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  • henrygandorf
    henrygandorf

    oh, and to add, let's offer up a 'comparable' analogy reversal and see how it fits.  who's the aoc of the right?  jim jordan?  matt gaetz? this is basically like if there was a huge earthquake he

  • henrygandorf
    henrygandorf

    some people see 99% and consider that absolutism.  i am one of those people. this is not your wife grabbing your cell phone that you left in the other room.  this is not a quick favor.  this is a

  • RomaVicta
    RomaVicta

    Yes, of course. She is the only woman or woman of color the left right (edit) focuses their ire on. There are no other examples. Great point. It's really all intellectual and rational. And usually ver

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i want to mansplain that that's not begging the question.

Fuck you, GOP trolls.

She's the best. 😍😍😍

Unfortunately I know the person providing her housing in DC. That person is an unsavory individual to say the least. 

Unfortunately I know the person providing her housing in DC. That person is an unsavory individual to say the least. 

Is this her place?

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2 hours ago, GRHorn said:

Unfortunately I know the person providing her housing in DC. That person is an unsavory individual to say the least.

That doesn't narrow it down at all.

2 hours ago, GRHorn said:

Unfortunately I know the person providing her housing in DC. That person is an unsavory individual to say the least. 

Ok .. so...?

I has a confuz


Begging the question is a logical fallacy in which the premise of your argument assumes itself to be true. From the Latin petitio principii.
On 12/16/2018 at 4:41 PM, Mdhorn said:

sorry if already posted but she good:

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Ted thinks he’s an “informed observer.” That’s adorable 

In the ranking of political stupidity, Hank Johnson defines the political max.  Ocasio Cortez is two notches below max, as is Louie Gohmert. Sarah Palin is three notches below max.  Mazie Hirono is the lowest in the Senate at four notches below max. 

The Mendoza Line should be at about five notches.  Off the top of my head I can think of only Hirono in the Senate who is below the Line.  The House has a bunch.

Like anyone would use your opinions to figure out the Mendoza line and rankings. You voted for Trump, Tahoe. You likely even fed him some donuts.

I voted for Jeb Bush in the 2016 GOP Primary and in the General.  I stated this intention on the boards before voting, and reported it immediately after voting.  My stupidity rankings are impeccable, and widely revered.

In the ranking of political stupidity, Hank Johnson defines the political max.  Ocasio Cortez is two notches below max, as is Louie Gohmert. Sarah Palin is three notches below max.  Mazie Hirono is the lowest in the Senate at four notches below max. 
The Mendoza Line should be at about five notches.  Off the top of my head I can think of only Hirono in the Senate who is below the Line.  The House has a bunch.

You are still here?
2 hours ago, MixtyMotions said:

In the ranking of political stupidity, Hank Johnson defines the political max.  Ocasio Cortez is two notches below max, as is Louie Gohmert. Sarah Palin is three notches below max.  Mazie Hirono is the lowest in the Senate at four notches below max. 

The Mendoza Line should be at about five notches.  Off the top of my head I can think of only Hirono in the Senate who is below the Line.  The House has a bunch.

Fuck off Tahoe

Fuck off Tahoe

Watching Boomers underestimate millennials is going to be my favorite sport of the next decade or so.
6 hours ago, MixtyMotions said:

In the ranking of political stupidity, Hank Johnson defines the political max.  Ocasio Cortez is two notches below max, as is Louie Gohmert. Sarah Palin is three notches below max.  Mazie Hirono is the lowest in the Senate at four notches below max. 

The Mendoza Line should be at about five notches.  Off the top of my head I can think of only Hirono in the Senate who is below the Line.  The House has a bunch.

I know I use Alabama as my marker for what's stupid and what's not. 

Ted thinks he’s an “informed observer.” That’s adorable 

An actual informed observer knows that the FCC enforced net neutrality basically from the start of the internet but had to reclassify broadband in 2015 because the courts at that time said it could only be done under title 2.

 

Hey, I'm all for whatever gets the olds to interact with a younger audience.

On 12/30/2018 at 3:48 PM, Brisketexan said:


Watching Boomers underestimate millennials is going to be my favorite bloodsport of the next decade or so.

FIFY

I’d try Gillibrand;s cobbler anytime. 

21 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I’d try Gillibrand;s cobbler anytime. 

Same

So glad the next step in Reality Politics is Cooking with XXXXX.

 

16 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Hard to believe THAT is in the same House as THIS:

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"So, Devin, if you're such a stud, how come you aren't out with a hot babe like AOC, instead of just sitting here on the curb at the Gas 'n Sip completely alone?"

I'll give you all three guesses as to what type of pleated jeans he was wearing in that photo.  And the first two don't count.  

AOC is a star. 

"Build a wall lock her up Pocahantas-lol Witch Hunt!" turns into a Latina presidency with preternatural smackdown Twitter game someday soon. 

On 1/1/2019 at 8:46 AM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Does this shit really work when you're married to a billionaire heiress?  Jeez he's just like us!

His comfortable upbringing in El Paso as an Irishman who starts a punk band reminds me of the Kyle Kinane bit about childhood angst.  
"Sure you can start a punk rock band sweetheart.  Whatever you want to do to explore yourself.  You can practice in the basement and I'll make chili dip for your friends."  

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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That’s a bundle of Dynamite ready to kick some DC ass. 

 

Also, I plan on printing this out, laminating it for personal use. 

Edited by Underdog

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

You are trying way too hard.

Not really, I connect a lot of things to comedy bits, humorists, even Seinfeld quotes.  Takes a half a second, then a few more seconds to type it out.  Really no sweat at all.  If you don't think people can attach a real life nugget to a bit of comedy at lightning speed, you've apparently never been on the Seinfeld thread on this very board.  

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

That’s a bundle of Dynamite ready to kick some DC ass. 

 

Also, I plan on printing this out, laminating it for personal use. 

i guarantee there's already tribute on /pol

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Looking forward to Fappening leaks.

 

I really don't need to see video of you fapping to AOC.

I don't think he meant that what you did seemed difficult.

If we were to use the frequency that she is talked about on Fox vs MSNBC as a metric, Trump folk are far more obsessed with her than anyone else.  She certainly has fans, and I think a lot of people are interested in her because she is interesting.  For a wide variety of reasons, from that blue dress picture above to her use of social media to her relative impetuousness, etc.  She's interesting as a brown millennial female.  She is trying to push the Democratic party farther left, which is interesting.  Here is where we must explain that one may find something interesting without being in support of that thing.  Support and interest are two different things.

If we're talking about why the thread keeps getting bumped, it's because it's where trump dipshits post while they are hiding from their values.

47 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Why are you people, on both sides, obsessed with this nobody burger? Especially if you live in Plano or Woodlands or Circle C

Look at me look at me I'm calling attention to my level-headed centrism and throwing in a both sides for good measure! Look how smart I am!

10 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Troll. By all means, keep being infatuated with a political figure because for some reason you think she's really attractive or whatever is going on the last page with you weirdos from both sides.

I challenge you to find one post I've made about AOC that isn't mocking Onboard for being terrified of a junior latina congressman that hadn't even taken office yet.

4 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

I challenge you to find one post I've made about AOC that isn't mocking Onboard for being terrified of a junior latina congressman that hadn't even taken office yet.

Show me the multiple posts I've made about her, and the fear that they show. You really are a troll aren't you.  

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