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16 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

Is this the same Johnny Maziel that posted this:

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56 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

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No, my British friend, he's a tenured NFL flop. One day he may change in status to Flop Emeritus, but that will be it for his career as a flop.

Do we suppose that, under the water, this charming couple may be intimately connected? Is that the scandal?

I'm gonna guess she can do better than Manziel.

2 hours ago, n64ra said:

I'm gonna guess she can do better than Manziel.

keep in mind she is not just the daughter of Jose, but of Esther Canseco also......the has the crazy X chromosomes X2.....or probably more like X^2

"Yeah, my Dad was shaking down my team for 3 million bucks. They're rich, and I'm awesome and all, but they didn't come across."

Unabashed cheater -- check

Overestimates own importance -- check

Overestimates his school -- check

Throws Dad under bus for reputation and potential criminal liability -- check

Give him a sheep and a brass instrument without a mouthpiece, and he's certified red-ass.

But aggy doesn''t cheat. 

22 minutes ago, Deej said:

But aggy doesn''t cheat. *

*Marching band doesn't count here.

Even with the toothless NCAA, there exists no world where Johnny Manziel could have stayed eligible for another two months, let alone two years.

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Even with the toothless NCAA, there exists no world where Johnny Manziel could have stayed eligible for another two months, let alone two years.

no way that mother fucker was ever eligible. no way

59 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

no way that mother fucker was ever eligible. no way

We'll know after the data dump.

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Manziel had two Texas legends on his show already. Vince and Ricky. Was Manziel one of the QBs Mack wanted as a Safety?

 

3 hours ago, Enemy07 said:

Manziel had two Texas legends on his show already. Vince and Ricky. Was Manziel one of the QBs Mack wanted as a Safety?

 

Yes and if you watched CFL Johnny Fuckface you'd see that it was some brilliant long-term evaluation.  He made some great tackles after his INTs. 

On 12/17/2024 at 6:17 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

I didn't realize Shannon Sharp was a hack.

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    Where the beer flows like wine. where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capistrano

     

     

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3 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

is that a mugshot or did she visit the Glamour Shots in the Kerrville mall? 

Yes

12 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Why do they still live in Kerrville?

Wth is wrong with Kerrville now?

16 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

is that a mugshot or did she visit the Glamour Shots in the Kerrville mall? 

 

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Damn.  Twitter censoring "white trash" now.  Guess I really shouldn't be surprised.

1 hour ago, Beer Drinker said:

Wth is wrong with Kerrville now?

Do we need a "What the fuck is wrong with you, Kerrville?" thread in Daily Texan?

She looks like wheelhouse for at least half of you idiots. IMG_0015.thumb.jpeg.ff5e7735622cc6f850e4e1684fc54ab0.jpegIMG_0016.thumb.jpeg.3607f9cbc53a2df35e59c2043db40f0f.jpeg

34 minutes ago, nnm said:

She looks like wheelhouse for at least half of you idiots. IMG_0015.thumb.jpeg.ff5e7735622cc6f850e4e1684fc54ab0.jpegIMG_0016.thumb.jpeg.3607f9cbc53a2df35e59c2043db40f0f.jpeg

Not sure if I’d say “wheelhouse” but I probably would. 

35 minutes ago, nnm said:

She looks like wheelhouse for at least half of you idiots. IMG_0015.thumb.jpeg.ff5e7735622cc6f850e4e1684fc54ab0.jpegIMG_0016.thumb.jpeg.3607f9cbc53a2df35e59c2043db40f0f.jpeg

I can’t lie.  I’d fuck her stupid.

2 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

We really appreciate your honesty around here.

Law and order every time, Butch. That’s us. 

Wrong part of Hot/Crazy Matrix. Would, but not at my place, not at hers. Prolly hotel but room in her name. Would want buddy wating for OK phone call. Be a good idea to pre-load a course of 'cillin. On second third thought...

56 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

I can’t lie.  I’d fuck her stupid.

man, call @nnmstupid is kinda harsh. But he deserves it every now and again. 

Why do they still live in Kerrville?
too broke to leave?
Wrong part of Hot/Crazy Matrix. Would, but not at my place, not at hers. Prolly hotel but room in her name. Would want buddy wating for OK phone call. Be a good idea to pre-load a course of 'cillin. On second third thought...

You know she does anal.

Well yeah, Johnny had to slide out of somewhere

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