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    I will be humbly removing myself from the Heisman trophy ceremony until they give Reggie Bush’s trophy to Vince Young.

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    Johnny’s not divorcing. He’s just running out of marriage.

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He fits right into the roster of douchebags she’s dated which includes Logan Paul and Brody Jenner. 

9 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

How is Johnny affording his lifestyle now that he’s several years out of football and his family wasn’t really rich after all? I find it hard to believe he was financially prudent with his rookie contract money. 

Where do you think Billy Liucci is sending his 15% cut of aggy NIL money. 

5 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

He fits right into the roster of douchebags she’s dated which includes Logan Paul and Brody Jenner. 

Oh, I did not know that. I'd be angry if I was ever in a position to know that. But now that I know it, she's less attractive. 

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On 8/4/2018 at 5:25 AM, Goo Punch said:

 

I can't even describe how much I love this post.

On 1/3/2024 at 8:52 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

It's pretty pathetic that he now embraces what a piece of shit he is and how wrong he did that franchise and their fanbase. They should get a class action suit going and get their ticket money back from this ass clown if there's anything left 

Why? They're the dumb fucks who drafted him. 

On 2/21/2024 at 8:27 PM, Pimphand said:

I'm pretty sure Manziel had the fewest passing yards of the Mt Rushmore of QB busts (Leaf, Russell, Smith, Leinart)

He definitely is in the discussion for biggest busts just not sure if he is the gold medal winner because unlike those other dudes we pretty much expected him to flame out before he was even drafted.

Does Heath Shuler not exist anymore?

On 5/1/2024 at 9:10 AM, TonyTexas said:

He fits right into the roster of douchebags she’s dated which includes Logan Paul and Brody Jenner. 

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I never open this thread without hoping he’s been found dead in some embarrassing degraded manner.

11 minutes ago, Texzilla588 said:

I never open this thread without hoping he’s been found dead in some embarrassing degraded manner.

Give it time. 

Then we should start a pool, not when, but how. Bonus points on correct number of hookers involved

Billy Liucci wakes up from a blackout with a dead Johnny Football in his bed. 

18 minutes ago, Deej said:

Billy Liucci wakes up from a blackout with a dead Johnny Football in his bed. 

Later Trev Alberts blackmails him and says, "Liuccui, you can have my answer now, if you like. My final offer is this: nothing. Not even the buyout for Jimbo, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally."

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I saw Johnny at Flowerchild with Conseco's daughter last month in Austin. He did not look good at all. 

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How is Johnny affording his lifestyle now that he’s several years out of football and his family wasn’t really rich after all? I find it hard to believe he was financially prudent with his rookie contract money. 

He won the Heisman. The money comes in for that for the rest of your life in one form or the other.

If he needs 5 grand he can go to the Katy mall or sit in front of Kroger field and sign autographs for 30 minutes.
13 hours ago, markstanco said:


He won the Heisman. The money comes in for that for the rest of your life in one form or the other.

If he needs 5 grand he can go to the Katy mall or sit in front of Kroger field and sign autographs for 30 minutes.

Even for Jason White?

On 7/8/2024 at 7:15 PM, Blackcat00 said:

I saw Johnny at Flowerchild with Conseco's daughter last month in Austin. He did not look good at all. 

If i were eating at a place that wouldn't cook steal less than med, i wouldn't be looking good, either. 

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What are Johnny 8-ball's current odds?

2 hours ago, tejas60 said:

If i were eating at a place that wouldn't cook steal less than med, i wouldn't be looking good, either. 

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2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Whatever became of that choad, Hoge?

He still makes rounds on some shows. I always appreciated him. Gave sound football analysis and was consistent. He didn't like VY though.

 

I always found him to be a little stick up though. He never just calls it the NFL. It's always, "that won't work in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE". It amuses me to think of Patrick Mahomes succeeding by doing all the things he hates and breaking his brain.

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22 hours ago, tejas60 said:

If i were eating at a place that wouldn't cook steal less than med, i wouldn't be looking good, either. 

Med steal is tough. 

I sweatergawd, if you people keep bumping this thread without an obituary linked...

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On 7/8/2024 at 9:00 PM, markstanco said:


He won the Heisman. The money comes in for that for the rest of your life in one form or the other.

 

Even for Billy Sims?

5 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Even for Billy Sims?

Billy’s old teammates pass the hat from time to time.

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John has cleaned himself up and has a new job!

When he leaves this world he can buried in an inflatable can.
Even for Billy Sims?

Isn’t that a sad story?

But yea, he gets something for going to NY each year and other shit on the side I would guess.

Isn’t that a sad story?

But yea, he gets something for going to NY each year and other shit on the side I would guess.

He must get paid every time his dumb ass screams boomer at something.
22 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


He must get paid every time his dumb ass screams boomer at something.

He's a millionaire?

  • 3 weeks later...
27 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Johnny 8Ball is usually awake at 8 AM anyway...still awake not already awake

10 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Odds he actually shows up?

It’s a good fundraising opportunity.

Is his shot bar still open in CS?

Nice blow swipe 8-ball.  Enjoy the birds on Saturday morning 

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