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    Johnny’s not divorcing. He’s just running out of marriage.

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1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Haha those idiot announcers are saying the other players need to get on JFF's level

6 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

just flipped it on, 41-3? hows Johnny look?

Like he never left Cleveland 

7 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

just flipped it on, 41-3? hows Johnny look?

He's fucking terrible.  

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8 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

just flipped it on, 41-3? hows Johnny look?

Like he was in Vegas wearing a wig and fake mustache the night before.

Did he even make a team practice before this or did he just show up from the scrip club?

Looks like Manziel's day is done. Replaced by former EWU and Oregon QB Vernon Adams.

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That lasted longer than I thought it would

5 minutes ago, B1G said:

That lasted longer than I thought it would

That's what she said. 

The best player in the history of aggy just got bent over the bench next to the dead body of a homeless man.  

Usually you have to pay to get fucked this hard. Who’s going to post his stat line to texags?

Hard to believe a meth addict could perform that poorly. 

just flipped it on, 41-3? hows Johnny look?
He's ass, my dude.

Other QB just drove them down and scored. 48-11. Two pt conv. good. Some goober up in the stands had a Manziel Browns jersey on.

The aggies were looking forward to this game so much. Some of the wrote how they cried during the pre-game highlights.  They wanted to relive the Manziel magic so badly... HAHA

Respect for Hamilton cracking 50 and covering the spread with that field goal kick.

LOL. That is one of the best Manziel games I've ever watched.

16 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

Amazing start to the comebackszn!

Well, if Canada doesn't work out, he still has a shot to start for Art Brile's team in Italy.

13 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

Remember...

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Then Johnny is another Shane Lechler.

That loss was the cherry on top of a perfect Friday. Johnny is washed up. Only question is which was worse; his Browns debut or CFL debut?

7 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

That loss was the cherry on top of a perfect Friday. Johnny is washed up. Only question is which was worse; his Browns debut or CFL debut?

CFL for sure.  

1 hour ago, Tailgate said:

Remember...

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Maybe he can make it as a punter.  

Dude partied all the time, did drugs, was a bad teammate in CLE, showed no leadership ability, skipped out to Vegas to gamble in a disguise, married a stripper, constantly put candy up his nose, was butt buddies with Looch, and basically just squandered an opportunity to be a PROFESSIONAL football player. He gets what he deserves. He done. 

Remember...

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Taking a page out of Romos playbook. He said this shit after an interception at the end of the 1st half against the Ravens in the last game at Texas Stadium.
 

Joe Buettner

@ByJoeBuettner   “maybe johnny manziel was never really good at football and just benefited from playing with a really good receiver?”
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3 hours ago, B1G said:

That lasted longer than I thought it would

That's the same thing my wife said last night!

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So which NFL team is going to give a shot?

Hold on there partner:  he was 11/20 for 104 yards and 4 picks....pretty sure those NFL teams have other options....like anybody not named JFF.

1 hour ago, RedDirtTexan said:

Dude partied all the time, did drugs, was a bad teammate in CLE, showed no leadership ability, skipped out to Vegas to gamble in a disguise, married a stripper, constantly put candy up his nose, was butt buddies with Looch, and basically just squandered an opportunity to be a PROFESSIONAL football player. He gets what he deserves. He done. 

To be fair haven't we all done that

2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Hold on there partner:  he was 11/20 for 104 yards and 4 picks....pretty sure those NFL teams have other options....like anybody not named JFF.

If you add in the interceptions, he was 15-20. That’s pretty damned good. Maybe hire Jimbo up there and they could win another national championship to put on the wall at Kyle. 

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