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14 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Speaking of positions yall are on the side of arch neocons like McCain and Lindsey and nuland. Hope y’all feel warm inside. 

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  • henrygandorf
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  • RomaVicta
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    Yes, of course. She is the only woman or woman of color the left right (edit) focuses their ire on. There are no other examples. Great point. It's really all intellectual and rational. And usually ver

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Just now, Ted Lange said:

And when Russia says no, then what?

Sir, the word is nyet.

Just now, mchookem said:

 

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 Neocons. Particularly the white wasp faction if we want to put a point on it. Cheney and Lindsey can help y’all figure it out if needed. 

It’s pretty simple, while we were schwinging our huge American dick over around the Greeks and the Caucus and the eastern Thrace, we sprinkled some piss in somebody’s cheerios, and he’s not happy about it.   Well too bad. Ottomans are where us Neocon villains put our dirty feet.  

Just now, Ted Lange said:

And when Russia says no, then what?

You strenuously object. Duh.

Just now, Hmbre97 said:

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Try to find some original material cause it just ain’t landing.  

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

That we need to broker cessation of violence among these Slavs asap. 

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I have no fucking idea why that capitilized the way it did, but fuck it.  I’m inebriated and apparently vote for Canadian Nazis.  

Just now, Anastasis said:

Try to find some original material cause it just ain’t landing.  

Try to have an original thought once in a while

Just now, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I have no fucking idea why that capitilized the way it did, but fuck it.  I’m inebriated and apparently vote for Canadian Nazis.  

Crackers gonna cracker. 

Just now, Hmbre97 said:

Try to have an original thought once in a while

From the guy fixated on Rogan. Lol. 

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

From the guy fixated on Rogan. Lol. 

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Now I’m a cracker?  That’s news to me.  Oh well, welcome to the SEC I guess.  

Just a reminder: Ana joined the fray to tonight to defend someone who tried (purely as a troll, mind you) to reference Libs of TikTok as a true representation of "the left."

It's not exactly a secret what he actually stands for.

Good talk clown. Try not to start any nuclear wars on your way to bed. 

No no guys it’s the left that is nurturing neo nazism. Wake up sheeple!!

 

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So now, me, I’m not only a neocon fascist cracker, I also worship beavers.  Actually I’m ok with the non-Bucees part of that.  

11 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Good talk clown. Try not to start any nuclear wars on your way to bed. 

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9 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

So now, me, I’m not only a neocon fascist cracker, I also worship beavers.  Actually I’m ok with the non-Bucees part of that.  

Don’t go soft on me buttercup. I like you judge, but you know we can swing it both ways. 

And beaver is ok with me. 

I know how to fix the border crisis, just ask the central and southern American folks to not cross the border or seek asylum.   Problem solved!   But the rest of you are too stupid to think of this.  

Just now, Ted Lange said:

I know how to fix the border crisis

No you don’t. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

No you don’t. 

And you don’t know how to fix Russia invading the Ukraine. 

Just now, Ted Lange said:

And you don’t know how to fix Russia invading the Ukraine. 

Root cause analysis. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Don’t go soft on me buttercup. I like you judge, but you know we can swing it both ways. 

And beaver is ok with me. 

Aw right.  I still don’t like the both sides are the same bullshit.  They aren’t at all.  One is dark.  The other is less dark.  It’s not even close . 

Just now, Anastasis said:

Root cause analysis. 

My satirical border solution is as ridiculous as your actual solution for addressing Russia invading the Ukraine.  

1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Aw right.  I still don’t like the both sides are the same bullshit.  They aren’t at all.  One is dark.  The other is less dark.  It’s not even close . 

They are on the same team.  No one here is on that team.  

 

1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Aw right.  I still don’t like the both sides are the same bullshit.  They aren’t at all.  One is dark.  The other is less dark.  It’s not even close . 

I understand. But your sausage spreadsheet changed my life and that is real. 

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Root cause analysis. 

Ok, let's hear it.  Give us the breakdown of why Vlad was in the right to attack Ukraine.  

