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Mertz over Ewers is bad… I mean Ewera should definitely look for a job in something other than being QB lol

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1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Also for Sark's "QB whisperer" reputation.

Agreed! And recruiting etc 

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Every time is see LAC I think it refers to the Clippers.

Same story, different sport

The Texans are about the stupidest franchise they can can be. That makes them o ly the second stupiedst franchise in Texas because Jerry Jones won’t die. But fuck them too.

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

ok this is getting stupid now.

did Ewers fuck somebody's son or something

jerked him off on a boat

Graham Mertz was so ass, teams just picking names out of a hat before Quinn now.

1 hour ago, MaxHorn said:

I’m hoping Ewers goes to the Rams. The offense suits his game (short passes, QB rarely runs) and the current backups are Jimmy Garoppolo and Stetson Bennett.

At this point people who cheer for him just better hope he gets drafted

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Also for Sark's "QB whisperer" reputation.

Meh

Arch's performance should rehabilitate that rep next season (or 2). Or maybe, "look how good the Longhorns were with an undrafted scrub at QB".

2 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Jesus FC do experts really see Q as this bad 

Threw for 9100 yards, 68 TDs 24 Int 65% comp in 3 years

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2 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Did he not?  Or did I hallucinate him choking the game away at the end? 

Not a QE apologist (he has his flaws), but Sark's playcalling and Cam Williams doing an "ole`" on Jack Sawyer were the main culprits.  And fuck you for making me re-live that sequence of plays.

Just now, BurgleBro said:

Jesus FC do experts really see Q as this bad 

Clearly.. I don't believe there are any QBs left.

NFL GMs must be laughing their assess off that Sark kept Arch on the bench for this guy

There is definitely a silver lining for Sark/program is QE isn't drafted.

2 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Graham Mertz was so ass, teams just picking names out of a hat before Quinn now.

DJ Lagway > Mertz

Just now, someguy said:

There is definitely a silver lining for Sark/program is QE isn't drafted.

Wat 

Thank god for this cross country flight id be mad as fu k wasting a whole day to see these guys not get drafted 

1 minute ago, Carl Spackler said:

Not a QE apologist (he has his flaws), but Sark's playcalling and Cam Williams doing an "ole`" on Jack Sawyer were the main culprits.  And fuck you for making me re-live that sequence of plays.

Apologies.  It's pretty much seared into my brain. 

Just now, someguy said:

There is definitely a silver lining for Sark/program is QE isn't drafted.

He won 2 playoff games and a conf championship with a guy nobody wanted

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One of Quinn’s deer heads just got drafted

Yea Quinn just falling on the ground once ppl got close to his feet didn’t help. 

3 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

NFL GMs must be laughing their assess off that Sark kept Arch on the bench for this guy

They are. 
 

 

also if my past research is correct and Quinn goes undrafted he will be the first 1.000 5 star to ever do that

Just now, Duane Moore said:

Should we be worried that Arch couldn’t win the starting job over this guy?

No

Sark was just very loyal to Quinn. Plus, Arch looked like shit against UGA too.

Beyond the already thoroughly turned over and examined concerns, the problem for Ewers now becomes his name.  Orgs don't want their asses constantly getting whipped by fans and the media when their starter has a bad game about why their 2nd/3rd string guy who was the former number 1 recruit and won a lot of college games isn't getting the chance for the fanbase to live out their Tom Brady wet dreams.  

Medical eval must have been horrendous. There’s literally no logical reason Mertz should be drafted much less before Ewers.

1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

Mertz did not even have a draft grade or projection from ESPN.

One of their draft “experts” also rated Sanders as QB1

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Beyond the already thoroughly turned over and examined concerns, the problem for Ewers now becomes his name.  Orgs don't want their asses constantly getting whipped by fans and the media when their starter has a bad game about why their 2nd/3rd string guy who was the former number 1 recruit and won a lot of college games isn't getting the chance for the fanbase to live out their Tom Brady wet dreams.  

Spoiler: no one knows who the fuck he is. 

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Medical eval must have been horrendous. There’s literally no logical reason Mertz should be drafted much less before Ewers.

Thats my guess, too.

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

They are. 
 

 

also if my past research is correct and Quinn goes undrafted he will be the first 1.000 5 star to ever do that

And also first NCAA coverboy to go undrafted

3 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Yea Quinn just falling on the ground once ppl got close to his feet didn’t help. 

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Just now, immamac said:

Spoiler: no one knows who the fuck he is. 

You say some stupid shit sometimes

Both things can be true at the same time:

One, Quinn Ewers starting gave Sark the best chance to win in 2024-2025.

Two, NFL GMs do not believe Quinn Ewers is worth using a draft pick on in the 2025 NFL Draft.

I love the “being an UDFA is better because he gets to pick his team” guys. You guys know that you don’t just show up to the team of your choice and fill out new hire paperwork, right? 

Just now, 6th Street said:

What about Isaiah Bond? Chose anal over the NFL 

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2 minutes ago, immamac said:

You guys are out here acting like his name is Quinn Manning or some shit. 

He is a former number 1 recruit, broke a mold by leaving HS early to go to Ohio State, which was a story in and of itself, he played for TEXAS (unless you want to sit here and say that doesn't matter, which you might want to think about what you are saying if you do) he's been plastered over video games, and Dr Pepper ads for two years now, spent time in the CFP etc.  Is he a household name, no few are....but plenty of football fans know who the fuck Quinn Ewers is. 

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The thing is, you can put 10 mins of game tape together of Quinn making NFL throws but you can also put 10 mins of him making embarrassingly bad throws and self sacks.   Unfortunately the tape of him making accurate deep ball throws is about 20 seconds long.  That had to be improved and it wasn't.  Evidently nobody thinks it can be 

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