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I know nothing about this movie and, yet somehow, also know everything I need to know about this movie. 

 

  

3 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

I know nothing about this movie and, yet somehow, also know everything I need to know about this movie. 

 

  

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Eh.. collaborating could mean a lot. Writing, producing, etc. Doesn’t mean they’ll actually be in the movie 

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5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Eh.. collaborating could mean a lot. Writing, producing, etc. Doesn’t mean they’ll actually be in the movie 

You're always wrong.  "Collaborating" clearly means scissoring in this case.

11 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Eh.. collaborating could mean a lot. Writing, producing, etc. Doesn’t mean they’ll actually be in the movie 

Seriously dude, is there any dream you can't shit on?  The word "collaborate" literally comes from the French term 'to assimilate'  

That means, they're gonna be ass-play-mates.   Don't you have a Don Mattingly dildo to shove up your butt or something right now?  

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25 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Eh.. collaborating could mean a lot. Writing, producing, etc. Doesn’t mean they’ll actually be in the movie 

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34 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You're always wrong.  "Collaborating" clearly means scissoring in this case.

 

28 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Seriously dude, is there any dream you can't shit on?  The word "collaborate" literally comes from the French term 'to assimilate'  

That means, they're gonna be ass-play-mates.   Don't you have a Don Mattingly dildo to shove up your butt or something right now?  

 

15 minutes ago, utee94 said:

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Sorry, you guys are all definitely right. It’s going to be an NC-17 movie starring the both of them as two women that seek out bored losers on college sports message boards in order to meet up with them in person for an all night tryst.  

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Stop. I can only get so erect. 

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Sorry, you guys are all definitely right. It’s going to be an NC-17 movie starring the both of them as two women that seek out bored losers on college sports message boards in order to meet up with them in person for an all night tryst.  

No offense, but you seem like the dude that leaves the strip club with his buddies and days, "No, no man.  She like legit liked me.  Like we had a connection.  Some of the stuff she said to me during the 9th lap dance, no way she says that to other guys, bro!"  

Seriously man, show me on the Robinson Cano giveaway bobble-head where Life hurt you.  

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7 minutes ago, lateshow said:

Stop. I can only get so erect. 

Hartzell's gonna have me arrested for pitching a tent.

14 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Seriously man, show me on the Robinson Cano giveaway bobble-head where Life hurt you.  

In the valley

14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Hartzell's gonna have me arrested for pitching a tent.

Ok, that was funny.

Unfortunately, Ron Howard is directing.  He does not have a history of making films with a lot of T&A.

Didn't he direct "Zapped" with Heather Thomas showing off some T&A to Scott Baio?  But yes, this is horrible, this news.  

4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Didn't he direct "Zapped" with Heather Thomas showing off some T&A to Scott Baio?  But yes, this is horrible, this news.  

And he directed "Rush" which as I recall had a racy scene with Natalie Dormer and/or Olivia Wilde?  It's been a while since I saw it.

37 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

No offense, but you seem like the dude that leaves the strip club with his buddies and days, "No, no man.  She like legit liked me.  Like we had a connection.  Some of the stuff she said to me during the 9th lap dance, no way she says that to other guys, bro!"  

Seriously man, show me on the Robinson Cano giveaway bobble-head where Life hurt you.  

Your repeated homoerotic imagery involving former Yankee legends excites me. 

Seriously dude, is there any dream you can't shit on?  The word "collaborate" literally comes from the French term 'to assimilate'  
That means, they're gonna be ass-play-mates.   Don't you have a Don Mattingly dildo to shove up your butt or something right now?  

I have it on good authority that it’s based on the ending of Requiem For A Dream.
3 minutes ago, wutang75 said:


I have it on good authority that it’s based on the ending of Requiem For A Dream.

And Helobius' favorite switch-hitting, both teams Yankee from their 2009 World Series Championship team?  You guessed it?  Literally the 'Catcher', Kevin Cash-to-Cash, Cash-to-Cash, Cash-to-Cash.  

I'm gonna go google Jennifer and be in my bunk.  

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1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

And Helobius' favorite switch-hitting, both teams Yankee from their 2009 World Series Championship team?  You guessed it?  Literally the 'Catcher', Kevin Cash-to-Cash, Cash-to-Cash, Cash-to-Cash.  

I'm gonna go google Jennifer and be in my bunk.  

i can also fap to the Cash twins running all over OUs defense

considering they are not writers or directors, i think it's safe to say they'll be acting in and "producing" the movie.

Little known fact: "Eden" is latin for "NorthLoop Sandwich". 

 

Also Helobious, you're not normal. 

3 hours ago, WBT said:

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Most appropriate use of this gif ever 

1 hour ago, wutang75 said:


I have it on good authority that it’s based on the ending of Requiem For A Cream.

Fify

4 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:

I know nothing about this movie and, yet somehow, also know everything I need to know about this movie. 

 

  

Guess I am going to add unwanted ejaculations while watching a movie in a theater to my yearly bingo card.

Yeah, see...it doesn't count if it's your popcorn bucket.  Got it?  

4 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:

I know nothing about this movie and, yet somehow, also know everything I need to know about this movie. 

 

  

 

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12 hours ago, Helobious said:

 

 

Sorry, you guys are all definitely right. It’s going to be an NC-17 movie starring the both of them as two women that seek out bored losers on college sports message boards in order to meet up with them in person for an all night tryst.  

keep going, im almost there

16 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Unfortunately, Ron Howard is directing.  He does not have a history of making films with a lot of T&A.

Tell me you didn’t watch the director’s cut of Apollo 13 without telling me you didn’t watch the director’s cut of Apollo 13.

20 hours ago, Helobious said:

Sorry, you guys are all definitely right. It’s going to be an NC-17 movie starring the both of them as two women that seek out bored losers on college sports message boards in order to meet up with them in person for an all night tryst.  

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On 5/2/2024 at 3:16 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Unfortunately, Ron Howard is directing.  He does not have a history of making films with a lot of T&A.

Young John Candy looking up skirts in Splash?

On 5/2/2024 at 1:05 PM, C-Man said:

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Did you get consent?

On 5/3/2024 at 8:10 AM, atomheartbevo said:

Tell me you didn’t watch the director’s cut of Apollo 13 without telling me you didn’t watch the director’s cut of Apollo 13.

 

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16 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

That’s a tough trio to rank.

Sweeny

de Armas

Kirby

17 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

That’s a tough trio to rank.

False. It couldn’t be easier, as there are no wrong answers. 

Beauty - Ana

Body - Sweeney 

Sexiness - Kirby (maybe also Ana, but needed to recognize everyone)

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

False. It couldn’t be easier, as there are no wrong answers. 

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20 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

That’s a tough trio to rank.

1/2  Sweeney / de Armas

3  Kirby

But, yeah... No wrong answers.

Ana de Armas - wife

Vanessa Kirby  - mistress

Sweeney - side piece

9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

False. It couldn’t be easier, as there are no wrong answers. 

This is correct.

10 hours ago, lateshow said:

Sweeny

de Armas

Kirby

This is more corret.

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