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Did they at least short-dick some cannibals before their epic fail?

7 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

The Congo is roughly 3.5 times bigger than Texas.

Yet the Congo has zero conference championships.  Advantage: Texas.

21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yet the Congo has zero conference championships.  Advantage: Texas.


Well, they did whip up on the Belgians in the 1960 Sub-Saharan Africa Championships.

Somebody who knows Wooderson needs to see if he's up for being named the new President of The Bongo Congo.  That's a coupe coup I could get behind.

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5 hours ago, South Austin said:

Let me re-state:  I may not be a well-versed as others on global affairs, but I'm wondering why a Utah car dealer anyone gives two shits about the Congo.  I mean, the Congo?  Really?

I believe it’s the lure of your fellow white apes.   

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

Let me re-state:  I may not be a well-versed as others on global affairs, but I'm wondering why an Utah car dealer anyone gives two shits about the Congo.  I mean, the Congo?  Really?

Well that’s just what they want you to think.  

32 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Somebody who knows Wooderson needs to see if he's up for being named the new President of The Bongo Congo.  That's a coupe coup I could get behind.

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C'mon people, there's a Slater's knowledge of African maps joke in here somewhere, "Hey, I know you...we had Geography together."  This place is slipping.  I mean, not Congo-level slipping, but still...

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Tantalum?

Is that used in Tantric massage?

Tantalum Mssage, Stefon?

"Yeah, it's like that thing at Sharper Image where you rub between the ass and the genitals and then bemoan, 'And I thought it smelled bad on the outside'!"  

7 hours ago, freyguy said:

This story was much more compelling.

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Best movie ever. 

There I was. There I was.  There I was in the Congo

 

 

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My father flew C130's in the Air Force in the 1960's and had several CIA type missions related to the attempted overthrow of the Congo's president Lumumba.  He has some great stories that I'll share when I have time.  Here are some pics of him moving stuff and people around.

 

 

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Your dad sounded taller on the radio. 

Surprised/not surprised that the Air Force let your dad get away with that dress and yellow headwear.  It was the sixties, I guess.  

16 hours ago, Foosters said:

but its all good if they spell it Colton, right?

 

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20 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

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Isn't Coltan the name of every other middle schooler today?  Why do we need more Coltans? 

21 hours ago, F250 said:

I get the car dealer, somewhat. He is former Congolese military and probably was delusional thinking he could run the place.

The white cannabis dealer is the one that baffles me.

Gotta be in his 20s, right?

 

 

16 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

The Congo is roughly 3.5 times bigger than Texas.

The Congo is roughly 5 times bigger than The Iraq

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2 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:

The Congo is roughly 5 times bigger than The Iraq

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I wonder which suburban school board that gal grew up to scream and shout at?

8 hours ago, BottleRocket said:

My father flew C130's in the Air Force in the 1960's and had several CIA type missions related to the attempted overthrow of the Congo's president Lumumba.  He has some great stories that I'll share when I have time.  Here are some pics of him moving stuff and people around.

 

 

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Very cool.... do you know if these pics are from the UN (cough) missions, or later on and a part of Operation Dragon Rouge (the dropping of Belgian Commandos and subsequent rescue of American and European hostages)? ...Either way, awesome pics 🤘

3 hours ago, Samson's Wig said:

I wonder which suburban school board that gal grew up to scream and shout at?

This is going to come as quite a surprise to many....

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On 5/20/2024 at 5:59 PM, Sawbonz said:

Did they at least short-dick some cannibals before their epic fail?

Are you asking if they fucked some cannibals with their short dicks? Or like, chop off cannibal dicks? What a strange saying. Do you say this around actual people and expect them to get it? 
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1 hour ago, B00M said:

Do you say this around actual people and expect them to get it?

Smart people? Yeah 

1 hour ago, B00M said:

Are you asking if they fucked some cannibals with their short dicks? Or like, chop off cannibal dicks? What a strange saying. Do you say this around actual people and expect them to get it? 
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3 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Smart people? Yeah 

Fuck, well played 🤣

I’ve seen full metal jacket but didn’t catch the last line in that scene. On the whole, I’m glad I asked 

1 hour ago, B00M said:

Fuck, well played 🤣

I’ve seen full metal jacket but didn’t catch the last line in that scene. On the whole, I’m glad I asked 

I think it’s memorable to me because I have absolutely no idea what it means

My buddies and I did some really stupid shit in our early 20s (and in our late 20s, early 30s, well you get the point), but I can confidently say we never did anything as stupid as attempting a coup in Congo.

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