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    Blue and Bond talking and then golden going out and quietly getting it done is not exactly surprising.   

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Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Bond would be a great pick for someone. He was great last year until injuries. I don't think he ever recovered fully.

I don't think anyone doubts his talent. He had a good (not great) showing at the combine.

Always thought Quinn was a good kid. The guy that played against Michigan last season can play in the NFL. Just not sure where that guy went. 

Miami is a nice spot. Guessing McDaniels was like - "eh - fuck it. Let's see what this kid's got". 

Wish him the best and I'll be rooting hard if he gets the call 🤘

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:


 

 

Good Lord is Arch going to struggle to live up to expectations.  The expectations seem to be “Win the Heisman”, “Win the Natty”, “be the 1st pick in the draft”.  

6 minutes ago, horngrad03 said:

Rd 1, 9th - Banks - Saints

Rd 1, 20th - Barron - Broncos

Rd 1, 23rd - Golden - Packers

Rd 2, 43rd - Collins - 49ers

Rd 2, 64th - Mukuba - Eagles

Rd 3, 71st - Broughton - Saints 

Rd 4, 120 - Helm - Titans

Rd 4, 124 - Sorrell - Packers

Rd 5, 149 - Blue - Cowboys

And with the final pick for the Longhorns...Frank Stallone.

Just kidding:

Rd 7, 231 - Ewers - Dolphins

10 draft picks for Texas in 2025.

You missed Hayden Connor

@immamac

can we change our title to how many Longhorns total drafted or something? I mean we fucking crushed the draft. I know the QE stuff was disappointing and unexpected but to have this many players drafted after years of a serious drought and hanging onto hope for UDF signings this is awesome. 😎 

 

we sit at 11 total picks now. Maybe we get one or two more? 

Edited by Nicole44

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Bond would be a great pick for someone. He was great last year until injuries. I don't think he ever recovered fully.

He's under investigation for rape or sexual assault or whatever you want to call it. He's radioactive right now. No one wants that. 

It’s definitely 12. 
 

anyone thing there’s a chance Majors or bond is a flier pick? 

3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Bond would be a great pick for someone. He was great last year until injuries. I don't think he ever recovered fully.

Your username is not Bond’s username

Did Ewers fuck the wives of all the coaches and gms during the interviews or something?

3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

So the book on Jake Majors is he can't handle the better NG's?

Run game. He just can't anchor against the run. 

Neither did Connor at guard, but in the NFL he'll project to center. 

Rd 1, 9th - Banks - Saints

 

Rd 1, 20th - Barron - Broncos

 

Rd 1, 23rd - Golden - Packers

 

Rd 2, 43rd - Collins - 49ers

 

Rd 2, 64th - Mukuba - Eagles

 

Rd 3, 71st - Broughton - Saints 

 

Rd 4, 120 - Helm - Titans

 

Rd 4, 124 - Sorrell - Packers

 

Rd 5, 149 - Blue - Cowboys

 

Rd 6, 207 - Williams - Eagles

 

Rd 6, 211 - Conner - Cardinals

 

Rd 7, 231 - Ewers - Dolphins

 

12 draft picks for Texas in 2025.

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

You missed Hayden Connor

And Williams

If we stay at 12 total picks can we call ourselves the real 12th man? Lmao. 

Just now, taybo20 said:

Mel is stupid as fuck.

The man just said if he eats pizza he throws the cheese away. He don’t want cheese on his pizza. Okeedokee. 

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

What’s he saying now? Why watch espn over NFL network. 

He was rambling about Beef Tallow. RFK shit.

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

What’s he saying now? Why watch espn over NFL network. 

He’s talking about pumpkin pie and how he doesn’t eat the crust but uses fat free ready whip and doesn’t eat in front of people 

3 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

And Williams

Talk about a dude that should have come back to put a 2nd year of SEC tape up. 

