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Non-Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Hide the Money, There's Poor People Around

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#52
On 9/30/2022 at 9:06 AM, Helobious said:

Only thing you need to know about EP football is the name Ryan Estrada. El Dorado freshman RB that they’re calling the next Aaron Jones. 

He’s blowing up with offers this spring and is now a 4-star. Called it almost 3 years ago. But I’m just know nothing idiot helo right

https://247sports.com/player/ryan-estrada-46137203/

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#55
23 minutes ago, Helobious said:

He’s blowing up with offers this spring and is now a 4-star. Called it almost 3 years ago. But I’m just know nothing idiot helo right

https://247sports.com/player/ryan-estrada-46137203/

Broken clock is still right twice a day. A blind squirrel still finds an acorn every now and again. 

You fire a gatling gun of hawt takes at this board on the reg. You're bound to get lucky a little along the way.

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#61

Looks like UGA and tOSU will split Bey and Brantley (who's really just Bey with extra rantl)

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#64
15 hours ago, campcrunk said:

I definitely wouldn't want to be a children's hospital in Louisiana right now

Wlell we know the money isn't coming out of their roads since it's just like driving up a volcano. 

#65
On 3/4/2025 at 3:32 PM, Helobious said:

He’s blowing up with offers this spring and is now a 4-star. Called it almost 3 years ago. But I’m just know nothing idiot helo right

https://247sports.com/player/ryan-estrada-46137203/

Yes. But I prefer to think of you as "Supernatural Football Recruit Jerk-Off Machine Helobious." Credit where credit is due, and you sir are on the Mr. Rushmore of jerking off dudes, right next to Peter Bean. 

#66
On 3/4/2025 at 3:32 PM, Helobious said:

He’s blowing up with offers this spring and is now a 4-star. Called it almost 3 years ago. But I’m just know nothing idiot helo right

https://247sports.com/player/ryan-estrada-46137203/

Additionally, I'd like to seek some clarity on what constitutes "blowing up with offers." Do you mean, like straight up number of offers? Or offers from programs that actually matter?
https://247sports.com/recruitment/ryan-estrada-160416/recruitinterests/

His only SEC offers are Vanderbilt and Missouri. His only Big 10 offers are Wisconsin and Minnesota. His only Big 12 offers are Tech, Okie Lite, Baylor and BYU.  

#67

 

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Additionally, I'd like to seek some clarity on what constitutes "blowing up with offers." Do you mean, like straight up number of offers? Or offers from programs that actually matter?
https://247sports.com/recruitment/ryan-estrada-160416/recruitinterests/

His only SEC offers are Vanderbilt and Missouri. His only Big 10 offers are Wisconsin and Minnesota. His only Big 12 offers are Tech, Okie Lite, Baylor and BYU.  

Oh for fucks sake. He has 10 P4 offers, one from a CFP team last year, and he got a flurry of those this spring and clearly more are coming during camp season. I said he was going to be a star after seeing highlights of 1 game during his freshman season 3 years ago, and now it is coming to fruition. Let me dunk on the people that thought I was just hyping him up for being a homie playing football. 

#68
1 minute ago, Helobious said:

 

Oh for fucks sake. He has 10 P4 offers, one from a CFP team last year, and he got a flurry of those this spring and clearly more are coming during camp season. I said he was going to be a star after seeing highlights of 1 game during his freshman season 3 years ago, and now it is coming to fruition. Let me dunk on the people that thought I was just hyping him up for being a homie playing football. 

10 P4 offers and "Playoff Team SMU" doing a lot of fucking heavy lifting in that post. If the guy has offers from the bottom 2 schools in every single conference I think you're painting a pretty fucking rosy picture not quite representative of the facts. His offer list isn't fucking good, and until all those super good offers start actually appearing during spring and camp season, reality doesn't match what you're selling. 

But congrats on seeing the highlights of 1 game 3 years ago and fucking NAILING this guy's ascendency to get offers from UTSA, UTEP, Tulane, Cal, Tulsa and Texas State. Nostradumbass indeed.

Or. Or. You could have just waited a bit longer for actual GOOD offers to appear instead of deciding to spike the fucking football on the 10 yard line. 

#69
23 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

10 P4 offers and "Playoff Team SMU" doing a lot of fucking heavy lifting in that post. If the guy has offers from the bottom 2 schools in every single conference I think you're painting a pretty fucking rosy picture not quite representative of the facts. His offer list isn't fucking good, and until all those super good offers start actually appearing during spring and camp season, reality doesn't match what you're selling. 

But congrats on seeing the highlights of 1 game 3 years ago and fucking NAILING this guy's ascendency to get offers from UTSA, UTEP, Tulane, Cal, Tulsa and Texas State. Nostradumbass indeed.

Or. Or. You could have just waited a bit longer for actual GOOD offers to appear instead of deciding to spike the fucking football on the 10 yard line. 

