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Non-Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Hide the Money, There's Poor People Around

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Wasn't that like 3 years ago?  🤔 

1 hour ago, JBJ said:

Wasn't that like 3 years ago?  🤔 

2013. I think Mr. Davis must have gotten an early jump on fatherhood. 

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

I am so goddamn old

 

Holy fuck. This was like 3-4 years ago right.  lol 

 

fucking A 

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How the fuck does Georgia always have so much room for all these dudes? God damn, leave some for the rest of us. 

I hope we come in and fuck-start their heads. 

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2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Yes, that Leinart

 

Matt has said on pods he wanted to send him to Sark or Kiffin. Didn't realize he was a 26 but obviously that spot was taken for us.

If his last name was Manning he would be a 5 star.

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11 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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You can see in that evil motherfucker’s beady eyes that he’s conspiring to destroy an unsuspecting brisket somewhere. And he doesn’t feel the least bit bad about it. 

Not sure where to post this but it is too comical not to post somewhere. 

Lincoln Mackovic signed zero! DE/Edge guys in his 2025 class. He signed one LB. 

The mods on their 247 site are semi-losing their shit about how he’s handling their roster. They have like 4 DEs total. Braylon Shelby is one and his PFF numbers are bad. Anthony Lucas is another and he can’t stay healthy. 

They’re having LB issues with the portal and the posters are very over Riley and his paltry defensive personnel depth. 

It’s really gratifying to watch. USC fans are as arrogant as any and obviously Riley is an easy CFB villain to despise. They’re trapped with each other for years, I hope. 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Not sure where to post this but it is too comical not to post somewhere. 

Lincoln Mackovic signed zero! DE/Edge guys in his 2025 class. He signed one LB. 

The mods on their 247 site are semi-losing their shit about how he’s handling their roster. They have like 4 DEs total. Braylon Shelby is one and his PFF numbers are bad. Anthony Lucas is another and he can’t stay healthy. 

They’re having LB issues with the portal and the posters are very over Riley and his paltry defensive personnel depth. 

It’s really gratifying to watch. USC fans are as arrogant as any and obviously Riley is an easy CFB villain to despise. They’re trapped with each other for years, I hope. 

Fuck Lincoln but looking at their class depending on how you quantify Jahkeem Stewart they signed 3-4 DE/Edge guys and 5 DL overall

49 minutes ago, bEastTexas said:

Fuck Lincoln but looking at their class depending on how you quantify Jahkeem Stewart they signed 3-4 DE/Edge guys and 5 DL overall

The mods specifically are stating that Stewart was recruited as, and will play as, an interior DL. 0 DEs in the class. 

36 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The mods specifically are stating that Stewart was recruited as, and will play as, an interior DL. 0 DEs in the class. 

Is the Lake Travis peanut kid projected inside? The last article from October that On3 mentions him says USC is projecting him to Edge. They also have a 3* that’s listed at 6’4 210 but probably a JAG anyways.  

1 hour ago, bEastTexas said:

Is the Lake Travis peanut kid projected inside? The last article from October that On3 mentions him says USC is projecting him to Edge. They also have a 3* that’s listed at 6’4 210 but probably a JAG anyways.  

Not sure about the peanut guy, but the article didn’t discuss him at all and the whole article was about what in the fuck they are doing at Edge. So it’s either oversight or he’s a DT or LB in their projections. 

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On 12/17/2024 at 9:44 AM, closetojumping said:

Not sure where to post this but it is too comical not to post somewhere. 

Lincoln Mackovic signed zero! DE/Edge guys in his 2025 class. He signed one LB. 

The mods on their 247 site are semi-losing their shit about how he’s handling their roster. They have like 4 DEs total. Braylon Shelby is one and his PFF numbers are bad. Anthony Lucas is another and he can’t stay healthy. 

They’re having LB issues with the portal and the posters are very over Riley and his paltry defensive personnel depth. 

It’s really gratifying to watch. USC fans are as arrogant as any and obviously Riley is an easy CFB villain to despise. They’re trapped with each other for years, I hope. 

I’m sure this contributed heavily to why we couldn’t get the ‘25 Las Vegas LB on campus. They were desperate. 

Wait there's a Legarrette Blount Jr?? Fuck I'm old

3 hours ago, Kdub said:

Wait there's a Legarrette Blount Jr?? Fuck I'm old

Tell me about it dude... Father Time just kind of sneaks up and punches you in the mouth sometimes.

3 hours ago, Kdub said:

Wait there's a Legarrette Blount Jr?? Fuck I'm old

But does he a throw a punch like his old man?

5 hours ago, Kdub said:

Wait there's a Legarrette Blount Jr?? Fuck I'm old

Bro, pretty fucking soon the grand kids of people I knew in college are gonna start showing up in these reports. Many of my friends children have already come and gone through the process and school.

On 2/16/2025 at 1:56 PM, BurntEyes said:

Bro, pretty fucking soon the grand kids of people I knew in college are gonna start showing up in these reports. Many of my friends children have already come and gone through the process and school.

Tangent but on the SNL 50th anniversary show last night, Paul Simon and Sabrina Carpenter opened up by singing Homeward Bound. Simon introduced it by saying he played it on SNL in 1976. Carpenter said "I wasn't alive then. Neither were my parents."

Jesus. 

On 2/11/2025 at 2:18 PM, texifornia said:

Familiar family for Texas fans

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Classic physique. 

6 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Tangent but on the SNL 50th anniversary show last night, Paul Simon and Sabrina Carpenter opened up by singing Homeward Bound. Simon introduced it by saying he played it on SNL in 1976. Carpenter said "I wasn't alive then. Neither were my parents."

Jesus. 

it was a joke - her parents were born in the 1960's.

12 hours ago, someguy said:

it was a joke - her parents were born in the 1960's.

Thank God for small victories. I'll take it! 

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