 

13 minutes ago, horngrad03 said:

Rd 1, 9th - Banks - Saints

Rd 1, 20th - Barron - Broncos

Rd 1, 23rd - Golden - Packers

Rd 2, 43rd - Collins - 49ers

Rd 2, 64th - Mukuba - Eagles

Rd 3, 71st - Broughton - Saints 

Rd 4, 120 - Helm - Titans

Rd 4, 124 - Sorrell - Packers

Rd 5, 149 - Blue - Cowboys

And with the final pick for the Longhorns...Frank Stallone.

Just kidding:

Rd 7, 231 - Ewers - Dolphins

10 draft picks for Texas in 2025.

 Cam Williams and Hayden Conner??

7 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

You missed Hayden Connor

Fixed...Thanks.

6 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

He's under investigation for rape or sexual assault or whatever you want to call it. He's radioactive right now. No one wants that. 

Oops

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1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

He’s talking about pumpkin pie and how he doesn’t eat the crust but uses fat free ready whip and doesn’t eat in front of people 

I ain’t never had no pumpkin pie!

1 minute ago, westexhorn said:

 Cam Williams and Hayden Conner??

Fixed....sorry. I'm busy making an ass on myself on the baseball thread too. I'm prolific. 

9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

@immamac

can we change our title to how many Longhorns total drafted or something? I mean we fucking crushed the draft. I know the QE stuff was disappointing and unexpected but to have this many players drafted after years of a serious drought and hanging onto hope for UDF signings this is awesome. 😎 

 

we sit at 11 total picks now. Maybe we get one or two more? 


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4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Always thought Quinn was a good kid. The guy that played against Michigan last season can play in the NFL. Just not sure where that guy went. 

Miami is a nice spot. Guessing McDaniels was like - "eh - fuck it. Let's see what this kid's got". 

Wish him the best and I'll be rooting hard if he gets the call 🤘

I hope there is truth behind the notion that it was a lingering oblique injury that hampered his play. I've no idea if that is true or not, but it's a plausible explanation for being apprehensive, not fully stepping into throws, playing not to get hurt, etc.

Giants draft Kobe Black’s older brother 

Sorry thought it was Dallas

Edited by Vito Andolini

Good Lord is Arch going to struggle to live up to expectations.  The expectations seem to be “Win the Heisman”, “Win the Natty”, “be the 1st pick in the draft”.  

He probably would have been a 1st rd pick if he were in this draft.

Belt to aggy ass they had 2 on base and struck them foos out got out still up 2-1

I ain’t never had no pumpkin pie!

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I’ll never know.
2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


He probably would have been a 1st rd pick if he were in this draft.

Lmao he would have gone first. 

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Belt to aggy ass they had 2 on base and struck them foos out got out still up 2-1

3-1 no?

Just now, ztejas said:

Lmao he would have gone first. 

if dart was a 1st round pick, he's a top 5 for sure 

23 minutes ago, horngrad03 said:

Rd 1, 9th - Banks - Saints

Rd 1, 20th - Barron - Broncos

Rd 1, 23rd - Golden - Packers

Rd 2, 43rd - Collins - 49ers

Rd 2, 64th - Mukuba - Eagles

Rd 3, 71st - Broughton - Saints 

Rd 4, 120 - Helm - Titans

Rd 4, 124 - Sorrell - Packers

Rd 5, 149 - Blue - Cowboys

Rd 6, 207 - Williams - Eagles

Rd 6. 211 - Conner - Cardinals

And with the final pick for the Longhorns...Frank Stallone.

Just kidding:

Rd 7, 231 - Ewers - Dolphins

12 draft picks for Texas in 2025.

Updated for accuracy. Thanks guys.

I need to quit drinking. 

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

No receivers for Dallas this draft

I’m amazed but also happy they got some DL help. 

Kobe B is happy! Go get yours son soon, so you can swap jerseys with your brother.

Hook’em!!!

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