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#1901
16 minutes ago, Mittens said:
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Is this the same Johnny Maziel that posted this:

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#1903
56 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

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No, my British friend, he's a tenured NFL flop. One day he may change in status to Flop Emeritus, but that will be it for his career as a flop.

Do we suppose that, under the water, this charming couple may be intimately connected? Is that the scandal?

#1905
2 hours ago, n64ra said:

I'm gonna guess she can do better than Manziel.

keep in mind she is not just the daughter of Jose, but of Esther Canseco also......the has the crazy X chromosomes X2.....or probably more like X^2

#1907
When Johnny Manziel revealed his father had a meeting with Kevin Sumlin to stay at Texas A&M for 2 more years for $3 million under the table.pic.twitter.com/aLTn8raqhM

 

#1908
3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
When Johnny Manziel revealed his father had a meeting with Kevin Sumlin to stay at Texas A&M for 2 more years for $3 million under the table.pic.twitter.com/aLTn8raqhM

 

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

#1909

"Yeah, my Dad was shaking down my team for 3 million bucks. They're rich, and I'm awesome and all, but they didn't come across."

Unabashed cheater -- check

Overestimates own importance -- check

Overestimates his school -- check

Throws Dad under bus for reputation and potential criminal liability -- check

Give him a sheep and a brass instrument without a mouthpiece, and he's certified red-ass.

#1916

Even with the toothless NCAA, there exists no world where Johnny Manziel could have stayed eligible for another two months, let alone two years.

#1917
1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Even with the toothless NCAA, there exists no world where Johnny Manziel could have stayed eligible for another two months, let alone two years.

no way that mother fucker was ever eligible. no way

#1918
59 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

no way that mother fucker was ever eligible. no way

We'll know after the data dump.

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#1919

Dammit Ricky

Ricky Williams has stories for days. Loved chopping it up with him on episode 9 of @glorydazepod 👇pic.twitter.com/3UXp4ItUqV

 

#1920

Manziel had two Texas legends on his show already. Vince and Ricky. Was Manziel one of the QBs Mack wanted as a Safety?

 

#1922
3 hours ago, Enemy07 said:

Manziel had two Texas legends on his show already. Vince and Ricky. Was Manziel one of the QBs Mack wanted as a Safety?

 

Yes and if you watched CFL Johnny Fuckface you'd see that it was some brilliant long-term evaluation.  He made some great tackles after his INTs. 

#1923
On 12/17/2024 at 6:17 PM, Beau Vine said:
When Johnny Manziel revealed his father had a meeting with Kevin Sumlin to stay at Texas A&M for 2 more years for $3 million under the table.pic.twitter.com/aLTn8raqhM

 

I didn't realize Shannon Sharp was a hack.

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    Where the beer flows like wine. where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capistrano

     

     

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#1925

Scratch Mama Manziel off your designated driver list

 

Michelle Manziel -- mother to former NFL QB Johnny -- has been arrested for driving while intoxicated.More details: https://t.co/v5Vb5gRF3c

 

 

#1926
3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Scratch Mama Manziel off your designated driver list

 

Michelle Manziel -- mother to former NFL QB Johnny -- has been arrested for driving while intoxicated.More details: https://t.co/v5Vb5gRF3c

 

 

Oh, she definitely got the crazy eyes.

#1928
59 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Scratch Mama Manziel off your designated driver list

 

Michelle Manziel -- mother to former NFL QB Johnny -- has been arrested for driving while intoxicated.More details: https://t.co/v5Vb5gRF3c

 

 

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#1930
1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Scratch Mama Manziel off your designated driver list

 

Michelle Manziel -- mother to former NFL QB Johnny -- has been arrested for driving while intoxicated.More details: https://t.co/v5Vb5gRF3c

 

 

is that a mugshot or did she visit the Glamour Shots in the Kerrville mall? 

#1933
1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Scratch Mama Manziel off your designated driver list

 

Michelle Manziel -- mother to former NFL QB Johnny -- has been arrested for driving while intoxicated.More details: https://t.co/v5Vb5gRF3c

 

 

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#1934
16 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

is that a mugshot or did she visit the Glamour Shots in the Kerrville mall? 

 

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#1937
1 hour ago, Beer Drinker said:

Wth is wrong with Kerrville now?

Do we need a "What the fuck is wrong with you, Kerrville?" thread in Daily Texan?

#1942
34 minutes ago, nnm said:

She looks like wheelhouse for at least half of you idiots. IMG_0015.thumb.jpeg.ff5e7735622cc6f850e4e1684fc54ab0.jpegIMG_0016.thumb.jpeg.3607f9cbc53a2df35e59c2043db40f0f.jpeg

Not sure if I’d say “wheelhouse” but I probably would. 

#1943
35 minutes ago, nnm said:

She looks like wheelhouse for at least half of you idiots. IMG_0015.thumb.jpeg.ff5e7735622cc6f850e4e1684fc54ab0.jpegIMG_0016.thumb.jpeg.3607f9cbc53a2df35e59c2043db40f0f.jpeg

I can’t lie.  I’d fuck her stupid.

#1947

Wrong part of Hot/Crazy Matrix. Would, but not at my place, not at hers. Prolly hotel but room in her name. Would want buddy wating for OK phone call. Be a good idea to pre-load a course of 'cillin. On second third thought...

#1948
56 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

I can’t lie.  I’d fuck her stupid.

man, call @nnmstupid is kinda harsh. But he deserves it every now and again. 

#1949
Why do they still live in Kerrville?
too broke to leave?
Wrong part of Hot/Crazy Matrix. Would, but not at my place, not at hers. Prolly hotel but room in her name. Would want buddy wating for OK phone call. Be a good idea to pre-load a course of 'cillin. On second third thought...

You know she does anal.

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