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4 hours ago, texifornia said:

I'll be in Quebec in a month - wonder if he'll be cut by the time I get there.

Mike Sherman was the one who recruited him to a&m and the one who traded for him today.

He absolutely will NOT be cut.

He most likely will be STARTING.

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For most of the world, Sherman bouncing back from losing a high school coaching job and Manziel becoming the electrifying player he was in college would make a great story.

I just don't see it happening. It will be like Brian's Song except both Sayers and Piccolo die at the end.

14 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Looks like that area of Canada only has room for one gaping vagina on their sports teams now that Kawhi is a Raptor. 

Just spent the last hour talking off and on with a TSN CFL Insider (Dave N aylor) in the Montreal airport while waiting on my next flight.  I expounded on Maziel's suckage. He doesn't seem to be a fan either.  There is a lot of trouble to get into in Montreal!

5 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

Just spent the last hour talking off and on with a TSN CFL Insider (Dave N aylor) in the Montreal airport while waiting on my next flight.  I expounded on Maziel's suckage. He doesn't seem to be a fan either.  There is a lot of trouble to get into in Montreal! 

It's an incredibly fun town, so much to do, real party vibe. They're going to have to lock him in his apartment after practice.

That really doesn't look like a football player at any level other than maybe a kicker.

Is that wannabe chin pubes behind him sporting leg tats?

Should be easier for him to get some yayo, this could have legs.

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

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I feel like some people get tattoos(and keep getting them) just as a way of trying to lower other people's expectations for them as people. I think Manziel qualifies for this group.


Is that wannabe chin pubes behind him sporting leg tats?


Lol....way too skinny.




And not fellating jff. Both are clear giveaways.
5 hours ago, Scholz said:

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Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

2 hours ago, Surlybastard said:

I feel like some people get tattoos(and keep getting them) just as a way of trying to lower other people's expectations for them as people. I think Manziel qualifies for this group.

LMAO.  As if a few tattoos are going to lower aggy expectations?  

It's hilarious how this dbag's career arch followed a typical aggy season's infamous rollercoaster.  I, for one, am shocked. 

1 hour ago, Matuka said:

Rumors out there that Jonathan has been missing a team meeting or two and staying out late.  Shocker.

http://forums.cfl.ca/montreal-alouettes/2/manziel/106712/

I read the first page (of four) pages of that and just got bored.  I mean, if we're going to schadenfruede a guy, at least do it before he's a has-been.  Seems unnecessary now.

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Jersey's?

 

jfc.

jerseies*

12 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Part-time bartender? Substitute teacher to pickup naive underage girls?

Music producer wannabe? Gang banger?

50 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Busboy to finance his sidewalk surfboard aspirations, dude.

17 minutes ago, futureman said:

 so where are the rumors?

See post 2 of the link.  Video in question is in French, I made a D in my only semester of French at UT, so I can't translate.

At his press conference, former coach June Jones said it was an "internal matter" when asked if Johnny missed any meetings.

http://forums.cfl.ca/hamilton-tiger-cats/5/manziel-traded-to-mtl/106704/msg2182534#msg2182534

13 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Homeless

 

Birthday party dj who gets paid in booze/drugs.

 

20 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Rain gutter installer.  

20 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Gloryhole attendant 

20 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

struggling local musician working part-time as a bartender to support a debilitating meth habit that will eventually land him on the streets.

 and yet he legitimately won a heisman trophy as the best player in all of college football.   it’s truly fucking surreal.

12 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Congrats on getting the D in college, @Matuka.

ISWYDT  👨‍🎨

Montreal has the world's highest number of strip clubs to population. Should end well for $J-Football$

On 7/23/2018 at 7:04 PM, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Donor at a blood bank that doesn’t ask all those silly questions 

On 7/23/2018 at 7:04 PM, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Quality Control Manager, Bolivian Marching Powder Inc

I can think of worse places to die face down in a ditch after a night of blowing guys for coke than Montreal.

On 7/23/2018 at 7:53 PM, rickyspub said:

Drugs...

Thank you, no. I'm straight.

1 hour ago, Quasimofo said:
On 7/23/2018 at 7:53 PM, rickyspub said:
Drugs...

to the right, hookers to the left.

Here I am,

On 7/23/2018 at 7:04 PM, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

VP of Sales with a leading Methamphetamine organization?

Hamilton @ Montreal 8/3 on ESPN2.

You know Mike Sherman will trot him out for that.  

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Hamilton @ Montreal 8/3 on ESPN2.

You know Mike Sherman will trot him out for that.  

Odds he's still faded from getting shitfaced on St. Catherine Street the night before? (Gay Village or strip club section, either one works)

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53 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Odds he's still faded from getting shitfaced on St. Catherine Street the night before? (Gay Village or strip club section, either one works)

GIF: Why not both?

Does Montreal have enough cocaine for JFF?

On 7/23/2018 at 5:04 PM, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Collect aluminum cans from trash cans and return then for 0.10 deposit?

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