A path to peace has already been put into n the table. Ana must support Ukraine ceding land to the aggressor. He certainly hasn’t offered his take on what might lead to a peaceful outcome, unlike Biden.

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Just now, Ted Lange said:

My satirical border solution is as ridiculous as your actual solution for addressing Russia invading the Ukraine.  

Nah, I'd bet dollars to rubles he's gonna go off with some asinine statement about how this is all NATOs fault.

It's the Art Briles defense. Those girls Ukranians should have know better than to wear those short skirts  talk about joining NATO. Those football players rooskies had no other choice. They forced their hand to rape rape them.

2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Ok, let's hear it.  Give us the breakdown of why Vlad was in the right to attack Ukraine.  

anastasis, argue this thing that nobody is arguing.

3 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

Nah, I'd bet dollars to rubles he's gonna go off with some asinine statement about how this is all NATOs fault.

Every rational person knows how we ended up here. Including the nato leader. It just requires an attention span that most Americans are not capable of. 

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24 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

So now, me, I’m not only a neocon fascist cracker, I also worship beavers.  Actually I’m ok with the non-Bucees part of that.  

@Uncle Boobs?

5 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

Nah, I'd bet dollars to rubles he's gonna go off with some asinine statement about how this is all NATOs fault.

It's the Art Briles defense. Those girls Ukranians should have know better than to wear those short skirts  talk about joining NATO. Those football players rooskies had no other choice. They forced their hand to rape rape them.

 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Every rational person knows how we ended up here. Including the nato leader. It just requires an attention span that most Americans are not capable of. 

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19 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

 

I understand. But your sausage spreadsheet changed my life and that is real. 

I still have that thing somewhere.  

Ana I believe it’s pronounced Cracka. You racist. 

1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I still have that thing somewhere.  

I’ve modified it in small ways for Alsatian  links etc. but it is basically ground truth 

Just now, Anastasis said:

I’ve modified it in small ways for Alsatian  links etc. but it is basically ground truth 

Good for you.  In the meantime I’m having a conversation with my spouse.  She hates our immigration policy.   Frankly she just hates immigrants.  Why should my tax dollars pay for that. I try to tell her why.  I try to explain that someone else’s 3 year old kid is the exact same 3 year old kid she loves. Nope.  Other 3 year olds suck and can die because they weren’t born here.  

1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Good for you.  In the meantime I’m having a conversation with my spouse.  She hates our immigration policy.   Frankly she just hates immigrants.  Why should my tax dollars pay for that. I try to tell her why.  I try to explain that someone else’s 3 year old kid is the exact same 3 year old kid she loves. Nope.  Other 3 year olds suck and can die because they weren’t born here.  

.....she posts in Daily Texan, doesn't she

1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Good for you.  In the meantime I’m having a conversation with my spouse.  She hates our immigration policy.   Frankly she just hates immigrants.  Why should my tax dollars pay for that. I try to tell her why.  I try to explain that someone else’s 3 year old kid is the exact same 3 year old kid she loves. Nope.  Other 3 year olds suck and can die because they weren’t born here.  

Eek. That’s unfortunately a problem that sausage Will not solve. 

2 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Good for you.  In the meantime I’m having a conversation with my spouse.  She hates our immigration policy.   Frankly she just hates immigrants.  Why should my tax dollars pay for that. I try to tell her why.  I try to explain that someone else’s 3 year old kid is the exact same 3 year old kid she loves. Nope.  Other 3 year olds suck and can die because they weren’t born here.  

Please remind her to get out the vote.  

38 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

And beaver is ok with me. 

They're the only team playing with any skill right now

how the fuck is Utah ranked

The beautiful thing about all of it is, nobody works except for me.  She hasn’t worked since 1998.  Still thinks she knows everything.  

2 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

The beautiful thing about all of it is, nobody works except for me.  She hasn’t worked since 1998.  Still thinks she knows everything.  

show her the spreadsheet bro. 

4 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Please remind her to get out the vote.  

If she’s anti immigrant and basically anti American, no problem, she will vote Republican just like you and everyone else in Texas.  

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

show her the spreadsheet bro. 

You don’t want too much saltpeter in your shit, bro.  

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