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    I will be humbly removing myself from the Heisman trophy ceremony until they give Reggie Bush’s trophy to Vince Young.

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    Johnny’s not divorcing. He’s just running out of marriage.

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And a now, the end is near, and so I face, the final curtain.......

33 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Johnny took the whole team on a bender last night.  

Une bénder?

Montreal titters will do a booming business tonight.

Somehow, aggy will blame the BOMC on this performance. 

Fuck you guys, im gonna watch the rest of the game on Texags.  

6 minutes ago, SDG said:

Fuck you guys, im gonna watch the rest of the game on Texags.  

They will be talking a bout the 21 points he's scored for the Cats.

I guess June Jones was not entirely telling the truth about Johnny.

Went to TexAgs to catch up. Aggy being aggy. It’s been nothing but excuses instead of JFF just sucks. Pick #4 just happened btw. 

10 minutes ago, Matuka said:

I guess June Jones was not entirely telling the truth about Johnny.

MS would like a word. We’re Americans we’re supposed to stick together. 

7 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

1.2.3.4. ???

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Do I hear 5, who will give me 5?

 

8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

4th in a half....... oooofffff.  That’s not good right?

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4 Canadian interceptions is only 3.07 U.S. interceptions.

Only down by 5 touchdowns at the half, Johnny's got this.

Oh and the glory of TexAgs....horrible line, trying too hard, next up: just needs to get warm, watch out in the 2H!. 

Never disappoints. Ever.

 

He has been running backwards for years.

I think Manziel is too big a name for Canadian football, these guys can't handle him sucking.

A beer and a couple of hot dogs at the turn, and he'll get em on the back 9.

 

Just needs a little swing lubricant

 

 

So former CFL are tweeting that he was screwed by management for letting him start a pro football game?    That fucker hauled ass to Vegas and quit on the Browns for hookers, meth and blow.   Oh, it is so unfair.  

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Why not go for it on 3rd and two...  like it matters now lol

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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And still in better shape than JFF.

I am betting the meth supply has gotten tight since johnny came to town.

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9/16 90 yards and 4 picks.  So really hes completed 13 of 16

Aggy logic

6 minutes ago, ImGolfn said:

9/16 90 yards and 4 picks.  So really hes completed 13 of 16

Aggy logic

Hamilton is the CFL version of LSU. Just wait till they get the CFL version of Bama!

aggy has their lips firmly attached to his balls, but this is a sad ending to Uncle Nate's grand scheme.  Poor Uncle Nate.  Lucci forced him out of the inner circle and started sucking pink dildos for signed merchandise. 

Then there was Rumlin and Johnny.

Those were the days my friend.    Money phone!  Draft!  Flame  out!

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