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16 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Good Lord is Arch going to struggle to live up to expectations.  The expectations seem to be “Win the Heisman”, “Win the Natty”, “be the 1st pick in the draft”.  

Do you think any of that is new to Arch, anyone his family, any one reading this post, or any sports media member in the US?

This was going to be the expectation no matter what school he attended and no matter what proceeded him starting for Texas. Hell, it started when he was on the fucking bench.

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    Blue and Bond talking and then golden going out and quietly getting it done is not exactly surprising.   

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1 minute ago, horngrad03 said:

Updated for accuracy. Thanks guys.

I need to quit drinking. 

23 in 2 years.... thats fucking outstanding!

15 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Do you need WR if you don’t have a QB?

Maybe Dallas can borrow one from Cleveland?

Could not help myself.

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Damn if Bond would’ve kept his fucking hands off we would’ve had 13 

2 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Damn if Bond would’ve kept his fucking hands off we would’ve had 13 

I’m not sure his hands were the body part in the wrong place…

Will this hag shut the fuck up

Damn they picked A MINORRRRRR

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1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

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2, x, 3, 1

Just now, DFW Horn said:

2 x x 1

Ageism is the leading cause of erectile dysfunction in men over 60.

Congrats, Texas Longhorns who are moving on to their new teams, and to those who are becoming free agents and look to continue their careers.

Well, shit, Jake and Isaiah didn't get drafted.

Good luck as UFA's!

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Well, shit, Jake and Isaiah didn't get drafted.

Good luck as UFA's!

I bet Bond makes a squad. 

Do many college baseball fans need feminine hygiene products or is it just the Aggy demographic

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I will take my lumps. I had over on 12.5. Didn’t foresee Bond making himself toxic. Always thought Connor had a chance to get drafted (check) but sort of shocked Majors didn’t. 
No surprise picks for Texas, which was sort of a bummer. On to next year. 

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just struck those aggy fucks out to end the game again

7 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Well, shit, Jake and Isaiah didn't get drafted.

Good luck as UFA's!

Did you actually expect either of them to get drafted? Especially Bond given his rape allegations. 

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Did you actually expect either of them to get drafted? Especially Bond given his rape allegations. 

Almost everyone had majors pegged to go. 
Bond was a second round talent, so… neither would have been a surprise if it happened. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Almost everyone had majors pegged to go. 
Bond was a second round talent, so… neither would have been a surprise if it happened. 

Bond would have been 1000% a surprise if he was drafted given his off field stuff. Majors is a smaller, weak, center that doesn’t move people. He wasn’t getting drafted. At least Kelce being a smaller center had elite strength and agility. 

35 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

No receivers for Dallas this draft

With this roster of WR, why would you draft another?

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Damn how tf did Quinn fall to the 7th, behind Graham fucking Mertz?

10 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I will take my lumps. I had over on 12.5. Didn’t foresee Bond making himself toxic. Always thought Connor had a chance to get drafted (check) but sort of shocked Majors didn’t. 
No surprise picks for Texas, which was sort of a bummer. On to next year. 

Only 3 centers drafted I believe 

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bond would have been 1000% a surprise if he was drafted given his off field stuff. Majors is a smaller, weak, center that doesn’t move people. He wasn’t getting drafted. At least Kelce being a smaller center had elite strength and agility. 

And you had Hayden Connor getting drafted, right smart guy? 
again, most had him getting picked to act after the draft like it was absolutely known he wasn’t getting picked is dumb and revisionist bullshit. 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

And you had Hayden Connor getting drafted, right smart guy? 
again, most had him getting picked to act after the draft like it was absolutely known he wasn’t getting picked is dumb and revisionist bullshit. 

No, him getting drafted is more surprising than the other two not getting drafted. 

16 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I bet Bond makes a squad. 


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7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Almost everyone had majors pegged to go. 
Bond was a second round talent, so… neither would have been a surprise if it happened. 

Bond is the one that’s gonna get pegged.

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Just now, Napoleon said:


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Bond is the one that’s gonna get pegged.

I’d guess he’s the one most likely to do the pegging. 

Feel bad for Majors and Norton. 

Bond OTOH will be scrubbed from the entire 2025 run esp with how Golden turned out.  

Lost in history. Forgotten. Like tears in rain. 

1 minute ago, BurgleBro said:

Feel bad for Majors and Norton. 

Bond OTOH will be scrubbed from the entire 2025 run esp with how Golden turned out.  

Lost in history. Forgotten. Like tears in rain. 

Oh please. Like Bond has seen attack ships on fire outside the rings of Saturn. 

1 minute ago, BurgleBro said:

Feel bad for Majors and Norton. 

Bond OTOH will be scrubbed from the entire 2025 run esp with how Golden turned out.  

Lost in history. Forgotten. Like tears in rain. 

I think Norton will make a 53 man

8 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’d guess he’s the one most likely to do the pegging. 

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You think that a 180 lbs NIL money college boy is going to do the pegging in prison?!?!

😂

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The enormous Florida lineman got signed already as a UFA (Tampa Bucs)

48 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

23 in 2 years.... thats fucking outstanding!

My hope and expectation is that, going forward, at any given time there may be more NFL talent on the 40 than on any NFL roster.

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6 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

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You think that a 180 lbs guy is going to do the pegging in prison?!?!

😂

I bet he’s pretty strong compared to most people. 

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5 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

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You think that a 180 lbs NIL money college boy is going to do the pegging in prison?!?!

😂

Large Prison Roommate: “What are you in for?”

Bond: “Anal sex.”

Roommate: “You’ve come to the right place.”

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