I’m coming back and negging this post after he scores his first college touchdown

43 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yes. But I prefer to think of you as "Supernatural Football Recruit Jerk-Off Machine Helobious." Credit where credit is due, and you sir are on the Mr. Rushmore of jerking off dudes, right next to Peter Bean. 

Negging this one if he’s ever named an all-conference player. 

#70
1 minute ago, Helobious said:

I’m coming back and negging this post after he scores his first college touchdown

Negging this one if he’s ever named an all-conference player. 

In regards to the first comment, as I said before, context matters. If he scores his first college touchdown playing for Texas State are you really going to pretend like this motherfucker is some kind of badass? Or Missouri Valley State? DIII football is still football. This seems pretty broad. 

As for the second comment, a) see my thoughts above and b.) I don't know why you would come back and neg that post when it's not related to the subject of this recruit and is just giving you the credit you deserve as a world class practitioner of hand to gland combat.  

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#82
On 4/2/2025 at 3:37 PM, SydneyCarton said:

10 P4 offers and "Playoff Team SMU" doing a lot of fucking heavy lifting in that post. If the guy has offers from the bottom 2 schools in every single conference I think you're painting a pretty fucking rosy picture not quite representative of the facts. His offer list isn't fucking good, and until all those super good offers start actually appearing during spring and camp season, reality doesn't match what you're selling. 

But congrats on seeing the highlights of 1 game 3 years ago and fucking NAILING this guy's ascendency to get offers from UTSA, UTEP, Tulane, Cal, Tulsa and Texas State. Nostradumbass indeed.

Or. Or. You could have just waited a bit longer for actual GOOD offers to appear instead of deciding to spike the fucking football on the 10 yard line. 

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#85

Gotta hand it to Hayes, this one is pretty funny

NEWS: Four-Star CB Dorian Barney is down to Michigan, Penn State, Texas A&M, & Georgia Tech, he tells me for @on3recruitsThe 6’1 180 CB from Carrollton, GA will announce his college decision on July 5thWhere Should He Go? ⬇️https://t.co/VLUMciAnYb

 

#86
Just now, texifornia said:

Gotta hand it to Hayes, this one is pretty funny

NEWS: Four-Star CB Dorian Barney is down to Michigan, Penn State, Texas A&M, & Georgia Tech, he tells me for @on3recruitsThe 6’1 180 CB from Carrollton, GA will announce his college decision on July 5thWhere Should He Go? ⬇️https://t.co/VLUMciAnYb

 

Had aggy picks a long time ago, but been getting Penn State ones lately.

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#88

All-Name team on degree of spelling difficulty alone

#AGTG After a great conversation with @CoachPurk im absolutely blessed to receive a D1 one offer from @HoyasFB GOHoyas!@CoachWyattJ @CoachJayRose @tate_rhodes @WERaiderFB @Shaun_Graham_DB @grindhouselite @RivalsLandyn

 

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#90
“(College football) programs are struggling to compete with what USC is offering in that sphere… USC is the most POWERFUL NIL program…” - @SWiltfong_ Oh yeah, USC is back ✌️👀

 

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#92

Oof

4 star IMG recruit Jake Kreul calls Florida his ‘dream school’ in new Tik Tok taken on his visit yesterday. The top 100 recruit is a huge Gators target and a legacy. #Gators

 

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#93

We offered both of them

BREAKING: Four-Star twin brothers Aiden and Andrew Harris have Committed to South Carolina, they tell me for @on3recruits“Just blessed to play ball at the next level with my twin brother.”https://t.co/LH08fk7yzu

 

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#94

Jake Kreul vaulting to the top of the "most cringe recruit" rankings. It's like if Jake Paul could play football.

🐊🐊🐊

 

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#95

Not the program I'd expect to go big on seafood

#GBR

 

#97
On 3/4/2025 at 3:32 PM, Helobious said:

He’s blowing up with offers this spring and is now a 4-star. Called it almost 3 years ago. But I’m just know nothing idiot helo 

 

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#98
16 hours ago, texifornia said:

Not the program I'd expect to go big on seafood

#GBR

 

id commit on the spot!!  and then eat every last bit of it, even the shells

#99

Might be the first player ever with offers from Bama and Michigan to commit to the gophers

1000% Committed🛶🛶 #RTB @GopherFootball @CoachJ_Everett @Coach_Fleck @Coach1Martinez @Coach_Macias @TopViewFit

 

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#100
Just now, Helobious said:

Might be the first player ever with offers from Bama and Michigan to commit to the gophers

1000% Committed🛶🛶 #RTB @GopherFootball @CoachJ_Everett @Coach_Fleck @Coach1Martinez @Coach_Macias @TopViewFit

 

I'm sure those offers were very committable, like that guy with every big "offer" who went to SFA a few years back. 

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