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Non-Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Hide the Money, There's Poor People Around

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21 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'm sure those offers were very committable, like that guy with every big "offer" who went to SFA a few years back. 

Lol, he’s a 4-star recruit. Of course they were committable

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39 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Lol, he’s a 4-star recruit. Of course they were committable

Oh you sweet summer child

39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh you sweet summer child

There’s a 0.00% chance any 4 star high school player ever ended up committing to SFA

 

Georgia giving off big “Bill Belichick is not naming any coordinators” energy with this.

Seems genius if it works, “wtf were they thinking?” if it doesn’t.
9 hours ago, texifornia said:

.....k

 

Sounds stupid, but I don't presume to know what a woman will think about something new, and never underestimate the power of mama.

So has the money run up at Auburn?  Recruits/BMD's wanting to see Freeze prove it this year?  Only six commits, and the second highest one is getting flip picks.

2 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Sounds stupid, but I don't presume to know what a woman will think about something new, and never underestimate the power of mama.


Few women do not appreciate a new outfit, IMO.

1 minute ago, cafe society said:

I love a woman in a uniform.  Said no one ever.

Okay, hold up. A woman in a football uniform? I agree. Nurse uniform? I can't go there with you, sir. 

11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Okay, hold up. A woman in a football uniform? I agree. Nurse uniform? I can't go there with you, sir. 

Fair enough.  I have to concur.

  • 2 weeks later...

Might need to change the thread title here too. 

Non Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: More Dollars Than Sense

On 6/19/2025 at 12:21 PM, Chuckie Finster said:


Georgia giving off big “Bill Belichick is not naming any coordinators” energy with this.

Seems genius if it works, “wtf were they thinking?” if it doesn’t.


They're probably thinking that the SEC is going to adopt the 105 scholarship limit so why not do a few test runs. 

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Why? He doesn’t have a Hispanic name. 

Helobious reps for San Antonio, for some strange reason.

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Helobious reps for San Antonio, for some strange reason.

It’s the south Texas thing, but still…

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I did not realize the nation's number one recruit looks like a 35 year old local auto mechanic

 

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

All-name team

 

That dude is straight cheeks, my guy. 

4 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

That dude is straight cheeks, my guy. 

Ass, my dude 

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I assume we've freed up the money for UGA to finish this one off. He did have a commitable UT offer for a while.

 

On 6/23/2025 at 4:19 PM, closetojumping said:

Okay, hold up. A woman in a football uniform? I agree. Nurse uniform? I can't go there with you, sir. 

Business "uniforms"

You likely have a career, may even make more money than me, and look smoke.... yes please. 

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I've watched enough porn to add my two cents that a woman in a business suit is much, much better for fapping to. 

In every day life, nurse uniform takes the cake. 

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Nothing says "top 60 recruit and number 8 WR" like "chose Texas Tech over Baylor and K-State"

 

On 7/16/2025 at 1:10 PM, texifornia said:

I assume we've freed up the money for UGA to finish this one off. He did have a commitable UT offer for a while.

 

might be going out on a limb here but, am I the only one here who looks at this image and sees "NGGA" from the logos?

I just ventured over to an okie state forum (rideemcowboys) and a poke fan is bragging that they're currently leading ou 7-0 for the top HS players in the state of Oklahoma for 2026. Gundy's building a monster!!

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Nothing says "top 60 recruit and number 8 WR" like "chose Texas Tech over Baylor and K-State"

 

Did it happen if there was no horns down 

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I just ventured over to an okie state forum (rideemcowboys) and a poke fan is bragging that they're currently leading ou 7-0 for the top HS players in the state of Oklahoma for 2026. Gundy's building a monster!!

 

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6 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

Did it happen if there was no horns down 

Top 150 player who had ok state, Baylor, k state and tech as his OV. Clearly services and schools see him differently. 

"Survey via Pete Nakos"

seems legit

  • 2 weeks later...

https://www.on3.com/rivals/ladamion-guyton-235770/

Texas Tech boards are confidant that the No.1 player on Rivals for 2027 is committing to them today at 3:30.  He's from Georgia.  Supposedly, he's also annoucing that he is reclassyifing into the 2026 class.  I can't wait for the melt down on the Georgia boards.  

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