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  • World class memes today.

  • Radical Larry
    Radical Larry

    I thought it was common courtesy to let someone play through when you’re holding shit up. 

  • gofuckyourself
    gofuckyourself

    Tiger sees Scottie in the clubhouse later:

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Maybe people will finally watch a non weekend round of a golf tournament now.

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

PGA, paid security, course officials should have been on the accident scene helping LPD and golfers trying to get to the course 

there should have already been off duty cops / paid traffic control in place if shuttles were running. It should have been called in to pga officials and a plan of action should have been executed 

lot of epic fail here 

whenever there is a fatality there is going to be a 6 -7 hour clusterfuck.  They should have just told the players that we are pushing back tee times 4 hours due to frost...

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1 minute ago, dieucla98 said:

Maybe people will finally watch a non weekend round of a golf tournament now.

So your saying this cop was an industry plant to draw attention to the PGA? Those mother fuckers at LIV are going to be pissed!

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I think we can all agree that the most important thing here is that the officer made it home safe.

But not the pants. All pants gave some, but some pants gave all. We salute you, pants, the real American hero.

11 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Who the fuck left the door to cloak room open?

Fuckin people never even heard of sports they just just search arrest. Cops. Police anything on their radar on the forums lol

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Just now, dcar00 said:

whenever there is a fatality there is going to be a 6 -7 hour clusterfuck.  They should have just told the players that we are pushing back tee times 4 hours due to frost...

If you read Scheffler's lawyer statement everything was allegedly handled.

Just now, dcar00 said:

whenever there is a fatality there is going to be a 6 -7 hour clusterfuck.  They should have just told the players that we are pushing back tee times 4 hours due to frost...


pga started calling guys ?

there’s only me road to the course ?

 

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1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuckin people never even heard of sports they just just search arrest. Cops. Police anything on their radar on the forums lol

What the actual fuck are you talking about?

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuckin people never even heard of sports they just good arrest. Cops. Police anything on their radar on the forums lol

Take your meds, Mushmouth

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2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuckin people never even heard of sports they just good arrest. Cops. Police anything on their radar on the forums lol

You having a stroke there buddy?  

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If you read Scheffler's lawyer statement everything was allegedly handled.

It was kind of a joke but yeah I don't expect the PGA Tour to understand how cops work when there is a fatality. 6 to 7 hours is normal.

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

When did Bea Arthur win a major? 

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

 


damn that’s good 

 

god damn GIF

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3 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

What the actual fuck are you talking about?

I like how two people who I've quite literally never seen posting in a golf thread are bitching about who is posting in a golf thread.

I'm the rare conservative that hates cops. Guess I'm a libertarian.

Ditto…because they’re nothing but a Labor Union cesspool of zero accountability for anything

This is infuriating.  Was talking to my buddy and cognitive dissonance is the exact word I used with the we love cops v Pro golfer. 

It was kind of a joke but yeah I don't expect the PGA Tour to understand how cops work when there is a fatality. 6 to 7 hours is normal.

Exactly. Can’t let a good fatality go down without some fat OT
28 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I love the comment in the report about DETECTIVE Gillis being in "full LMPD protective rain jacket".

Yeah, from the photos I saw they could have been street maintenance guys.  I'm sure it was a complete shitshow but cooler heads would have been nice.

24 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuckin people never even heard of sports they just just search arrest. Cops. Police anything on their radar on the forums lol

You should run for President.  You’ve got what it takes, apparently…

44 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I love the comment in the report about DETECTIVE Gillis being in "full LMPD protective rain jacket".

Perhaps Det. Gillis had a fairly raw vagina over having to do traffic duty for a PGA tour event early in the morning. 

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

There isnt a fucking notice anywhere on the yellow vest that the guy is a cop. Also important to note, the reporter is the one who from the beginning of the story claimed the cop JUMPED on the side of Scotty's car.   This fucking clown was pissed no one respected his authority

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Scotty didn't know

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Love it …..

 

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The speed and quickness is epic 

Was it also Louisville where a traffic cop blatantly lied about a similar situation recently? Said a driver ignored his commands to stop and dragged him several yards. Driver was arrested for all kinds of serious felonies, until another driver’s dashcam proved the cop wasn’t dragged at all, he just literally ran into the vehicle after it already stopped. Charges dismissed. 

1 hour ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

For the bootlickers in this thread, I'll say it again. Fuck all cops.

There are very few things surly collective has near universal agreement on: fuck OU, laugh at aggy and, last but not least, fuck the police.

11 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

The speed and quickness is epic 

It was also rapid, fast, nimble, rapid, and brisk!

 

Pour one out for Det. Gillis's pants.

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1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

I love the comment in the report about DETECTIVE Gillis being in "full LMPD protective rain jacket".

Trying to put lipstick on a pig. This was a bullshit situation all the way around and gross over-reaction by the arresting cop(s).

10 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

There are very few things surly collective has near universal agreement on: fuck OU, laugh at aggy and, last but not least, fuck the police.

And the 5-0 too.

Eazy-E (RIP)/NWA - 8 Ball

1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

I love the comment in the report about DETECTIVE Gillis being in "full LMPD protective rain jacket".

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looks like Cedric Daniels told Detective Gillis what to state in his report.

 

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54 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

But not the pants. All pants gave some, but some pants gave all. We salute you, pants, the real American hero.

Flags are sure to be at half-mast all through Kentucky this week.

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The memes are out of control.  This one probably captures it best for me.

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

But not the pants. All pants gave some, but some pants gave all. We salute you, pants, the real American hero.

RIP

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

The look.  Buzzcut etc…

 

I really hope you're hungover with a bunch of passed out hookers and a pile of blow in your suite because you're really off your game

2 minutes ago, pops said:

I really hope you're hungover with a bunch of passed out hookers and a pile of blow in your suite because you're really off your game

Lol no.  Flying and not getting all the pics sadly.  But the pic I quoted had a cop w a buzzcut.  I’m flying to Miami though, so anything is possible this weekend…

I wish they made police officers answer questions. I would love to hear the WHY behind deciding this was the best solution to the problem. 

The "who did we just arrest" question will go down in history. 

 

3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Lol no.  Flying and not getting all the pics sadly.  But the pic I quoted had a cop w a buzzcut.  I’m flying to Miami though, so anything is possible this weekend…

Not a cop. It's rory. 

All I know is Highland Park Scottie definitely needs to work on his crip walk.

15 minutes ago, pops said:

Not a cop. It's rory. 

I definitely was looking at something else I meant to quote lol.  But that’s pretty awesome.  Rory with the Bobby stick chasing down Scottie is perfect…

Detective Gillis clearly forgot to sprinkle some crack on him

4 minutes ago, Stanley said:

Detective Gillis clearly forgot to sprinkle some crack on him

Scottie forgot to hit him with the "I didn't know I couldn't do that"

18 minutes ago, Scholz said:

All I know is Highland Park Scottie definitely needs to work on his crip walk.

This^^^
Highland Park is the home of the original OGs.

While I was in school there in the 80s:

Student put pipe bomb in cafeteria trash can. Pipe bomb explodes and nearly kills one.

HP graduate Hinkley shoots Ronald Reagan.

Crazy lady shoots student in shoulder in front of school.

Honor student stabs and almost kills star football player (was two feet away when this happened). At our graduation the police had the stabber wear a bullet proof vest because they thought someone may try and take him out.

Scottie Scheffler.

Thug life HP!🤣

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