out of a tree house.....rub some dirt on it and call Dr. Ticklebone and they are all good.....or in John's case some alcohol and maybe other stuff and they forgot it happened
July 1, 20205 yr Former Texas A&M QB Johnny Manziel says his football career is ‘in the past’ and that’s OK Quote More than half a decade after his professional football career started, Johnny Manziel may have reached the end of the road. Quote ...Manziel admitted his level of dedication to football wasn’t where it needed to be to stay in the NFL. In other news... "Water is wet."
July 1, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said: Former Texas A&M QB Johnny Manziel says his football career is ‘in the past’ and that’s OK In other news... "Water is wet." Maybe, just maybe, he's grown up a little and knows it's time to move on....TBD.
July 1, 20205 yr Yes, but it takes a person of at least slightly below average awareness to realize this
July 2, 20205 yr 19 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said: Maybe, just maybe, he's grown up a little and knows it's time to move on....TBD.
July 2, 20205 yr Thank you, Johnny! Now I can reclaim the title of Dumbest Motherfucker In The World.
July 27, 20205 yr Johnny Manziel vouches for strip-club wings that landed Lou Williams in quarantine https://nypost.com/2020/07/27/johnny-manziel-vouches-for-strip-club-wings-lou-williams-ate/
July 29, 20205 yr On 8/4/2018 at 5:25 AM, Goo Punch said: Whenever I get a little down about all the bad news, I just search out this post and all seems right in the world, if only for a fleeting moment.
July 30, 20205 yr 36 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said: Watching that film tells me that Mack was right, he could play safely Safety, not safely...fucking autocorrect
July 30, 20205 yr Every time a Manziel thread gets bumped. I have to wonder if I am going to laugh or reflect on how fleeting life can be.
July 30, 20205 yr Dammit. If you are going to bump this thread, it needs to be ground breaking. JFF type ground breaking. Not pic not working shit.
December 30, 20204 yr This is ground breaking! Johnny is back in football!!* Here’s Johnny! – FCF NEWS *Fan Controlled Football
December 30, 20204 yr 2 minutes ago, Matuka said: This is ground breaking! Johnny is back in football!!* Here’s Johnny! – FCF NEWS *Fan Controlled Football Wow talk about a free fall .. NFL > CFL > AAF > Arena team where the fans call the plays lol This will make an epic 30 for 30 someday
January 17, 20214 yr Wut? Quote Johnathan Paul Manziel (/mænˈzɛl/ man-ZEL; born December 6, 1992) is an American gridiron football quarterback currently signed to the Zappers of Fan Controlled Football (FCF).
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