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  • Radical Larry
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    I thought it was common courtesy to let someone play through when you’re holding shit up. 

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    Tiger sees Scottie in the clubhouse later:

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What the fuck does “attach himself to his car” even mean?  

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3 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

What the fuck does “attach himself to his car” even mean?  

Probably means ‘checking to see if there’s a dog he can shoot’.  

A shuttle bus struck and killed a pedestrian. Scottie tried to drive past the police officer doing traffic control to get into Valhalla. I guess the cop wasn't letting people go past into Valhalla. The cop "attached" himself to Scottie's car. When Scottie pulled over, the cop detained him. 

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Apparently players, coaches, and caddies were told they could still access the clubhouse/club.  

 

Either way Scottie Scheffler's popularity is about to sky rocket with casuals.

 

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I’m all for this if “GET IN THE HOLE!” Is replaced with “FUCK THA POLICE”

What a bizarre story. He's supposed to tee in 2.5 hours - hopefully he makes it.

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I always loved the person who would yell "Mashed potatoes" 

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I can't actually believe this. They're gonna arrest the guy? I have to think those cops will be getting a phone call and letting him out of the car.

 

Also- this is why if you're someone of that stature you have a driver

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I was always under the impression that PGA golfers had chauffeurs to the tournaments, especially a major. Maybe Scottie just likes to drive as he’s a pretty simple guy, but this story is fucking unreal. Night shift traffic cop tries to be a hero for someone driving on the grass. Must be an aggy.
Just write him a fucking ticket. But PGA should have had someone out there getting the golfers in.

They aren’t going to arrest him. Cop was trying to avoid more chaos in what was seemingly an already chaotic situation. Sounds like scottie was a dumbass trying to drive around the traffic stop without confirming with the cops about who he was or what he was doing. Cop attempts to stop him, Scottie keeps driving, cop unsurprisingly overreacts to someone not respecting his authority and detains him. Scottie won’t miss his tee time. 

6 minutes ago, heso said:

They aren’t going to arrest him. Cop was trying to avoid more chaos in what was seemingly an already chaotic situation. Sounds like scottie was a dumbass trying to drive around the traffic stop without confirming with the cops about who he was or what he was doing. Cop attempts to stop him, Scottie keeps driving, cop unsurprisingly overreacts to someone not respecting his authority and detains him. Scottie won’t miss his tee time. 

Well I guess I’m a dumbass for not watching those videos before I posted that they aren’t going to arrest him. “Right now he’s going to jail and there’s nothing you can do about it” and “can you tell me the name of the man we just arrested”

15 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

I can't actually believe this. They're gonna arrest the guy? I have to think those cops will be getting a phone call and letting him out of the car.

 

Also- this is why if you're someone of that stature you have a driver

Live shot from the Kennedy folks…

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17 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

I can't actually believe this. They're gonna arrest the guy? I have to think those cops will be getting a phone call and letting him out of the car.

 

Also- this is why if you're someone of that stature you have a driver

 

10 minutes ago, mrhorn said:

I was always under the impression that PGA golfers had chauffeurs to the tournaments, especially a major. Maybe Scottie just likes to drive as he’s a pretty simple guy, but this story is fucking unreal. Night shift traffic cop tries to be a hero for someone driving on the grass. Must be an aggy.
Just write him a fucking ticket. But PGA should have had someone out there getting the golfers in.

They all drive themsleves...

Maybe just follow the law like everyone else and don't drive on the grass. 

14 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Maybe just follow the law like everyone else and don't drive on the grass. 

Take that shit to the CR.  

Guys.... guys..... guys..... without telling them who they are arresting. Great job reporter. Props to the cops for not taking a nightstick to that dluchebag.

39 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

I can't actually believe this. They're gonna arrest the guy? I have to think those cops will be getting a phone call and letting him out of the car.

 

Also- this is why if you're someone of that stature you have a driver

just now showed his mugshot on espy. fuck lpd

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Again...allegedly the golfers, coaches, and caddies were told they can still access the field house and shouldn't have any issues due to the accident that previously occurred. 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Again...allegedly the golfers, coaches, and caddies were told they can still access the field house and shouldn't have any issues due to the accident that previously occurred. 

Hope those fucks don’t get a major for a while.  

Yeah, I was thinking Valhalla better enjoy this major because it's not returning for a while. A dead patron, the top golfer arrested. Bang up job by LPD. 

 

Was this the cop?

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Cop would have shot Tiger.  “Can you tell me who I just shot?”

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I thought it was common courtesy to let someone play through when you’re holding shit up. 

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

I thought it was common courtesy to let someone play through when you’re holding shit up. 

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31 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Maybe just follow the law like everyone else and don't drive on the grass. 

Very aggy.

Darlington explained the logistics that led to the arrest on Get Up. Based on his description, it sounds like traffic was backed up way past the entrance to Valhalla due to a shuttle van hitting and killing a pedestrian. The road leading into Valhalla appears to be a two lane road with (maybe) a center turn lane. It seems like Scheffler was going to the left around the backed up traffic to make the left into the Valhalla entrance. The officer engaged Scheffler as he was to the left of the traffic, and Scheffler didn’t stop.

I may be wrong on these points but it’s what I interpreted from Darlington’s explanation.

So how do you decide to keep driving for 10 yards while a cop is holding onto your car and you, what, just don’t realize that he’s holding onto your car and shouting for you to stop?

7 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

I thought it was common courtesy to let someone play through when you’re holding shit up. 

That's pretty radical Larry.

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Just now, heso said:

So how do you decide to keep driving for 10 yards while a cop is holding onto your car and you, what, just don’t realize that he’s holding onto your car and shouting for you to stop?

When in doubt assume the cop is lying.

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

When in doubt assume the cop is lying.

That was the description of what happened from Darlington on espn, who was in the line of cars that Scotty tried to drive around. 

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