July 16Jul 16 Seems that A.J. McCarron is trying to set the record straight on his role (or lack thereof) in one of Manziel's past screwups. McCarron relives story of Manziel getting kicked out of Manning Passing Academy For background, here's one from a few years after the fact when Manziel apparently tries to throw McCarron under the Manziel bus for not making sure little Johnny made the counselors' meeting. Manziel insinuates McCarron sabotaged him at Manning Academy Aggy wouldn't ever do it, but they probably need a new yell for Manziel: "Sit down, drunk bus driver!"
July 16Jul 16 So many bumps, I figured there'd be an Obituary link by now... And I'm talking THREAD bumps, not the JM key bumps we're used to talking about in here.
July 16Jul 16 1 hour ago, Hayduke said: Seems that A.J. McCarron is trying to set the record straight on his role (or lack thereof) in one of Manziel's past screwups. McCarron relives story of Manziel getting kicked out of Manning Passing Academy For background, here's one from a few years after the fact when Manziel apparently tries to throw McCarron under the Manziel bus for not making sure little Johnny made the counselors' meeting. Manziel insinuates McCarron sabotaged him at Manning Academy Aggy wouldn't ever do it, but they probably need a new yell for Manziel: "Sit down, drunk bus driver!" Get shitfaced and oversleep by 4 fucking hours and it's the roommate's fault..
July 16Jul 16 2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said: Get shitfaced and oversleep by 4 fucking hours and it's the roommate's fault.. What would you expect from a guy who was never held accountable until his mid 20's after the dumbarses who are firing you have paid you millions, then you (or someone(s) who feed off you in a parasitic relationship) convince people to pay you to tell a story about how you were never held accountable which triggers the cult that worships at the alter of you, a dog, and a guy who stood on the sideline and never actually played in a game to rally around you..
July 16Jul 16 2 hours ago, PvilleStang said: So many bumps, I figured there'd be an Obituary link by now... And I'm talking THREAD bumps, not the JM key bumps we're used to talking about in here. I, for one, am in favor of Manziel living for a long time, because that probably means he'll keep doing stuff to keep us entertained between games. He dies and then we've got nothing but memories to rehash.
July 16Jul 16 9 minutes ago, Hayduke said: I, for one, am in favor of Manziel living for a long time, because that probably means he'll keep doing stuff to keep us entertained between games. He dies and then we've got nothing but memories to rehash. And those memories would be long gone 2 minutes after the body reaches room temp.
July 16Jul 16 3 minutes ago, PvilleStang said: And those memories would be long gone 2 minutes after the body reaches room temp. You underestimate the desire of the Ags to keep a hero alive in their minds. Shit, Gil didn't play a down and his memory is immortalized for ever, just imagine if he won a game at Alabama in a season that resulted in not even a SEC West DIVISION championship.
July 16Jul 16 Just now, PGFrog said: You underestimate the desire of the Ags to keep a hero alive in their minds. Shit, Gil didn't play a down and his memory is immortalized for ever, just imagine if he won a game at Alabama in a season that resulted in not even a SEC West DIVISION championship. Yet outside of Surly, I've reference E. King Gil 0.0 times.
July 16Jul 16 17 minutes ago, Hayduke said: I, for one, am in favor of Manziel living for a long time, because that probably means he'll keep doing stuff to keep us entertained between games. He dies and then we've got nothing but memories to rehash. It all depends on the manner of death. He has the potential to off himself in a blaze of spectacular stupidity.
July 16Jul 16 2 minutes ago, PvilleStang said: Yet outside of Surly, I've reference E. King Gil 0.0 times. Maybe so, and maybe we laugh at different things as I laugh to myself each time I see those idiots locked arm and am swaying to the memory of a guy who is immortalized for merely standing on the sideline. 2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said: It all depends on the manner of death. He has the potential to off himself in a blaze of spectacular stupidity. You believe there is a Darwin award in Johnny's future to book end the Heisman?
July 16Jul 16 1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said: It all depends on the manner of death. He has the potential is near certain to off himself in a blaze of spectacular stupidity. FIFY. (*and live in constant fear of you finding one of my typos 😁)
July 16Jul 16 7 minutes ago, PGFrog said: Maybe so, and maybe we laugh at different things as I laugh to myself each time I see those idiots locked arm and am swaying to the memory of a guy who is immortalized for merely standing on the sideline. You believe there is a Darwin award in Johnny's future to book end the Heisman? Perhaps. If he puts in the work.
July 16Jul 16 It all depends on the manner of death. He has the potential to off himself in a blaze of spectacular stupidity.He’s gonna be like Richard Pryor. He’s gonna catch on fire free basing cocaine.
July 16Jul 16 29 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said: He’s gonna be like Richard Pryor. He’s gonna catch on fire free basing cocaine. Pryor lived another 25 years after that
July 16Jul 16 35 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said: He’s gonna be like Richard Pryor. He’s gonna catch on fire free basing cocaine. so
July 16Jul 16 2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said: He’s gonna be like Richard Pryor. He’s gonna catch on fire free basing cocaine. Pryor wasn't freebasing; he was only mixing low-fat milk with pasteurized when the shit blew up. He made me promise not to tell anybody, but . . .
