May 20, 20241 yr Former Congo refugee come Utah car dealer takes his son and a couple other Americans (including a cannabis dealer from Maryland) to launch a coup attempt in the Congo. Things went about as well as you'd have expected. DR Congo coup: US-Congolese father is killed as his son begs for his life after leading bungled bid to overthrow government as video shows moment they are captured | Daily Mail Online
May 20, 20241 yr 27 minutes ago, DixonHur said: Former Congo refugee come Utah car dealer takes his son and a couple other Americans (including a cannabis dealer from Maryland) to launch a coup attempt in the Congo. Things went about as well as you'd have expected. DR Congo coup: US-Congolese father is killed as his son begs for his life after leading bungled bid to overthrow government as video shows moment they are captured | Daily Mail Online So....will his dealership still service my vehicle, or, ummm, do I need to look elsewhere for my warranty service needs?
May 20, 20241 yr I may not be a well-versed as others on global affairs, but I'm wondering why a Utah car dealer gives two shits about the Congo. I mean, the Congo? Really?
May 20, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, South Austin said: I may not be a well-versed as others on global affairs, but I'm wondering why a Utah car dealer gives two shits about the Congo. I mean, the Congo? Really? Here's a hint: he wasn't born an American citizen.
May 20, 20241 yr Just now, Samson's Wig said: Here's a hint: he wasn't born an American citizen. Let me re-state: I may not be a well-versed as others on global affairs, but I'm wondering why a Utah car dealer anyone gives two shits about the Congo. I mean, the Congo? Really?
May 20, 20241 yr 4 minutes ago, South Austin said: I may not be a well-versed as others on global affairs, but I'm wondering why a Utah car dealer gives two shits about the Congo. I mean, the Congo? Really? 33 minutes ago, DixonHur said: Former Congo refugee come Utah car dealer takes his son and a couple other Americans (including a cannabis dealer from Maryland) to launch a coup attempt in the Congo. Things went about as well as you'd have expected. DR Congo coup: US-Congolese father is killed as his son begs for his life after leading bungled bid to overthrow government as video shows moment they are captured | Daily Mail Online Ummm.. it's a pretty complex item.
May 20, 20241 yr Just now, South Austin said: Let me re-state: I may not be a well-versed as others on global affairs, but I'm wondering why a Utah car dealer anyone gives two shits about the Congo. I mean, the Congo? Really? Well, when you put it that way . . .
May 20, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, South Austin said: I may not be a well-versed as others on global affairs, but I'm wondering why a Utah car dealer gives two shits about the Congo. I mean, the Congo? Really? I get the car dealer, somewhat. He is former Congolese military and probably was delusional thinking he could run the place. The white cannabis dealer is the one that baffles me.
May 20, 20241 yr 10 minutes ago, South Austin said: I may not be a well-versed as others on global affairs, but I'm wondering why a Utah car dealer gives two shits about the Congo. I mean, the Congo? Really? They’re currently fighting a civil war. Upon further reading, it sounds like the US-based politician that was killed attempted a similar style coup back in 2017 that failed.
May 20, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, F250 said: I get the car dealer, somewhat. He is former Congolese military and probably was delusional thinking he could run the place. The white cannabis dealer is the one that baffles me. Here is what I do know for sure. I look forward to when this is made into a film and I truly hope Jamie Foxx plays the lead with Jesse Plemons playing the cannabis dealer.
May 20, 20241 yr 7 minutes ago, F250 said: I get the car dealer, somewhat. He is former Congolese military and probably was delusional thinking he could run the place. The white cannabis dealer is the one that baffles me.
May 20, 20241 yr very surprising two dudes from utah weren't able to overthrow a government of a country of 100MM people.
May 20, 20241 yr Quote 'Around 50, including three American citizens - were arrested and are currently undergoing interrogation by the specialized services of the Armed Forces,' Ekenge told Reuters. Local media were quick to suggest a CIA plot to seize control of the mineral rich nation of 100 million people. But there were fewer than 100 men in evidence as the heavily armed group announced the coup was underway in a message on Facebook. What the fucking fuck? Anyone paying attention knows you gotta lead with a few dance routines on the tik tok if you want to get the people behind your cause. F'n Facebook? Never stood a chance.
May 20, 20241 yr 41 minutes ago, South Austin said: Let me re-state: I may not be a well-versed as others on global affairs, but I'm wondering why a Utah car dealer anyone gives two shits about the Congo. I mean, the Congo? Really? -
May 20, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: - Well shit, in that case let's wrap up this Ukraine business and get working on the Congo.
May 20, 20241 yr 10 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: - this feels like one of those "let's mine asteroids because they're worth 1 quinzillion!"
May 20, 20241 yr 52 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said: Here's a hint: he wasn't born an American citizen. Belgian?
May 20, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, UTCzech III said: Belgian? Exactly. I'm glad someone is paying attention.
