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  • World class memes today.

  • Radical Larry
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    I thought it was common courtesy to let someone play through when you’re holding shit up. 

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    Tiger sees Scottie in the clubhouse later:

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18 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

How does Marty Smith have this job?

Nepotism … he’s Stephen A. Smith’s redneck brother by another mother.  That and he fulfills an ESPN hiring demographic.

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Nepotism … he’s Stephen A. Smith’s redneck brother by another mother.  That and he fulfills an ESPN hiring demographic.

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Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Nepotism … he’s Stephen A. Smith’s redneck brother by another mother.  That and he fulfills an ESPN hiring demographic.

That answers how he has an espn job.

it doesn’t answer how he has *this* job 

20 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

He's gotta have some major dirt on all the dirtbags at ESPiN. No other reason.

Yes because he's the only dipshit that ESPN employs and gives airtime to.

I can tell you don't sit through any of their NBA desk coverage. 

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3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

That answers how he has an espn job.

it doesn’t answer how he has *this* job 

He has a heavy southern accent, so he serves as a novelty when doing sideline reporting for cfb and golf course commentary. Obv he fits right in for NASCAR coverage. 

I don't know why this isn't in the Fuck the Police thread either. I have no doubt Scottie was doing what he thought he was supposed to be doing. I had a similar incident happen to me when I THOUGHT I was doing exactly what I was supposed to do. And ironically, that cop had on blue jeans and a T-Shirt, and it happened in IN not to far from the KY border.

And people wonder why there's a Fuck the Police thread.

32 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

World class memes today.

there are days when i hate that i am on Twitter/X.  today is not one of those days.  

1 minute ago, hookemATL said:

He has a heavy southern accent, so he serves as a novelty when doing sideline reporting for cfb and golf course commentary. Obv he fits right in for NASCAR coverage. 

And, this tournament is in LOUISVILLE KENTUCKY.  The whole southern swing is Marty smith habitat. 

1 minute ago, Hard Times said:

And people wonder why there's a Fuck the Police thread.

I think that more has to do with them murdering black people.

4 minutes ago, Hard Times said:

I don't know why this isn't in the Fuck the Police thread either. I have no doubt Scottie was doing what he thought he was supposed to be doing. I had a similar incident happen to me when I THOUGHT I was doing exactly what I was supposed to do. And ironically, that cop had on blue jeans and a T-Shirt, and it happened in IN not to far from the KY border.

And people wonder why there's a Fuck the Police thread.

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3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I think that more has to do with them murdering black people.

Well, they've murdered a whole lot of white, Hispanic and Asian people too so to me it's appropriate for all people.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I think that more has to do with them murdering black people.

well that, and them doing stupid fucking decisions all the time.

 

I watched the live ESPN coverage about 25 mins ago and the reporter who watched the whole thing go down and started recording once he realized Scotty was under arrest,   and is the guy Scotty asked "for some help here" couldnt get a fucking word in with the cop. 

There isnt a fucking notice anywhere on the yellow vest that the guy is a cop. Also important to note, the reporter is the one who from the beginning of the story claimed the cop JUMPED on the side of Scotty's car.   This fucking clown was pissed no one respected his authority

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

This fucking clown was pissed no one respected his authority

It’s not more complicated than this right here. What a fat fucking pussy. 

6 minutes ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

What an absolute fucking pussy. And complete fabrication. 

How long before the officer sues him after the charges are dropped?

Also.

 

Bootlickers watching the video looking for anything that vindicates the cops

 

 

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18 minutes ago, Hard Times said:

I don't know why this isn't in the Fuck the Police thread either. I have no doubt Scottie was doing what he thought he was supposed to be doing. I had a similar incident happen to me when I THOUGHT I was doing exactly what I was supposed to do. And ironically, that cop had on blue jeans and a T-Shirt, and it happened in IN not to far from the KY border.

And people wonder why there's a Fuck the Police thread.

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CR regulars coming in to ruin the fun and make it about them 

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

Right out of central casting.  Fuck this puto 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Cant tell if serious

Not serious.  Except the fuck the police vibes…

5 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I don't trust anybody who hasn't been arrested at least once.

My man. 

I love the comment in the report about DETECTIVE Gillis being in "full LMPD protective rain jacket".

9 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Right out of central casting.  Fuck this puto 

Tory?  seriously....

33 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Some of yall thought they’d apologize!

 

the stupid motherfucker was a detective and not just some random ass traffic cop??  good lord what a fucking clown show.

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

The best part is the other 3 look like they are half in the bag/coked up still and Scottie looks like he is taking his passport photo.  5AM in the morning, dead sober just trying to get to work....

PGA, paid security, course officials should have been on the accident scene helping LPD and golfers trying to get to the course 

there should have already been off duty cops / paid traffic control in place if shuttles were running. It should have been called in to pga officials and a plan of action should have been executed 

lot of epic fail here 

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Gonna give a new meaning to the words "shank" and "slice" on the tour. 

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I think we can all agree that the most important thing here is that the officer made it home safe.

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2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I think we can all agree that the most important thing here is that the officer made it home safe.

 

 

 

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