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24 minutes ago, RayDog said:

I agree. He handed the presidency to the Democrats for at least the next 20 years, and gave them the opportunity to fix everything Russiublicans broke.

 

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    oh, and to add, let's offer up a 'comparable' analogy reversal and see how it fits.  who's the aoc of the right?  jim jordan?  matt gaetz? this is basically like if there was a huge earthquake he

  • henrygandorf
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    some people see 99% and consider that absolutism.  i am one of those people. this is not your wife grabbing your cell phone that you left in the other room.  this is not a quick favor.  this is a

  • RomaVicta
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    Yes, of course. She is the only woman or woman of color the left right (edit) focuses their ire on. There are no other examples. Great point. It's really all intellectual and rational. And usually ver

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11 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Why do some Americans join a Texas Longhorns message board to make 100 posts in the span of 2 weeks solely in the politics board, 80+% of which are discussing a 28 year old member-to-be of Congress from NYC?

Ask DD and Hugo the same question. All are pathetic. 

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Ask DD and Hugo the same question. All are pathetic. 

except for 10x the post count.

33 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

except for 10x the post count.

Have any of those posters, BT included ever posted outside of CR ?

I heard AOC said she would accept Shapiro’s offer if he would double the amount to $12,000.

20 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Have any of those posters, BT included ever posted outside of CR ?

Sports are a result of the capitalist patriarchy, don’t you get it? 

22 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

I heard AOC said she would accept Shapiro’s offer if he would double the amount to $12,000.

I laughed. 

19 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Sports are a result of the capitalist patriarchy, don’t you get it? 

Sports are totally socialist. One team of men or women, pulling together for a common goal. They even wear uniforms like Mao did, and have little play books similar to his little Red Book or the Marx's Communist Manifesto......

30 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Sports are totally socialist. One team of men or women, pulling together for a common goal. They even wear uniforms like Mao did, and have little play books similar to his little Red Book or the Marx's Communist Manifesto......

I was referencing elite sports, you know the ones that are “slaves” to corporations. 

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Have any of those posters, BT included ever posted outside of CR ?

Of course.

On 8/14/2018 at 8:48 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

Have any of those posters, BT included ever posted outside of CR ?

no I hven't posted about Tom Herman's workout shakes or the new fabric on the locker room stall seats

It's the off-season, ya dingus

On 8/14/2018 at 8:48 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

Have any of those posters, BT included ever posted outside of CR ?

You know how to find Surly?  Charge these dipshitz by the post. 

Candace Owens is a fucking moron and the only people impressed with her are those so eager to capitalize on having a black ally (for once) that they turn off their mental faculties.

Hey guys check this out...

 

Alexandria Occasional Cortez

 

*zing*

Even better, 

Free Ferrari with your money is my right.

- AOC.

4 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Candace Owens is a fucking moron and the only people impressed with her are those so eager to capitalize on having a black ally (for once) that they turn off their mental faculties.

Exactly. She is her mirror left. Although I don’t think AOC will stand a chance. Ownes clearly at better than even money in the battle of the “fucking morons”. 

We can get you ringside to identify cat-callers/rapists in the crowd as well. 

Big day for Teammate. 

At least she isn't a draft dodger explaining the Vietnam War to vets.

That would be really embarrassing.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Omg. She supports inefficient truck engines that cause global warming and uses a single use disposable plastic coffee cup lid. And maybe she likes Planned Parenthood too. 

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34 minutes ago, blackmarketbaby said:

Yeah I know right! I mean she thinks she's already elected.

Well, she basically is.

At least she isn't a draft dodger explaining the Vietnam War to vets.
That would be really embarrassing.


Solid whataboutism
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Those titties seem to be for real. I’d like to spew some socialism all over them.
27 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 


Solid whataboutism

 

Not really it's just more farts from his head.

29 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

 


Those titties seem to be for real. I’d like to spew some socialism all over them.

 

If she was a real socialist she would burn her bra. Just saying. 

53 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Solid whataboutism

 

We could always talk about Hillary's emails.

 

4 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

Omg. She supports inefficient truck engines that cause global warming and uses a single use disposable plastic coffee cup lid. And maybe she likes Planned Parenthood too. 

As if you don't know that those seemingly random windows behind her spell out a coded message, and the two fingers she is holding up provide us with the key.

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Joe Crowley: Thank you. Miss Ocasio Cortez this is I think a very exciting time for our party. We have a chance, and we can feel it in the ground we can feel it all over the country quite frankly, to have a chance to win back the House of Representatives. People know what's at stake. They know that this President is more than just an existential threat to our way of life. Lives are at stake. And so, what I believe is that we have to unite in our party. Make sure we're united when we go into this election in November. I'm willing to make a pledge tonight that if you win this primary and have the support of the people of the 14th congressional district that I will fully endorse and work for your and robustly work for your election to Congress. My question to you is will you do the same if the people of the 14th congressional district choose me as their nominee in November?

Osasio Cortez: Well Representative Crowley I represent not just my campaign but a movement and I am proud to be endorsed by organizations like Democratic Socialists of America, the movement for black lives, Muslims for Progress, and so on. As a result we govern ourselves democratically. So I would be happy to take that question to our movement for a vote and respond in the affirmative or however they respond. 

There's just something about that answer that has me scratching my head. I can understand wanting to get the opinion of your supporters but the way she answered the question makes it seem like she gets policy direction from these groups and is not afraid to admit it. I'm just trying to imagine the media response if someone like Marco Rubio was asked "Will you support an assault weapons ban?" and he responded with "I'll ask the NRA what they think and let you know how they vote". I guess it's a matter of openly admitting you take policy direction from special interest groups rather than secretly doing it.

We could always talk about Hillary's emails.
 


“Everybody does it, so...”
1 hour ago, Tony Soprano said:

Another nut job liberal. Keep em coming. It's good theater.

Who wants to tell him?

Hyperbole is literally the single greatest thing in the universe.

On 8/19/2018 at 10:28 AM, David Dennison said:

Well, she basically is.

Where have I heard that before?

16 minutes ago, blackmarketbaby said:

Where have I heard that before?

She'll also get more votes than her opponents.

On 8/19/2018 at 11:23 AM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Well i aint mad at that

Is that the guy from Dukes of Hazzard?

48 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

The circle glasses, for both sexes, are in.

Popular styles have gotten pretty terrible all around lately. 

I'm wondering if she's into socialism in the bedroom.  Like maybe she invites a friend, and they put in some work, and we all get to share in the benefits.  

On 8/21/2018 at 9:38 AM, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

 This thread is making sheet cake look good.

When has sheet cake ever had a problem looking good?

19 minutes ago, thrillhammer said:

When has sheet cake ever had a problem looking good?

When it's for one o' them gay weddins

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