May 20, 20241 yr 12 minutes ago, South Austin said: Well shit, in that case let's wrap up this Ukraine business and get working on the Congo. China beat us to it - by about a decade
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May 20, 20241 yr Just now, Blotto said: Dear Blessed, I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to extend a very special invitation to you, one that could change your life forever. As you may be aware, Nigeria Congo is a country of immense wealth and prosperity, and I am proud to say that I am a prince of this great nation. Recently, I have come into possession of a fortune worth $100,000 $34 Trillion, and I would like to extend an invitation to you to share in this wealth. I believe that with your hard work and determination, you have the potential to turn this fortune into something truly great. Whether you want to start a business, invest in property, or simply enjoy a life of luxury, this money is yours for the taking. So if you are interested in joining me on this incredible journey, please do not hesitate to reply to this letter. I would be honored to have you by my side as we embark on this new chapter together. I look forward to hearing from you soon
May 20, 20241 yr so a used car dealership run by a guy named Otto, just happened to employ some people who attempted to acquire the Congo for their own gains. Almost line for line the script from a simulation show called Mister Robot. But we don't live inside a simulation? and in fucking Utah? And oh yeah, they seat their plan into motion on 5/9. Is anybody even trying anymore? This is getting sad at this point. Edited May 20, 20241 yr by YGIFS
May 20, 20241 yr 22 minutes ago, YGIFS said: so a used car dealership run by a guy named Otto, just happened to employ some people who attempted to acquire the Congo for their own gains. Almost line for line the script from a simulation show called Mister Robot. But we don't live inside a simulation? and in fucking Utah? And oh yeah, they seat their plan into motion on 5/9. Is anybody even trying anymore? This is getting sad at this point. And you thought Hollywood was running out of original ideas...
May 20, 20241 yr "But if you go searchin for cobalt mines, now The mountain gorillas will tear you up anyhow"
May 20, 20241 yr Author 1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said: very surprising two dudes from utah weren't able to overthrow a government of a country of 100MM people. Breaking: The Congolese government just released the following image from right before the attempted coup.
May 20, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, F250 said: The white cannabis dealer is the one that baffles me. There is a reason the quote "Don't get high on your own supply." exists.
May 20, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Brisketexan said: Apparently, Congo has massive reserves of these: They're competing with Elmo for world vehicle domination, with very different tactics. Conga line or Musk oil, pick your poison, we are all hosed. Edited May 20, 20241 yr by BurntEyes
May 20, 20241 yr Just a ragtag group of rogue individuals, no cia involvement whatsoever although controlling all that cobalt would have been sick
May 20, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: - Congo number one exporter of coltan, all other countries have inferior coltan
May 20, 20241 yr Coltan is the source of the rare earth minerals niobium and tantalum used in electronics
May 20, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, South Austin said: Let me re-state: I may not be a well-versed as others on global affairs, but I'm wondering why a Utah car dealer anyone gives two shits about the Congo. I mean, the Congo? Really? Well, the Congo's rainforest is larger than the state of Alaska and second only to the Amazon.
May 20, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said: this feels like one of those "let's mine asteroids because they're worth 1 quinzillion!" Username kinda checks out.
May 20, 20241 yr 9 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Coltan is the source of the rare earth minerals niobium and tantalum used in electronics From the first search result: "Niobium is a lustrous, ductile metal." I mean....when you describe it like that....
May 20, 20241 yr 12 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Coltan is the source of the rare earth minerals niobium and tantalum used in electronics Also, "Coltan" is the name of some Karen's kid who she totally thinks should start at first base this season, but his only qualifications for any endeavor are having a mullet and using racial slurs at a surprisingly early age.
May 20, 20241 yr 10 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said: Well, the Congo's rainforest is larger than the state of Alaska and second only to the Amazon. Sweet, let’s chop it all down to mine cobalt. What could go wrong?
May 20, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: - you skim trillions while selling the rest to china
May 20, 20241 yr 12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Also, "Coltan" is the name of some Karen's kid who she totally thinks should start at first base this season, but his only qualifications for any endeavor are having a mullet and using racial slurs at a surprisingly early age. I'm gonna start calling my friends asshole kid, Coltan.
May 20, 20241 yr 4 minutes ago, Foosters said: but its all good if they spell it Colton, right? The only difference between Coltan and Colton is that Coltan's mullet also has a bit of a rat tail going on.
May 20, 20241 yr 24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said: you skim trillions while selling the rest to china I'd be down for skimming trillions. First thing I would buy is Twitter and rebrand it as ShaggyBevo. I would heavily invest in NIL deals to make sure aggy never recruits anyone over 2 stars. Finally, I would funnel money to small FCS football programs to buyout the HC from aggy every year.
May 20, 20241 yr 35 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: I'm gonna start calling my friends asshole kid, Coltan. have you ever considered that you’re the asshole ?
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