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9 hours ago, elnimo said:

Does Montreal have enough cocaine for JFF?

Pretty sure the Montreal coke market just saw a price spike.

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8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

He's back! 

Tonight, 6:30 on ESPN2.

Thanks. I would have not guessed that Canadian football would be on national TV .... in the US.

On 7/26/2018 at 8:06 AM, Jack Wilson said:

Here I am,

Okay, I’ll play...stuck in the middle with you. 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

He's back! 

Tonight, 6:30 on ESPN2.

I’ll have my popcorn ready for the shit show!

16 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

I’ll have my popcorn ready for the shit show!

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On 8/1/2018 at 11:31 PM, elnimo said:

Does Montreal have enough cocaine for JFF?

He should be just fine

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3 hours ago, n64ra said:

Thanks. I would have not guessed that Canadian football would be on national TV .... in the US.

ESPN was showing CFL games in the Warren Moon Edmonton Eskimo era  

3 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Yes,  what else are they gonna show if  the Yankees and red socks aren't playing? 

Now there's an ironic comment.

Sherman believed so much in Johnny he never played him.

There's fucking soccer markings on the fucking professional football field.

7-0 Hamilton. Johnny up to bat.

5 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

Johnny is up after this break.

I guess ESPN couldn’t find Johnny NFL highlights before the commercial 

Couldn't write a better start. He is 0 for 1 with 1 INT. Pan to the crowd and a guy in a Manziel jersey was laughing.

I'm still at work for another hour or so; please, please, please let him still be in the game when I get home.

5 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

He threw into quadruple coverage.

Well, to be fair, given his condition, he probably assumed that three of them were imaginary.

5 minutes ago, Effyourcouch said:

Canada football uses 12 guys?

Advantage aggy.

5 minutes ago, Effyourcouch said:

Canada football uses 12 guys?

yes. they have some fairly competitive teams. some decent qbs as well. the edmonton qb mike reilly could be a backup in the nfl

Fuck I forgot Jerry Glanville was at Hamilton. Conflicted on whom to cheer for now.

This like Plano beating the shit out of Dallas or Sugar Land out of Houston.

Have some pride Frenchies.

5 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

He goes 2 and out, punt block, TD Ticats. 21-0.

Are u a wizard?

Johnny is going to be hanging out at Club Wanda’s after this game 

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