July 17Jul 17 12 hours ago, PvilleStang said: So many bumps, I figured there'd be an Obituary link by now... And I'm talking THREAD bumps, not the JM key bumps we're used to talking about in here. 10 hours ago, PvilleStang said: Yet outside of Surly, I've reference E. King Gil 0.0 times.
July 17Jul 17 https://www.foxnews.com/sports/johnny-manziel-admits-he-thought-about-nfl-comeback-attempt John is coming back! #JohnCumBackSZN!
July 17Jul 17 3 hours ago, ButtFumble said: https://www.foxnews.com/sports/johnny-manziel-admits-he-thought-about-nfl-comeback-attempt John is coming back! #JohnCumBackSZN! Thinks the spring leagues were beneath him lol. He's delusional. I posted upthread some time ago but his best shot would have been as a CFL safety, he made a couple nice tackles after some of his picks Edited July 17Jul 17 by Dennis Taylor
July 18Jul 18 22 hours ago, ButtFumble said: https://www.foxnews.com/sports/johnny-manziel-admits-he-thought-about-nfl-comeback-attempt John is coming back! #JohnCumBackSZN!
August 3Aug 3 Ok, so I'm out of this loop. What the fuck is going on? And I don't mind JFB asking another man to suck his dick.
August 3Aug 3 21 minutes ago, Noodles said: Ok, so I'm out of this loop. What the fuck is going on? And I don't mind JFB asking another man to suck his dick. Yeah. This recent stuff makes me finally feel really old. I still don’t think that’s is me that’s out of touch though.
August 3Aug 3 7 hours ago, Macklemore said: Johnny still knows that you gotta start early to be fucked up all day
August 3Aug 3 Manziel is too stupid to realize he could have still been doing a lot more on the field today if he hadn’t been such a fookin’ loser off the field.
August 3Aug 3 Manziel’s grandfather supposedly beat someone up with a cast iron skillet. So whoever gillie is, go strapped.
August 3Aug 3 17 hours ago, Noodles said: Ok, so I'm out of this loop. What the fuck is going on? And I don't mind JFB asking another man to suck his dick.
August 4Aug 4 4 hours ago, Mittens said: 😂😂😂 Jesus Christ that was hilarious. Openly mocking a coke head with flour all over his face. I hope Johnny fires back and this saga continues.
August 4Aug 4 17 hours ago, demos said: Manziel’s grandfather supposedly beat someone up with a cast iron skillet. So whoever gillie is, go strapped. I can hear the ringing sound right now.
August 4Aug 4 Gillie da Kid has always been unhinged. He's one of those rappers who never made it, but could have possibly made it? I don't know. I think his claim to fame was being a ghostwriter for all the big name rappers of the 00's.
August 4Aug 4 19 hours ago, demos said: Manziel’s grandfather supposedly beat someone up with a cast iron skillet. So whoever gillie is, go strapped. Sir how dare you call into question the character of a man that was such a pillar of the cockfighting community that he has an entire breed (? Strain? Flight? No idea wtf you can them) named after him? One can only imagine the amount of cock blood that was spilled in trailer parks, hostel parcels, flea markets, swap meets and Klan rallies across east Texas and western Louisiana on his behalf to have been bestowed such an honour... that is an outrage. I say again sir how dare you... Edited August 4Aug 4 by Dennis Taylor
August 4Aug 4 16 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said: Sir how dare you call into question the character of a man that was such a pillar of the cockfighting community that he has an entire breed (? Strain? Flight? No idea wtf you can them) named after him? One can only imagine the amount of cock blood that was spilled in trailer parks, hostel parcels, flea markets, swap meets and Klan rallies across east Texas and western Louisiana on his behalf to have been bestowed such an honour... that is an outrage. I say again sir how dare you... Mighta run into Grampa Manziel down in East Tennessee, at Tojo Nunnally's Coal Yard. Cock fights on Friday nights, dog fights Saturday. Plenty of law, wildcat whisky, ladies of ill repute, and fistfulls of cash.
August 7Aug 7 3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: Well, Drake's "music" fucking sucks, so... cool... cool...
August 7Aug 7 Popular Post 38 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: What do we think about this? I think he's tryna' strike a chord and it's probably A minor. Edited August 7Aug 7 by SydneyCarton
August 7Aug 7 17 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: What do we think about this? I think he's tryna' strike a cord and it's probably A minor. Oh, and *chord
August 7Aug 7 34 minutes ago, MrBig said: He’s gonna be on Fox’s special forces with a bunch of Z-list reality TV celebs Damn, that's some ugly motherfuckers right there.
August 8Aug 8 lol “barstool guy” is becoming as layered as an onion now. Gillie was a Philly famous rapper but never got national credit. Has a podcast on Barstool. Johnny tried to launch a comeback szn podcast/content on barstool and literally failed to do anything. Steven Cheah in the tweets is a producer at Barstool for one of its biggest productions the Yak.
August 8Aug 8 6 hours ago, Mittens said: This was my contribution to the Fuck Manziel movement back in the day: Well, the aggy diploma mill has been cranked up to 65k undergrads and JFF has gotta meet increased demand. Don't hate the playa
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