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#1361

Uh, yeah, I won't be watching that. I just don't get the obsession with trainwreck tv. Everyone told me I had to watch the Fyre festival stuff. I just don't give a flying fuck. Would rather watch a ballgame or pretty much anything else.

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#1362
4 hours ago, 'stache said:

Uh, yeah, I won't be watching that. I just don't get the obsession with trainwreck tv. Everyone told me I had to watch the Fyre festival stuff. I just don't give a flying fuck. Would rather watch a ballgame or pretty much anything else.

You watch Bedlam every year, right? I’d say you’re more than obsessed with train wreck TV. 

#1363
8 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

You watch Bedlam every year, right? I’d say you’re more than obsessed with train wreck TV. 

I’m sure Chin Pubes will get airtime on this dickumentary as well.

#1364
56 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

You watch Bedlam every year, right? I’d say you’re more than obsessed with train wreck TV. 

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#1365
5 hours ago, 'stache said:

Uh, yeah, I won't be watching that. I just don't get the obsession with trainwreck tv. Everyone told me I had to watch the Fyre festival stuff. I just don't give a flying fuck. Would rather watch a ballgame or pretty much anything else.

uh.....the fyre festival one is a comedy 

#1366
7 hours ago, Helobious said:

Well Untold has made some great docs so I actually will be watching this. Hopefully it’s a trainwreck. 

 

You’d think they’d hold off on releasing this until they could tell the final chapter. Can’t be more than a year or so away. 

#1368
8 minutes ago, nnm said:

You’d think they’d hold off on releasing this until they could tell the final chapter. Can’t be more than a year or so away. 

Lulz

#1369

Anything with him officially involved is just a Loochfest and money grab to finance the next batch of coke and terrible tattoos. 

 

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#1373

 

When Skip said Johnny Manziel would be bigger in the city of Cleveland than LeBron James.pic.twitter.com/bGqUvjgPfz https://t.co/CqNfegsO9l

 

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#1378
29 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

lulz

his houston gf is fine phony AF

FIFY

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#1380
1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

When Skip said Johnny Manziel would be bigger in the city of Cleveland than LeBron James.pic.twitter.com/bGqUvjgPfz https://t.co/CqNfegsO9l

 

I have no interest in listening to Skip's voice.  Did he say a bigger what?

 

 

45 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

lulz

his houston gf is fine AF

Nope. She's trashy looking. Very plastic.

#1381
On 9/2/2022 at 1:14 PM, 'stache said:

Uh, yeah, I won't be watching that. I just don't get the obsession with trainwreck tv. Everyone told me I had to watch the Fyre festival stuff. I just don't give a flying fuck. Would rather watch a ballgame or pretty much anything else.

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#1382
20 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Nope. She's trashy looking. Very plastic.

Wholesome, clean, cute, smart are not words I would expect to use describing any girl that would hang out with Johnny.

#1384
2 hours ago, 927 E. 41st said:

Wholesome, clean, cute, smart are not words I would expect to use describing any girl that would hang out with Johnny.

Trashy fits him perfectly 

#1385
2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

 

Nope. She's trashy looking. Very plastic.

Username checks out

#1394
12 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

When Skip said Johnny Manziel would be bigger in the city of Cleveland than LeBron James.pic.twitter.com/bGqUvjgPfz https://t.co/CqNfegsO9l

 

God damn, that take left Steven A speechless.

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#1396
3 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Her stick legs feeding into that plastic ass. Nah.

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Less coke, more leg days

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

Every one of us would.  Come on.

Not really interested in the smorgasbord of STDs involved here so

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13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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#1400
4 hours ago, Parliament said:

Every one of us would.  Come on.


she’s a party girl, someone to have fun with 

my on/off gf has lip fillers and fake tits, I find it very comforting ha 

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